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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| Wonderful cyan reading party | 09/10/24 |
| Mildly autistic umber office puppy | 09/10/24 |
| Wonderful cyan reading party | 09/10/24 |
| Mildly autistic umber office puppy | 09/10/24 |
| Exhilarant canary mad-dog skullcap brunch | 09/10/24 |
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| irradiated confused persian crotch | 09/10/24 |
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| Wonderful cyan reading party | 09/10/24 |
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| Wonderful cyan reading party | 09/10/24 |
| Mildly autistic umber office puppy | 09/10/24 |
| Dead fear-inspiring karate senate | 09/10/24 |
| Titillating Pearly Property Mood | 09/10/24 |
| Mildly autistic umber office puppy | 09/10/24 |
| drunken ebony orchestra pit organic girlfriend | 09/10/24 |
| Self-centered soul-stirring national striped hyena | 09/10/24 |
| Wonderful cyan reading party | 09/10/24 |
| electric gold filthpig round eye | 10/22/24 |
| Exhilarant canary mad-dog skullcap brunch | 09/10/24 |
| Frisky Trailer Park | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| Obsidian dashing shitlib | 10/07/24 |
| Obsidian dashing shitlib | 10/22/24 |
| Sickened Lodge Potus | 10/23/24 |
| Wonderful cyan reading party | 10/23/24 |
| Bat-shit-crazy sneaky criminal | 11/26/24 |
| Aqua center affirmative action | 10/23/24 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: Wonderful cyan reading party You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Mildly autistic umber office puppy 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: Wonderful cyan reading party No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Mildly autistic umber office puppy in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Exhilarant canary mad-dog skullcap brunch LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Exhilarant canary mad-dog skullcap brunch LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: irradiated confused persian crotch Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Exhilarant canary mad-dog skullcap brunch BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Wonderful cyan reading party You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: Exhilarant canary mad-dog skullcap brunch I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: Wonderful cyan reading party Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Mildly autistic umber office puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: Dead fear-inspiring karate senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: Titillating Pearly Property Mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Mildly autistic umber office puppy I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: drunken ebony orchestra pit organic girlfriend Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: Self-centered soul-stirring national striped hyena Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: Wonderful cyan reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: electric gold filthpig round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: Exhilarant canary mad-dog skullcap brunch lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: Frisky Trailer Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: Obsidian dashing shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: Obsidian dashing shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: Sickened Lodge Potus Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: Wonderful cyan reading party OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy sneaky criminal The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: Aqua center affirmative action 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: For guys that have been in prison like me, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49736580) |