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If you had a last name like Anus would you change it

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or may...
zippy half-breed
  03/20/26
yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when th...
Aggressive heaven voyeur
  03/20/26
would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or so...
zippy half-breed
  03/20/26
probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. j...
Aggressive heaven voyeur
  03/20/26
yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestig...
Adulterous cowardly indirect expression
  03/20/26
Cox -> Coxglorious
I'm literally Will Hunting btw
  03/21/26
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Kenneth Play
  03/21/26
Anushammer. Excellent work.
Nude Man Ray
  03/21/26
Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away
Kenneth Play
  03/21/26
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fatty nigger
  03/23/26
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Kenneth Play
  03/23/26
i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced l...
Hilarious Aromatic Gas Station
  03/20/26
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Aggressive heaven voyeur
  03/20/26
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zippy half-breed
  03/20/26
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Kenneth Play
  03/21/26
*phil leotardo clutching fist*
apoplectic slippery jewess senate
  03/20/26
some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago
shivering out-of-control spot sneaky criminal
  03/20/26
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shivering out-of-control spot sneaky criminal
  03/20/26
not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt
cucumbers
  03/21/26
Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Am...
clothmo
  03/21/26
I would change it to Anoop.
Hello, World!
  03/21/26
I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “A...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/21/26
wow
Bud Light
  03/22/26
"Anal Sheik"
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/27/26
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg
'"'''"'''""""
  03/21/26
I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colon...
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  03/22/26
...
Kenneth Play
  03/23/26
Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually
,;;,
  03/22/26
Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus https://www.eyeonesg.com/...
rear naked choke
  03/23/26
Dick assmus!
I'm literally Will Hunting btw
  03/27/26
One out of a million men with such a name would go on to con...
Richard Ames
  03/23/26
life ain't easy for a boy named sue
Kenneth Play
  03/27/26
Julian Nowag https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julia...
fatty nigger
  03/23/26
lol
Bud Light
  03/23/26
Chew Shit Fun https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Sh...
fatty nigger
  03/27/26


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Date: March 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: zippy half-breed

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or maybe your name is Semen but pronounced se-MEN. Like would your family name be worth the lifetime of humiliation and correcting people? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757533)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Aggressive heaven voyeur

yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when theyre young.

if i didnt have kids id just go with it. actually i'd probably insist it be pronounced the same as the word its spelled like. would be funny to see peoples reactions all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757607)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: zippy half-breed

would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or something prestigious like Goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757647)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Aggressive heaven voyeur

probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. johnson

lol at goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757676)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Adulterous cowardly indirect expression

yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestigious, like Drumpf -> Trump. Like instead of Anus, Anushammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757686)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: I'm literally Will Hunting btw

Cox -> Coxglorious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759043)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759505)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Nude Man Ray

Anushammer. Excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759281)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759502)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49761923)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49763640)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: Hilarious Aromatic Gas Station

i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced like the english word "anus" with a southern accent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757699)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Aggressive heaven voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757713)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: zippy half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757720)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759026)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: apoplectic slippery jewess senate

*phil leotardo clutching fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757706)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: shivering out-of-control spot sneaky criminal

some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757725)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: shivering out-of-control spot sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757735)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: cucumbers

not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759028)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: clothmo

Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Amis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759066)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Hello, World!

I would change it to Anoop.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759071)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “Anal”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Bud Light

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49760893)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:51 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

"Anal Sheik"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49773015)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759085)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colonel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49760898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49761702)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: ,;;,

Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49760901)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: rear naked choke

Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus

https://www.eyeonesg.com/author/rassmus/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49761902)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: I'm literally Will Hunting btw

Dick assmus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49773663)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Richard Ames

One out of a million men with such a name would go on to conquer the world. The rest would be ridiculed beyond belief. Really comes down to asking yourself which of those men you really are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49761917)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

life ain't easy for a boy named sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49773545)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

Julian Nowag

https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julian-nowag/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49761921)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Bud Light

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49762970)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

Chew Shit Fun

https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Shit-Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49773665)