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If you had a last name like Anus would you change it

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or may...
Impressive associate
  03/20/26
yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when th...
Charismatic bronze antidepressant drug turdskin
  03/20/26
would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or so...
Impressive associate
  03/20/26
probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. j...
Charismatic bronze antidepressant drug turdskin
  03/20/26
yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestig...
Rebellious ratface
  03/20/26
Cox -> Coxglorious
Misunderstood School Cafeteria Jewess
  03/21/26
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Rebellious ratface
  03/21/26
Anushammer. Excellent work.
gay faggot firefighter rigpig
  03/21/26
Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away
Rebellious ratface
  03/21/26
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/29/26
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Disrespectful crackhouse philosopher-king
  03/23/26
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Rebellious ratface
  03/23/26
i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced l...
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Charismatic bronze antidepressant drug turdskin
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Impressive associate
  03/20/26
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Rebellious ratface
  03/21/26
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Trust If Aryan
  03/29/26
*phil leotardo clutching fist*
180 Very Tactful Dysfunction Theater Stage
  03/20/26
some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago
lilac lascivious sweet tailpipe internal respiration
  03/20/26
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lilac lascivious sweet tailpipe internal respiration
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not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt
underhanded thriller garrison
  03/21/26
Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Am...
flesh coffee pot temple
  03/21/26
I would change it to Anoop.
Mildly Autistic Location Crotch
  03/21/26
I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “A...
demanding crystalline black woman
  03/21/26
wow
Impressive associate
  03/22/26
"Anal Sheik"
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/27/26
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg
pontificating range
  03/21/26
I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colon...
sable soul-stirring church building
  03/22/26
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Rebellious ratface
  03/23/26
Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually
Nighttime Racy Karate Rehab
  03/22/26
Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus https://www.eyeonesg.com/...
Know-it-all transparent library death wish
  03/23/26
Dick assmus!
I'm literally Will Hunting btw
  03/27/26
One out of a million men with such a name would go on to con...
ivory parlour
  03/23/26
life ain't easy for a boy named sue
Kenneth Play
  03/27/26
Julian Nowag https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julia...
Disrespectful crackhouse philosopher-king
  03/23/26
lol
Impressive associate
  03/23/26
Chew Shit Fun https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Sh...
and then one day, for no reason at all
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scholarly My current research examines the effects of ele...
Kenneth Play
  03/29/26


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Date: March 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Impressive associate

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or maybe your name is Semen but pronounced se-MEN. Like would your family name be worth the lifetime of humiliation and correcting people? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757533)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Charismatic bronze antidepressant drug turdskin

yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when theyre young.

if i didnt have kids id just go with it. actually i'd probably insist it be pronounced the same as the word its spelled like. would be funny to see peoples reactions all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757607)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Impressive associate

would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or something prestigious like Goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757647)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Charismatic bronze antidepressant drug turdskin

probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. johnson

lol at goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757676)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Rebellious ratface

yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestigious, like Drumpf -> Trump. Like instead of Anus, Anushammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757686)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Misunderstood School Cafeteria Jewess

Cox -> Coxglorious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759043)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Rebellious ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759505)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: gay faggot firefighter rigpig

Anushammer. Excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759281)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Rebellious ratface

Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759502)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49778128)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Disrespectful crackhouse philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49761923)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Rebellious ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49763640)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac iridescent organic girlfriend

i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced like the english word "anus" with a southern accent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757699)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Charismatic bronze antidepressant drug turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757713)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Impressive associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757720)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Rebellious ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759026)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49778506)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: 180 Very Tactful Dysfunction Theater Stage

*phil leotardo clutching fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757706)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: lilac lascivious sweet tailpipe internal respiration

some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757725)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: lilac lascivious sweet tailpipe internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49757735)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: underhanded thriller garrison

not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759028)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: flesh coffee pot temple

Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Amis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759066)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Location Crotch

I would change it to Anoop.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759071)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: demanding crystalline black woman

I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “Anal”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Impressive associate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49760893)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:51 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

"Anal Sheik"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49773015)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: pontificating range

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49759085)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: sable soul-stirring church building

I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colonel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49760898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Rebellious ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49761702)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Nighttime Racy Karate Rehab

Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49760901)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Know-it-all transparent library death wish

Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus

https://www.eyeonesg.com/author/rassmus/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49761902)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: I'm literally Will Hunting btw

Dick assmus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49773663)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ivory parlour

One out of a million men with such a name would go on to conquer the world. The rest would be ridiculed beyond belief. Really comes down to asking yourself which of those men you really are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49761917)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

life ain't easy for a boy named sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49773545)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Disrespectful crackhouse philosopher-king

Julian Nowag

https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julian-nowag/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49761921)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Impressive associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49762970)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: and then one day, for no reason at all (✅🍑)

Chew Shit Fun

https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Shit-Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49773665)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

scholarly

My current research examines the effects of elevated temperature on the survival responses of the giant clam Tridacna squamosa and its symbiotically associated phototrophic dinoflagellates from the family Symbiodiniaceae.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49778151)