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irl goy here, what's the reason *not* to use Klarna?

I was buying a "towel warmer" online for my wife(a...
histrionic shivering point
  12/04/25
there’s zero downside and they make absolutely no mone...
Swollen Area Philosopher-king
  12/04/25
is this some uber 2017 zirp VC cash thing
histrionic shivering point
  12/04/25
https://s205.q4cdn.com/644747736/files/doc_financials/2025/q...
Dashing Nudist Locale Pistol
  12/04/25
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laughsome saffron macaca
  12/04/25
they charge the retailer a %. it's the same thing with store...
Razzmatazz resort
  12/04/25
What if they repossess my bluetooth speaker
Racy background story
  12/04/25
ESPECIALLY your bluetooth speaker
Razzmatazz resort
  12/04/25
A girl in my class is underwater on some McNuggets not flame
Curious Stubborn Orchestra Pit
  12/04/25
you should provide her a "bailout"
Bateful dark travel guidebook
  12/04/25
My sous vide!
red boyish circlehead
  12/04/25
This is how you know America is actually 70% brown now. This...
Fragrant Fantasy-prone Boistinker
  12/04/25
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Cerebral costumed base therapy
  12/04/25
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Honey-headed Exciting Stage Giraffe
  12/04/25
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aromatic location boltzmann
  12/04/25
The phenomenon of putting *everything* on a credit card was ...
doobsian glassy azn
  12/04/25
I use CC for whatever I can because I get points/miles/other...
aromatic location boltzmann
  12/04/25
this is yet another layer of jewish debt magic underneath yo...
impertinent hairraiser windowlicker locus
  12/04/25
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mauve abusive theatre
  12/04/25
This is how you know XO is full of shit when they claim to b...
thriller yellow filthpig
  12/04/25
You didn’t get your shit until you made the final paym...
Sepia crackhouse
  12/04/25
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  04/03/26
the "free money" argument is some real prole shit....
cream 180 organic girlfriend
  12/04/25
nffi, I remember your nordstrom return arbitrage stories. th...
histrionic shivering point
  12/04/25
i wasnt doing it for the arbitrage. i was doing it to borrow...
cream 180 organic girlfriend
  12/04/25
let’s say op goes big though, and makes a $200 purchas...
marvelous library
  12/04/25
dbg oddly silent
histrionic shivering point
  12/04/25
rofl he's making my point
cream 180 organic girlfriend
  12/04/25
Legal hypo: Assume you order a chipotle burrito and ask for ...
bat-shit-crazy wine reading party
  12/04/25
...
laughsome saffron macaca
  12/04/25
How long do you have to pay it off without interest?
Rose Business Firm
  12/04/25
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Bateful dark travel guidebook
  12/04/25
Rach can you turn on location for every post like they did o...
wonderful mental disorder
  12/04/25
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Excitant canary newt hall
  12/04/25
https://x.com/paul_hundred/status/1996621366184075337
Spectacular Translucent Round Eye
  12/04/25
we're famous again bros
histrionic shivering point
  12/04/25
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out-of-control coffee pot
  12/04/25
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narrow-minded motley school cafeteria tank
  12/04/25
Klarna’s a bitch
laughsome saffron macaca
  12/04/25
Can illegals use this shit? You need a SSN or what? Is there...
Zippy lascivious toilet seat death wish
  12/04/25
If ur not debtmaxxing rn ur dumb af
just be racist
  04/03/26


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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: histrionic shivering point

I was buying a "towel warmer" online for my wife(also goy) and the "4 easy payments" Klarna ad popped up. It's the exact same price either way.

So what is the catch - is it just that they gather detailed shopping info and send you ads? get to look at your credit report ? Or are they hoping you will miss a payment and hit you with some 99% apr upcharge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49482991)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: Swollen Area Philosopher-king

there’s zero downside and they make absolutely no money at all providing that service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49482999)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: histrionic shivering point

is this some uber 2017 zirp VC cash thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483005)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Dashing Nudist Locale Pistol

https://s205.q4cdn.com/644747736/files/doc_financials/2025/q3/Q3-2025-Earnings-Release.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483007)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: laughsome saffron macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483228)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Razzmatazz resort

they charge the retailer a %. it's the same thing with stores that used to offer 0% APR but instead of having a separate financing plan at every retailer these guys are trying to create a centralized system for retailer-funded low APR financing. that's why different retailers have different options.

it is a no brainer, but like most of these things it's a prole goy honeypot. people with money aren't going to worry about 0% APR on a couple hundred bucks. it's free money but not enough to care. meanwhile prole goys are gonna go ham and have trouble getting out from under it.

seeing klarna pop up as an option for mcdonalds purchases is giving me flashbacks of "no payments for 6 months!" interest only mortgages on 2007.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483006)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Racy background story

What if they repossess my bluetooth speaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483081)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz resort

ESPECIALLY your bluetooth speaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483109)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Curious Stubborn Orchestra Pit

A girl in my class is underwater on some McNuggets not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483020)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Bateful dark travel guidebook

you should provide her a "bailout"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483113)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: red boyish circlehead

My sous vide!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483996)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Fragrant Fantasy-prone Boistinker

This is how you know America is actually 70% brown now. This would’ve been completely absurd with our demographics from like 15 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483100)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Cerebral costumed base therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483150)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Honey-headed Exciting Stage Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483184)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: aromatic location boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483229)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: doobsian glassy azn

The phenomenon of putting *everything* on a credit card was widespread by then.

I don't see how this new BNPL stuff is substantially different than using a CC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483289)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: aromatic location boltzmann

I use CC for whatever I can because I get points/miles/other benefits but I never run a balance. BNPL is pure credit at shitty rates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483292)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: impertinent hairraiser windowlicker locus

this is yet another layer of jewish debt magic underneath your credit card debt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483666)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: mauve abusive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483648)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: thriller yellow filthpig

This is how you know XO is full of shit when they claim to be simple prole men of America born to the working class

The Walmart layaway counter was the exact same shit 30 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483661)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Sepia crackhouse

You didn’t get your shit until you made the final payment. Layaway was to hold a specific item at a specific price when availability was less predictable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483719)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49792116)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: cream 180 organic girlfriend

the "free money" argument is some real prole shit. jew here. lol @ the opportunity cost on the $75 you spent to buy headphones. that's peanuts and not worth worrying about when there's a risk of a missed payment and fucking up your credit.

much easier to get large amounts of "free money" in other ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483118)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: histrionic shivering point

nffi, I remember your nordstrom return arbitrage stories. that was *way* more work than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483120)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: cream 180 organic girlfriend

i wasnt doing it for the arbitrage. i was doing it to borrow clothes, and the arbitrage is just a bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483125)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: marvelous library

let’s say op goes big though, and makes a $200 purchase, with 25% down and 25% due over each of the next three months. assuming an 8% apr opportunity cost, he just netted $2. if it takes him 20 minutes to fill in his info, set up autopay, and confirm the transfers over the life of the loan, dood is bringing down a cool $6/hour. are you too good to work for $6/hr, hotshot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483194)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: histrionic shivering point

dbg oddly silent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483220)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: cream 180 organic girlfriend

rofl he's making my point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483232)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy wine reading party

Legal hypo: Assume you order a chipotle burrito and ask for guac but quickly cancel and then pay with klarna just as the guac leaves the guacscoop, then you default on your loan, can your SNAP/EBT benefits be garnished?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483123)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: laughsome saffron macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483221)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Rose Business Firm

How long do you have to pay it off without interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483140)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Bateful dark travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483156)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: wonderful mental disorder

Rach can you turn on location for every post like they did on Twitter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483159)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Excitant canary newt hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483165)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Spectacular Translucent Round Eye

https://x.com/paul_hundred/status/1996621366184075337

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483180)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: histrionic shivering point

we're famous again bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483198)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: out-of-control coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483205)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: narrow-minded motley school cafeteria tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483977)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: laughsome saffron macaca

Klarna’s a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483222)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Zippy lascivious toilet seat death wish

Can illegals use this shit? You need a SSN or what? Is there widespread beaner fraud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49483643)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: just be racist

If ur not debtmaxxing rn ur dumb af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49792117)