Meeting the man behind the evan schtick would be fun though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48312818)

You forget so easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48313410)

I don't drink a lot of Spotted Cow. I recently found out that they changed the recipe a few years back. They used to put a minor amount of corn in it. It was subtle but you could definitely taste it. The owners of New Glarus are libs and they apparently can't get enough non-GMO corn anymore, so they stopped brewing it with corn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48312864)

I know most craft breweries are run by libs but there's a few in Wisconsin I refuse to patronize based on how over the top they are with their politics (Brewing Projekt, Minocqua, Hop & Barrel).

It's all kind of irrelevant as I've been drinking way less recently and plan on staying a light drinker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48315980)

Minocqua's entire shtick is they are a liberal oasis in the deep red Northwoods. They do a ton of political and litigious shit, they even started a PAC to grift more money. Even the woke retards on the Wisconsin subreddit have turned on him because he's such a huge grifter.

Hop & Barrel is more local to me, they host a lot of lib political events (some of which included the shithead from Minocqua)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48316395)

Will you carry him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48312832)

https://images.app.goo.gl/YJCDx7h31KsLbYum7

Around there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48313589)

Or I guess I will meet him there, from your perspective.

He was a tall, rangy man, all sinew under sun and weather beaten skin. Very sad eyes.

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TY bro I have a feeling we would enjoy having a few fingers of scotch together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48316073)

TY, feeling is mutual friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48316075)

there are two possibilities: 1) spaceporn is real or 2) spaceporn is the work of a 180iq mastertroll running a decades long schtick. how is he real? it's like he was created in a lab to be the most mockable person on xo. i used to think he was low effort flame and people were retarded for believing he was real. since then the evidence he is who he is is beyond a reasonable doubt. except for the fact that spaceporn the person existing as he presents himself here is too ridiculous to suspend my disbelief. it's a paradox that gives me incredible cognitive dissonance. i would pay five figures for to spend a day with spaceporn if there was some sort of guarantee i would not be outed.

spaceporn. i choose spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48313073)

also, i happened to have watched that the other day. his firm created several ads at the same time and poasted online.

the ads featuring "the firm" don't include spaceporn. there's one about trial lawyers and everywhere is in the boardroom except spaceporn. everyone is the group ensemble at the end except spaceporn. it seems clear that they gave him a solo video like giving a dog a bone but kept him out of the firm videos because he's a dygenic weirdo and the firm bitch.

also spaceporn mentions that "when you call [firm], you speak to a real attorney right away." PI firms have paralegals do intake. this means spaceporn is the low man on the totem pole doing bitchwork before passing shit on to the real attorneys. also explains why he does car honk oral arguments and haunted house slip and fall depos.

again, all of this hard to accept as real. but it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48313147)

Even if I get vaporized like a mortal looking upon Zeus’s true form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48313087)

>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48313140)

just one

it's petro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48313104)

And is this on a weeknight with normal work / family obligations going on?

Or is this on some kind of solo vacation with free time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48313162)

for sexytimes - julia

historical - phineasgage

if i need an experienced, biglaw partner - evan

to have (a dozen) sandwiches with - tsinah

for a run and then a hate fuck afterwards - gjr

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scholarship because he just seems nice

gunneraTTTT because we were members of the pigeon post during a four-and-a-half month siege of the city by Prussian forces

NeumannMorgenste - no explanation needed - the guy operates on a level beyond

gedood persoon - i like him

Bloomington - i like him too

RSF just so I could ride his coattails on a 180 luxurious trip if he would have me

Zurich cuz we go back

Juan Eighty - dont know what his former moniker is but we get along

Caitlin clark - idk who this person is but we seem to chill well together

Disco Fries - no explanation needed

TT - i want to hear the full boat story

gibberish - easy chill persona

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48315572)

Second choice would be to meet gibberish and tag team his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48316059)

Lots of good bros I would gladly have a beer with on XO (won't try to name them all), but TBH I've always really wanted to meet """""""""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630476&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690",#48316088)