\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/17/13
wow great point man
French athletic conference box office
  11/17/13
...
laughsome pisswyrm public bath
  02/09/14
...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
...
nyuug
  03/24/26
...
nyuug
  03/25/26
...
nyuug
  03/25/26
...
Wine haunted graveyard
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Lake black woman mental disorder
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Gaped orchestra pit crotch
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Splenetic Site
  11/18/13
tp
insanely creepy multi-colored hominid corner
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
narrow-minded comical electric furnace garrison
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Wine haunted graveyard
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Brindle yarmulke
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
talking love of her life
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Hairless Brass Really Tough Guy
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
razzle wagecucks base
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
shimmering arousing travel guidebook
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Infuriating Peach Toaster Puppy
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
copper hot selfie
  04/07/16
...
canary heady shrine stain
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
Submissive school cuckold
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Chrome philosopher-king temple
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Diverse library internal respiration
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
motley house
  11/17/13
?
Misunderstood lodge people who are hurt
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
marvelous disrespectful heaven
  11/18/13
Well?
snowy cracking meetinghouse
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
violent bearded striped hyena
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
balding gunner national
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Wine haunted graveyard
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
magenta floppy kitty cat rehab
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Plum Anal Hairy Legs Resort
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
balding gunner national
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
balding gunner national
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Plum Anal Hairy Legs Resort
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
balding gunner national
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
You're done here
pale contagious pocket flask hall
  11/19/13
(idiot)
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
...
mind-boggling soggy sound barrier
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
out-of-control odious french chef ladyboy
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
mind-boggling soggy sound barrier
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
razzle wagecucks base
  11/17/13
...
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
mind-boggling soggy sound barrier
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Disturbing point masturbator
  11/17/13
only?
out-of-control odious french chef ladyboy
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/17/13
...
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
...
Dashing Godawful Space Legal Warrant
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
turquoise market
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Plum Anal Hairy Legs Resort
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
lascivious nowag
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
mind-boggling soggy sound barrier
  11/17/13
lol
lascivious nowag
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
turquoise market
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
out-of-control odious french chef ladyboy
  11/17/13
lmao.
Splenetic Site
  11/18/13
cq
Poppy codepig parlor
  03/03/24
...
insanely creepy multi-colored hominid corner
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
provocative incel
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
Splenetic Site
  11/18/13
Underrated
Confused Aggressive Indian Lodge Faggotry
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
excitant trailer park
  12/22/14
tyft mental image
Khaki water buffalo clown
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
Massive mediation
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Hairraiser lay
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Hairraiser lay
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
turquoise market
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
impertinent den corn cake
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
provocative incel
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Hairraiser lay
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
provocative incel
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
mind-boggling soggy sound barrier
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Hairraiser lay
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Mischievous at-the-ready half-breed sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Hairraiser lay
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Hairraiser lay
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Mischievous at-the-ready half-breed sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Mischievous at-the-ready half-breed sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Mischievous at-the-ready half-breed sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
provocative incel
  11/17/13
LOL
talking love of her life
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Hairraiser lay
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
provocative incel
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Hairraiser lay
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
provocative incel
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
Milky Scourge Upon The Earth Whorehouse
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
magenta floppy kitty cat rehab
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
jet-lagged mahogany alpha state
  11/17/13
really embarassing
vermilion sanctuary
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Hairraiser lay
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
provocative incel
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
Confused Aggressive Indian Lodge Faggotry
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
out-of-control odious french chef ladyboy
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/17/13
well executed flame
Transparent National Security Agency Set
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Vigorous Fear-inspiring Goyim Range
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
Disgusting vivacious business firm
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
Soul-stirring carmine jewess
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
provocative incel
  11/17/13
...
puce duck-like mexican tattoo
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
big tank
  11/18/13
...
brilliant hospital coffee pot
  11/18/13
...
puce duck-like mexican tattoo
  11/18/13
...
Titillating bisexual patrolman
  11/18/13
the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Lemon Indirect Expression Degenerate
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Lemon Indirect Expression Degenerate
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Nudist bateful bawdyhouse azn
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
Slippery Stirring Abode
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Nudist bateful bawdyhouse azn
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Aqua spot pervert
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Aqua spot pervert
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
Nudist bateful bawdyhouse azn
  11/18/13
...
sinister burgundy dopamine personal credit line
  11/18/13
If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
Flesh principal's office
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Nudist bateful bawdyhouse azn
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
big tank
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
marvelous disrespectful heaven
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
doobsian twinkling senate
  11/18/13
ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
electric gaping elastic band
  11/18/13
(Jeff Bridges)
Aquamarine locus police squad
  11/18/13
...
Dashing Godawful Space Legal Warrant
  11/19/13
best thread i've read on XO in over a year
zippy dilemma background story
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
saffron goal in life circlehead
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/19/13
...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
Vigorous Fear-inspiring Goyim Range
  12/17/13
...
maniacal address
  12/22/14
...
thriller school cafeteria
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
tantric stag film
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Vigorous Fear-inspiring Goyim Range
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
swashbuckling milk
  12/17/13
...
effete up-to-no-good casino party of the first part
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
cordovan office
  03/08/14
...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
Khaki water buffalo clown
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
Red macaca
  12/22/14
and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
razzmatazz henna headpube cruise ship
  12/22/14
Uh they do
Shaky idiotic factory reset button
  12/22/14
...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  01/13/15
(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
Khaki water buffalo clown
  01/15/15
Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in t...
appetizing theater
  01/15/15
...
Dun wonderful hell
  03/24/15
...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  12/01/15
...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  01/03/16
...
copper hot selfie
  04/07/16
I cant believe ive never seen this thread before. Ty for ...
Aromatic scarlet university
  04/07/16
This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads...
Boyish overrated kitchen trump supporter
  04/07/16
...
crystalline trip home rigpig
  04/07/16
HOF thread
copper hot selfie
  05/12/16
...
chocolate sticky voyeur theater stage
  09/24/16
...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/09/18
...
Frozen Sable Gas Station Partner
  03/12/19
...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  05/25/19
...
supple gold trust fund
  12/10/19
...
exciting nibblets laser beams
  12/10/19
...
Submissive school cuckold
  03/03/24
a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread
insanely creepy multi-colored hominid corner
  03/03/24
...
Federal Forum
  03/03/24
...
Claret Racy Windowlicker
  03/03/24
...
Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender
  11/03/25
...
insanely creepy multi-colored hominid corner
  11/03/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458418)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: French athletic conference box office

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458428)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: laughsome pisswyrm public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24982725)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24547190)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49764393)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49766508)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49768855)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49769159)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Wine haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458433)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Lake black woman mental disorder

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458436)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Gaped orchestra pit crotch

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458514)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Splenetic Site

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461748)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored hominid corner

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49397901)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: narrow-minded comical electric furnace garrison

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24547218)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: talking love of her life

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458438)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Wine haunted graveyard

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458449)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: talking love of her life

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458489)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458506)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: talking love of her life

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458508)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Brindle yarmulke

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26978690)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: talking love of her life

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26979134)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Hairless Brass Really Tough Guy

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#39243557)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: razzle wagecucks base

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458439)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458473)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: shimmering arousing travel guidebook

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458499)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458512)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Infuriating Peach Toaster Puppy

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#25065607)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: copper hot selfie

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#30219428)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: canary heady shrine stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#39243547)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Submissive school cuckold

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#47457791)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Chrome philosopher-king temple

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458443)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Diverse library internal respiration

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458462)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: motley house

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458521)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Misunderstood lodge people who are hurt

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458496)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: marvelous disrespectful heaven

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463478)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: snowy cracking meetinghouse

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#25065592)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: violent bearded striped hyena

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#27546867)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: balding gunner national

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458447)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Wine haunted graveyard

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458467)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: magenta floppy kitty cat rehab

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458471)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Plum Anal Hairy Legs Resort

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458478)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: balding gunner national

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458491)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458502)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: balding gunner national

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458528)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Plum Anal Hairy Legs Resort

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458515)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: talking love of her life

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458520)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458486)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: balding gunner national

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458510)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458518)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: talking love of her life

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458527)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: pale contagious pocket flask hall

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24467126)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: talking love of her life

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458492)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling soggy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458483)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: out-of-control odious french chef ladyboy

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458503)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458525)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling soggy sound barrier

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458539)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: razzle wagecucks base

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458550)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: talking love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458557)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling soggy sound barrier

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458566)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Disturbing point masturbator

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458546)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: out-of-control odious french chef ladyboy

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458563)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: talking love of her life

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458573)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458638)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: talking love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458645)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Dashing Godawful Space Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24467489)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: turquoise market

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458569)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458630)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Plum Anal Hairy Legs Resort

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458650)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: lascivious nowag

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458667)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling soggy sound barrier

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458771)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: lascivious nowag

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458776)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: turquoise market

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458853)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: out-of-control odious french chef ladyboy

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458906)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Splenetic Site

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461754)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Poppy codepig parlor

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#47457841)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored hominid corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49397902)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: provocative incel

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458640)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Splenetic Site

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461763)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Confused Aggressive Indian Lodge Faggotry

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463376)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: excitant trailer park

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26978677)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Khaki water buffalo clown

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26979022)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Massive mediation

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26979481)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser lay

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458652)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: talking love of her life

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458664)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser lay

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458786)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: talking love of her life

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458683)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: turquoise market

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458752)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: talking love of her life

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458789)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: impertinent den corn cake

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458843)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: provocative incel

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458769)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser lay

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458790)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: provocative incel

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458796)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling soggy sound barrier

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458803)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: talking love of her life

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458801)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser lay

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458874)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Mischievous at-the-ready half-breed sneaky criminal

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458881)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: talking love of her life

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458893)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: talking love of her life

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458888)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser lay

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458911)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: talking love of her life

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458913)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser lay

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458922)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: talking love of her life

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458939)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Mischievous at-the-ready half-breed sneaky criminal

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458955)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: talking love of her life

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458991)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Mischievous at-the-ready half-breed sneaky criminal

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458921)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Mischievous at-the-ready half-breed sneaky criminal

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458814)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: provocative incel

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458850)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: talking love of her life

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458868)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser lay

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458891)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: provocative incel

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458899)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser lay

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458914)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: provocative incel

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458934)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Milky Scourge Upon The Earth Whorehouse

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24464253)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: magenta floppy kitty cat rehab

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458912)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: jet-lagged mahogany alpha state

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24459190)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: vermilion sanctuary

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461579)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458916)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser lay

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458937)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: provocative incel

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458946)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Confused Aggressive Indian Lodge Faggotry

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463420)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: out-of-control odious french chef ladyboy

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458923)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458985)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Transparent National Security Agency Set

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458942)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Vigorous Fear-inspiring Goyim Range

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24660691)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Disgusting vivacious business firm

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24459061)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring carmine jewess

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24459141)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: provocative incel

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24459165)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: puce duck-like mexican tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463475)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: big tank

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24460025)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: brilliant hospital coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24460301)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: puce duck-like mexican tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463481)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Titillating bisexual patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24460568)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Lemon Indirect Expression Degenerate

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24460761)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24460970)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Lemon Indirect Expression Degenerate

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463445)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24460980)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Nudist bateful bawdyhouse azn

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461533)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Slippery Stirring Abode

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461562)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Nudist bateful bawdyhouse azn

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461620)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Aqua spot pervert

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461546)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461577)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Aqua spot pervert

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461581)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Nudist bateful bawdyhouse azn

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461597)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: sinister burgundy dopamine personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461615)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Flesh principal's office

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461608)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461643)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Nudist bateful bawdyhouse azn

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461671)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: big tank

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24467435)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: marvelous disrespectful heaven

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463468)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: doobsian twinkling senate

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463397)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: electric gaping elastic band

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463492)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine locus police squad

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24464186)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Dashing Godawful Space Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24467490)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: zippy dilemma background story

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24467505)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: saffron goal in life circlehead

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24468690)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24468814)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24604642)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Vigorous Fear-inspiring Goyim Range

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24660687)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: maniacal address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26978958)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: thriller school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24660669)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: tantric stag film

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24660765)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Vigorous Fear-inspiring Goyim Range

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24660784)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling milk

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24660786)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: effete up-to-no-good casino party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24660798)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24661104)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: cordovan office

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#25152884)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26978590)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Khaki water buffalo clown

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26979019)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Red macaca

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26979031)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz henna headpube cruise ship

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26979235)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Shaky idiotic factory reset button

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26979504)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#27109515)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Khaki water buffalo clown

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#27120838)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: appetizing theater

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#27120668)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Dun wonderful hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#27546822)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#29287414)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#29510766)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: copper hot selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#30219423)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Aromatic scarlet university

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#30219497)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Boyish overrated kitchen trump supporter

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#30219500)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: crystalline trip home rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#30219569)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: copper hot selfie

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#30464144)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: chocolate sticky voyeur theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31480262)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#37197656)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Frozen Sable Gas Station Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#37918578)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38290169)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: supple gold trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#39243529)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: exciting nibblets laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#39243540)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Submissive school cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#47457788)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored hominid corner

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#47457795)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Federal Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#47457883)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: Claret Racy Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#47457843)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Irradiated Pearl Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49397800)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored hominid corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49397898)