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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Startled razzmatazz fortuitous meteor hunting ground

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: sexy transparent electric furnace

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: soggy burgundy coffee pot

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling yellow native headpube



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Irate Cheese-eating Half-breed National



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Fragrant locale idea he suggested

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Fragrant locale idea he suggested

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Indecent prole



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: vivacious sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Startled razzmatazz fortuitous meteor hunting ground

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: vivacious sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Startled razzmatazz fortuitous meteor hunting ground

i considered that but i dont think so.

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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Peach karate area



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Bright vigorous step-uncle's house athletic conference

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: cream hateful lay roast beef

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Startled razzmatazz fortuitous meteor hunting ground

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Bright vigorous step-uncle's house athletic conference

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Startled razzmatazz fortuitous meteor hunting ground

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Bright vigorous step-uncle's house athletic conference

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: soggy burgundy coffee pot

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Indecent prole



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: charcoal cruise ship turdskin

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Geriatric mind-boggling telephone

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: carmine police squad plaza

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: sexy transparent electric furnace

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Geriatric mind-boggling telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: exciting emerald crackhouse water buffalo

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: sexy transparent electric furnace

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Startled razzmatazz fortuitous meteor hunting ground

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Spruce casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: ebony school factory reset button

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: topaz boyish lodge

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Sinister liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: sienna chest-beating hell mood

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Bright vigorous step-uncle's house athletic conference

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: soggy burgundy coffee pot

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: sticky adulterous new version blood rage

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Startled razzmatazz fortuitous meteor hunting ground

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: soggy burgundy coffee pot

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: sienna chest-beating hell mood

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Startled razzmatazz fortuitous meteor hunting ground

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: sienna chest-beating hell mood

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: topaz boyish lodge

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: soggy burgundy coffee pot

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: sienna chest-beating hell mood

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: soggy burgundy coffee pot

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: sticky adulterous new version blood rage

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: soggy burgundy coffee pot

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: jet state

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: sienna chest-beating hell mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: soggy burgundy coffee pot

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: red galvanic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: red galvanic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: frozen rigpig nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Stirring mildly autistic shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: vivacious sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: naked boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: laughsome angry hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Bull headed citrine menage nibblets

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Geriatric mind-boggling telephone

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: sienna chest-beating hell mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Drunken Charismatic Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered Talking Library Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: motley meetinghouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Tan dilemma foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: excitant canary trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Slate ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: brindle filthy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Tan dilemma foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Electric idiotic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Electric idiotic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: hyperactive shivering gunner

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Sinister liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: plum hairraiser institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: jet state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: contagious indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Bull headed citrine menage nibblets

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: poppy comical house keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Electric idiotic stage

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Vengeful titillating tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: soggy burgundy coffee pot

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Aquamarine digit ratio

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: soggy burgundy coffee pot

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: sticky adulterous new version blood rage

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: soggy burgundy coffee pot

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Talented frum azn

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: sienna chest-beating hell mood

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: jet state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Bull headed citrine menage nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Turquoise Rehab Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Big Milky Corn Cake Clown

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Olive Heady Temple

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Walnut diverse dingle berry lettuce

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Bright vigorous step-uncle's house athletic conference

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Saffron boltzmann den

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: odious mad-dog skullcap

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: sienna chest-beating hell mood

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: sticky adulterous new version blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling yellow native headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: sticky adulterous new version blood rage

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: cracking laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Cowardly jewess candlestick maker

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: irradiated windowlicker

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Khaki Bbw

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Bright vigorous step-uncle's house athletic conference

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Khaki Bbw

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: sticky adulterous new version blood rage

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Cowardly jewess candlestick maker

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: sooty histrionic scourge upon the earth deer antler

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Indecent prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: maize filthpig

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Bull headed citrine menage nibblets

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Insecure Federal Hospital Ceo

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: supple amber sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: sticky adulterous new version blood rage

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Trip international law enforcement agency

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: appetizing copper background story pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: sticky adulterous new version blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: dashing jew giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Fragrant locale idea he suggested

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: 180 Crusty Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Stirring mildly autistic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Razzle theater stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: sticky adulterous new version blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: 180 Crusty Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: sticky adulterous new version blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Stirring mildly autistic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: sticky adulterous new version blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Bateful Domesticated Brunch

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Stirring mildly autistic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: odious mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: pink trailer park potus

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: red galvanic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Rebellious base

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Rebellious base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: ocher territorial theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling yellow native headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Stirring mildly autistic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Nubile House-broken Parlor Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: frozen rigpig nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: concupiscible church goyim

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Arousing Boistinker Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: puce adventurous range mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: concupiscible church goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: concupiscible church goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Insanely creepy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Arousing Boistinker Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Wonderful tattoo

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Startled razzmatazz fortuitous meteor hunting ground

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Cerebral church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: awkward halford

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: aromatic mentally impaired stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: red galvanic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: red galvanic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: frozen rigpig nowag

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: odious mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Arrogant greedy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: orchid faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine death wish

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: red galvanic voyeur

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mexican

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Coiffed pale volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Stirring mildly autistic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Stirring mildly autistic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Coiffed pale volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: fantasy-prone pistol locus

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: exhilarant slimy useless brakes juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: vibrant brass point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: floppy swollen preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Razzle theater stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Nubile House-broken Parlor Antidepressant Drug

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: sadistic stimulating gaming laptop whorehouse

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Coiffed pale volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Thriller shitlib fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Stirring mildly autistic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Thriller shitlib fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Trip international law enforcement agency

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: grizzly macaca

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: metal elite travel guidebook place of business

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Tan dilemma foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed brethren therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: metal elite travel guidebook place of business

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: beady-eyed brethren therapy

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: metal elite travel guidebook place of business

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: metal elite travel guidebook place of business

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: aromatic mentally impaired stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Mahogany roommate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Stirring mildly autistic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Cerise address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Sick Puppy School Cafeteria

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: excitant canary trust fund

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Curious Market Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: orchid faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Out-of-control racy garrison

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: anal spectacular stead psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: very tactful aphrodisiac piazza

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Arousing Boistinker Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Fishy Orchestra Pit Pervert

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Indigo Apoplectic Resort Codepig

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Irate Cheese-eating Half-breed National

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: orchid faggot firefighter

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: pearl love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Irate Cheese-eating Half-breed National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49777531)