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ITT: Spaceporn’s most delusional poast

I was alpha as fuck in my public high school. Senior year be...
Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground
  03/05/24
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true in a Talmudic sense
  10/09/24
The only 'delusion' is with obsessed weirdos and their sp pe...
Fuchsia disgusting stage cuckoldry
  03/05/24
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Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground
  03/05/24
I guess I shouldn’t rile them up as it’s kind of...
titillating senate potus
  03/05/24
Do you ever get tired of winning?
Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground
  03/05/24
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Soggy Site
  03/05/24
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umber heady corn cake
  03/05/24
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aromatic boltzmann
  03/05/24
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shimmering excitant prole
  03/07/24
lol
Sapphire property dog poop
  03/05/24
Probably my favorite SP poast ever. It perfectly captures th...
adventurous den
  03/05/24
it makes me sad. it’s one thing for a socially maladju...
Razzle-dazzle White Pit
  03/05/24
life is one long IQ test
hairless diverse stead
  03/05/24
It seems likely that those girls were defaming him too.
adventurous den
  03/05/24
The bf's may have been THREATENING him
Supple shitlib
  03/07/24
I love the mutual nodding
snowy faggotry step-uncle's house
  03/05/24
game recognize game.
Razzle-dazzle White Pit
  03/05/24
SP's nod conveys "you know i could take this bitch from...
Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground
  03/05/24
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bearded irradiated cuck
  03/06/24
I read it more as like the captain of the football team is t...
Unholy motley university trump supporter
  03/06/24
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adventurous den
  03/06/24
Could be that too😼
Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground
  03/06/24
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Vivacious burgundy private investor temple
  03/07/24
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pontificating cracking dopamine turdskin
  03/07/24
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Vivacious burgundy private investor temple
  03/07/24
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pontificating cracking dopamine turdskin
  03/07/24
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amber volcanic crater chapel
  03/06/24
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Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground
  03/06/24
This isn't real
iridescent lascivious address
  03/06/24
He not only poasted it, but doubled down on it multiple time...
adventurous den
  03/06/24
He means 'not real' in the sense of "Wow, this shit is ...
snowy faggotry step-uncle's house
  03/06/24
*nods at u*
Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground
  03/07/24
*recites a poem* *makes your lady cream her panties* *nods a...
adventurous den
  03/07/24
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Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground
  03/07/24
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iridescent lascivious address
  03/07/24
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pontificating cracking dopamine turdskin
  03/07/24
The OP misstated my original post somewhat. That said, it...
Coral Heaven Roast Beef
  03/07/24
so you nodded at (what i presume to be) a sociable preppy ki...
French Aphrodisiac Cruise Ship Mexican
  03/07/24
Yeah. Pretty much. Not gonna disagree. I don’t t...
Coral Heaven Roast Beef
  03/07/24
I think about the losers from high school all the time. One ...
amber volcanic crater chapel
  03/07/24
dude, are you ridiculing my HIV diagnosis and numerous assau...
Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground
  03/07/24
And posting on here about cas********* and making out w her ...
Coral Heaven Roast Beef
  03/07/24
"cunt" isn't a nice word bro.
silver knife base
  03/07/24
it's offensive
Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground
  03/07/24
I know. When I was in high school we all used nasty words a ...
Coral Heaven Roast Beef
  03/07/24
*guffaws at preposterously re-envisioned self-aggrandizing p...
Razzle-dazzle White Pit
  03/07/24
Yeah. I guess you were there. Thanks for nodding back.
titillating senate potus
  03/07/24
wtf, i thought you just changed your moniker. how many accou...
Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground
  03/07/24
He has multiple monikers. He doesn't spend much time working...
adventurous den
  03/07/24
i do appreciate the gracious acknowledgment that this guy wa...
Razzle-dazzle White Pit
  03/07/24
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floppy crotch
  03/07/24
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pontificating cracking dopamine turdskin
  05/24/24
Is telling a story that makes any goddamned sense an importa...
laughsome jet-lagged headpube
  05/24/24
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pontificating cracking dopamine turdskin
  05/25/24


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Date: March 5th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground

I was alpha as fuck in my public high school. Senior year beach week I had drunk chicks coming up to me asking me about poems, and their boyfriends and I would nod to each other and the bf would lead the drunk girl away. And yes I had a gf also.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47464157)



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Date: October 9th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: true in a Talmudic sense



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48182763)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Fuchsia disgusting stage cuckoldry

The only 'delusion' is with obsessed weirdos and their sp pedofile fantasy universe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47464172)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 8:20 AM
Author: Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47464177)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:01 AM
Author: titillating senate potus

I guess I shouldn’t rile them up as it’s kind of like a 19th century Bedlam tour in here.

But I can’t help rattling the box and watching the crabs climb all over each other in agitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47464229)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground

Do you ever get tired of winning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47464232)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Soggy Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47464236)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: umber heady corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47464245)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: aromatic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47464260)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: shimmering excitant prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470987)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Sapphire property dog poop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47464174)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: adventurous den

Probably my favorite SP poast ever. It perfectly captures the way his mind works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47464314)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:36 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle White Pit

it makes me sad. it’s one thing for a socially maladjusted outcast high schooler to not realize he’s being mocked. the fact that he still doesn’t realize it 40 years later is tragic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47464316)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: hairless diverse stead

life is one long IQ test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47464328)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: adventurous den

It seems likely that those girls were defaming him too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47464339)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Supple shitlib

The bf's may have been THREATENING him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470946)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: snowy faggotry step-uncle's house

I love the mutual nodding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47464336)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle White Pit

game recognize game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47464344)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground

SP's nod conveys "you know i could take this bitch from you, right?"

the other dood's nod is a response that, yes, he knows that, and he's grateful that SP let him keep his bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47464383)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: bearded irradiated cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47468022)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 8:08 AM
Author: Unholy motley university trump supporter

I read it more as like the captain of the football team is thinking “FUCK YEAH SICK POEM BRO” as he nods at sp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47468124)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: adventurous den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47468309)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground

Could be that too😼

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470172)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Vivacious burgundy private investor temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470983)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: pontificating cracking dopamine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470994)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Vivacious burgundy private investor temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470982)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: pontificating cracking dopamine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470992)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: amber volcanic crater chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47468013)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 7:20 AM
Author: Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47468077)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 7:22 AM
Author: iridescent lascivious address

This isn't real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47468079)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 7:56 AM
Author: adventurous den

He not only poasted it, but doubled down on it multiple times. This freak actually builds fantasies like this in his big chubby bald head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47468116)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: snowy faggotry step-uncle's house

He means 'not real' in the sense of "Wow, this shit is unreal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470177)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 9:25 AM
Author: Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground

*nods at u*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470697)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: adventurous den

*recites a poem* *makes your lady cream her panties* *nods at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470792)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470806)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:03 AM
Author: iridescent lascivious address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470830)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: pontificating cracking dopamine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470997)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Coral Heaven Roast Beef

The OP misstated my original post somewhat.

That said, it’s strange how much a recollection of mine from 35 years ago enrages the board.

The nodding was more a, “she’s a dumb cunt,” and “yeah I know man but poon is poon” than anything else. The recipient of my nod was in a higher social caste before graduation which is part of what made it memorable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470821)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:07 AM
Author: French Aphrodisiac Cruise Ship Mexican

so you nodded at (what i presume to be) a sociable preppy kid who nodded back? there's almost a zero chance he ever thought about you again, and a fair chance he doesn't know what a metered poem is. good on you that he didn't flee screaming and shielding his girl from your sight, i guess?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470843)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: Coral Heaven Roast Beef

Yeah. Pretty much. Not gonna disagree.

I don’t think he was preppy though he might have been on the football team or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470849)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: amber volcanic crater chapel

I think about the losers from high school all the time. One is an amateur white rapper now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47471455)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground

dude, are you ridiculing my HIV diagnosis and numerous assault convictions? that is so beyond the pale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470848)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Coral Heaven Roast Beef

And posting on here about cas********* and making out w her That’s also a good one.

All prompted by your monikers and obsessive hurtful posts about me.

I really wish you’d take me off your radar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470857)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: silver knife base

"cunt" isn't a nice word bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470869)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground

it's offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470874)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Coral Heaven Roast Beef

I know. When I was in high school we all used nasty words a lot. Not proud of my informal diction back then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470875)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle White Pit

*guffaws at preposterously re-envisioned self-aggrandizing post-hoc larp*

*is “enraged”*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470921)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: titillating senate potus

Yeah. I guess you were there. Thanks for nodding back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470939)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Chartreuse glittery native hunting ground

wtf, i thought you just changed your moniker. how many accounts do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470945)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: adventurous den

He has multiple monikers. He doesn't spend much time working, which is probably for the best for the people of Virginia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470948)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle White Pit

i do appreciate the gracious acknowledgment that this guy was in a higher social caste BEFORE graduation. how would you describe your “social caste” currently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47470955)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: floppy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47471626)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: pontificating cracking dopamine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47689653)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: laughsome jet-lagged headpube

Is telling a story that makes any goddamned sense an important skill for a trial lawyer? Just curious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47689673)



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Date: May 25th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: pontificating cracking dopamine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#47691343)