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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Motley grizzly business firm
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Up-to-no-good faggotry
  11/17/13
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  02/09/14
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Motley grizzly business firm
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu
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  03/24/26
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  03/25/26
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  03/26/26
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Cream really tough guy
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
balding office death wish
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
territorial hairless deer antler
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
abusive lodge
  11/18/13
tp
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  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
mauve exciting incel
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Cordovan selfie
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Cream really tough guy
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Cordovan selfie
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Motley grizzly business firm
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Cordovan selfie
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
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  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Cordovan selfie
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
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  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Walnut wonderful institution volcanic crater
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Motley grizzly business firm
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
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  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Motley grizzly business firm
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
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  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
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  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
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i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
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I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
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or a gigantic shopping bag
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?
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i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
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  11/18/13
Well?
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  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
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  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
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  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Cream really tough guy
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
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  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Razzmatazz Khaki Doctorate
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Primrose Center Messiness
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Motley grizzly business firm
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Primrose Center Messiness
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Razzmatazz Khaki Doctorate
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Cordovan selfie
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Motley grizzly business firm
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
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  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Motley grizzly business firm
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Cordovan selfie
  11/17/13
You're done here
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  11/19/13
(idiot)
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  11/17/13
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  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
sepia stead
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Motley grizzly business firm
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
scarlet big-titted french chef
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
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  11/17/13
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Cordovan selfie
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
scarlet big-titted french chef
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
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  11/17/13
only?
sepia stead
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Cordovan selfie
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
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i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Motley grizzly business firm
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
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  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
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lol
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lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
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LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
sepia stead
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lmao.
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  11/18/13
cq
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
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  11/18/13
Underrated
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
laughsome becky
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Cordovan selfie
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
laughsome becky
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Cordovan selfie
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
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yeah I mean every bit helps
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  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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*legit retard*
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  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
laughsome becky
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
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  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
scarlet big-titted french chef
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Cordovan selfie
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
laughsome becky
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
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  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Cordovan selfie
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Cordovan selfie
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
laughsome becky
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Cordovan selfie
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
laughsome becky
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Cordovan selfie
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
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  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Cordovan selfie
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
geriatric trust fund
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
geriatric trust fund
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Supple stock car
  11/17/13
LOL
Cordovan selfie
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
laughsome becky
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
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  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
laughsome becky
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
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  11/17/13
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worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
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really embarassing
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no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
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  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
laughsome becky
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
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  11/17/13
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  11/17/13
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  11/17/13
well executed flame
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  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
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  11/18/13
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  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
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  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
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i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
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  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
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cr the voice of reason
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
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dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good faggotry

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Shivering Razzle Hall Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug

like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49769159)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49771725)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Cream really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: balding office death wish

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: territorial hairless deer antler

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: abusive lodge

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: blathering lascivious rigpig parlour

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: mauve exciting incel

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Cream really tough guy

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: aphrodisiac affirmative action

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Cordovan selfie

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Legend Chapel

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Walnut wonderful institution volcanic crater

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: salmon roast beef philosopher-king

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: charismatic mental disorder stage

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: flatulent mood

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: glassy massive people who are hurt turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: bateful harsh church

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: avocado talented brunch weed whacker

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: galvanic library toaster

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Vivacious talking range halford

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Doobsian spectacular shrine ratface

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: chocolate pea-brained theatre factory reset button

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Crawly Crimson Senate

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Orange hell

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Primrose Center Messiness

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Cream really tough guy

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: mischievous spruce spot fanboi

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Khaki Doctorate

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Primrose Center Messiness

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Primrose Center Messiness

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Khaki Doctorate

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Primrose Center Messiness

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: aqua trailer park goyim

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: scarlet big-titted french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: sepia stead

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: scarlet big-titted french chef

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Walnut wonderful institution volcanic crater

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: scarlet big-titted french chef

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: histrionic nudist mediation

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: sepia stead

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: excitant yapping station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Heady sanctuary personal credit line

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Khaki Doctorate

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Electric Reading Party Casino

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: scarlet big-titted french chef

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Electric Reading Party Casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Heady sanctuary personal credit line

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: sepia stead

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: abusive lodge

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Splenetic indecent field dog poop

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: blathering lascivious rigpig parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Supple stock car

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: abusive lodge

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: ocher resort double fault

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Frozen violent brethren

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: aquamarine hairraiser party of the first part background story

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Mustard locus multi-billionaire

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: laughsome becky

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: laughsome becky

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Heady sanctuary personal credit line

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mentally Impaired Tattoo

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Supple stock car

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: laughsome becky

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Supple stock car

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: scarlet big-titted french chef

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: laughsome becky

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: geriatric trust fund

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: laughsome becky

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: laughsome becky

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: geriatric trust fund

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: geriatric trust fund

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: geriatric trust fund

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Supple stock car

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Cordovan selfie

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: laughsome becky

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Supple stock car

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: laughsome becky

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Supple stock car

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Saffron Private Investor Market

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: mischievous spruce spot fanboi

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Aromatic light cruise ship striped hyena

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: out-of-control tantric dilemma idiot

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: laughsome becky

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Supple stock car

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: ocher resort double fault

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: sepia stead

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Brilliant big scourge upon the earth bbw

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: canary racy preventive strike milk

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gay fat ankles corner

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: trip coldplay fan area

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Supple stock car

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Copper Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: sick parlor

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: At-the-ready Contagious Base Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Copper Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: lavender glittery bawdyhouse idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: honey-headed mewling native liquid oxygen

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: honey-headed mewling native liquid oxygen

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: vengeful impressive love of her life athletic conference

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: odious boistinker jap

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: vengeful impressive love of her life athletic conference

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: hateful ape

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: hateful ape

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: vengeful impressive love of her life athletic conference

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: vibrant police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Disturbing startling boiling water

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: vengeful impressive love of her life athletic conference

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: sick parlor

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: chocolate pea-brained theatre factory reset button

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Dun Curious National Kitty

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: learning disabled misunderstood gay wizard

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: crystalline soggy school cafeteria potus

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: excitant yapping station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Useless locale old irish cottage

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Dull Hunting Ground

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: canary racy preventive strike milk

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Judgmental Dingle Berry Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: olive internal respiration main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: nofapping menage

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: canary racy preventive strike milk

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: frisky headpube

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Flushed cracking house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Bespoke peach nibblets temple

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: aquamarine hairraiser party of the first part background story

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Adventurous site jew

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Mildly autistic comical hairy legs

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: irradiated french abode antidepressant drug

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: aquamarine hairraiser party of the first part background story

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: zippy thriller school

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: 180 drunken whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: flatulent mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Cowardly slimy indian lodge

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Stirring famous landscape painting

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: ruby concupiscible orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: flatulent mood

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Deep Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Pontificating arousing space cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Motley grizzly business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: coral theater stage gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: marvelous bearded nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: bateful harsh church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: blathering lascivious rigpig parlour

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: fragrant forum



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