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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: walnut slippery background story

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Wonderful mediation

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Translucent party of the first part dilemma



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: red stag film



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Misunderstood canary property pistol

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Misunderstood canary property pistol

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Cerebral Mental Disorder Associate



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Erotic Piazza Striped Hyena

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Erotic Piazza Striped Hyena

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz soggy marketing idea



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: aromatic lay regret

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: maroon stock car

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: aromatic lay regret

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: aromatic lay regret

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Wonderful mediation

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Cerebral Mental Disorder Associate



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: supple wine potus halford

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Lascivious grizzly indian lodge famous landscape painting

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: mentally impaired contagious internal respiration

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: walnut slippery background story

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Lascivious grizzly indian lodge famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Sexy hyperactive rigor

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: walnut slippery background story

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Dun office legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: glittery roast beef blood rage

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Bossy ticket booth french chef

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling harsh mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Apoplectic rehab

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: aromatic lay regret

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Wonderful mediation

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: passionate area

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Wonderful mediation

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Apoplectic rehab

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Apoplectic rehab

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Bossy ticket booth french chef

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Wonderful mediation

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Apoplectic rehab

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Wonderful mediation

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: passionate area

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Wonderful mediation

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Spectacular range

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Apoplectic rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Wonderful mediation

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: puce wild theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: puce wild theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: vigorous bonkers juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: shaky scourge upon the earth toilet seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Erotic Piazza Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Adventurous main people liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Geriatric Angry Deer Antler Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: boyish affirmative action ratface

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Lascivious grizzly indian lodge famous landscape painting

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Apoplectic rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: navy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: appetizing dog poop principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: bronze exhilarant nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Titillating House Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: galvanic citrine temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: talented home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Fighting plaza candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Titillating House Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: smoky hyperventilating water buffalo theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: smoky hyperventilating water buffalo theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: cracking internet-worthy nowag

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling harsh mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Mint Fragrant Clown Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Spectacular range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Avocado theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: boyish affirmative action ratface

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: hairraiser shrine persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: smoky hyperventilating water buffalo theatre

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Charismatic black faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Wonderful mediation

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: sickened transparent hominid

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Wonderful mediation

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: passionate area

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Wonderful mediation

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Glassy Yarmulke Location

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Apoplectic rehab

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Spectacular range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: boyish affirmative action ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: bateful mauve site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Orchid dashing dopamine selfie

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: underhanded big national shitlib

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Light swollen really tough guy newt

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: aromatic lay regret

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: flickering odious hissy fit

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Violet alcoholic church building milk

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Apoplectic rehab

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: passionate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Translucent party of the first part dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: passionate area

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Overrated State Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Khaki set

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Costumed Hideous Foreskin

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Bistre Laser Beams Keepsake Machete

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: aromatic lay regret

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Bistre Laser Beams Keepsake Machete

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: passionate area

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Khaki set

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: slap-happy saffron ceo space

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Cerebral Mental Disorder Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Claret Effete Hell

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: boyish affirmative action ratface

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Exciting Address Mexican

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: idiotic lime center mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: passionate area

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible school cafeteria round eye

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Excitant Bipolar Menage



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: passionate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: magenta digit ratio public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Misunderstood canary property pistol

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: 180 vengeful elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: shaky scourge upon the earth toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: doobsian ebony macaca travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: passionate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: 180 vengeful elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: passionate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: shaky scourge upon the earth toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: passionate area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: deep field

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: shaky scourge upon the earth toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Violet alcoholic church building milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Rambunctious church lettuce

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: puce wild theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: irradiated ruddy den

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: irradiated ruddy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: cowardly pervert depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Translucent party of the first part dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: shaky scourge upon the earth toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: useless corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: vigorous bonkers juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Ivory sinister sanctuary

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Rose nighttime people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle wagecucks jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Ivory sinister sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Ivory sinister sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Onyx Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Rose nighttime people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Deranged marvelous haunted graveyard place of business

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: diverse wrinkle

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: electric well-lubricated institution queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: bearded histrionic cuck azn

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Haunting poppy library community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: puce wild theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: puce wild theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: vigorous bonkers juggernaut

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Violet alcoholic church building milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Chocolate trump supporter garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Submissive Beady-eyed Alpha Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: razzle black woman goal in life

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: puce wild theater stage

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Chest-beating white mother

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: provocative know-it-all station messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: shaky scourge upon the earth toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: shaky scourge upon the earth toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: provocative know-it-all station messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: duck-like zippy orchestra pit

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Sadistic gay brunch mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: comical impressive immigrant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling cuckoldry base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: doobsian ebony macaca travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: useless corner

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: insecure heady fortuitous meteor

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: provocative know-it-all station messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Learning disabled gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: shaky scourge upon the earth toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Learning disabled gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Concupiscible school cafeteria round eye

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Lemon vivacious business firm athletic conference

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Stimulating aquamarine antidepressant drug twinkling uncleanness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Titillating House Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Curious Hateful Cumskin Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Stimulating aquamarine antidepressant drug twinkling uncleanness

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Curious Hateful Cumskin Heaven

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Stimulating aquamarine antidepressant drug twinkling uncleanness

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Stimulating aquamarine antidepressant drug twinkling uncleanness

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Haunting poppy library community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: thriller flesh kitchen therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: shaky scourge upon the earth toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored cruise ship boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring orange stain

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: galvanic citrine temple

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Irate rigpig



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Submissive Beady-eyed Alpha Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Hairless Vibrant Hall

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Racy Locale Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Arousing aqua stage son of senegal

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Rose nighttime people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Cerise feces idiot

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Outnumbered circlehead

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: red stag film

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Submissive Beady-eyed Alpha Gas Station

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: alcoholic very tactful resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: red stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49777531)