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REMINDER: Jews celebrate passover with an illusory transaction to trick God

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Confused sinister gaping lodge
  03/30/18
it's not illusory. there's consideration
supple tan skinny woman principal's office
  04/02/18
ljl. "God doesn't want me to have this stuff for t...
Confused sinister gaping lodge
  04/02/18
jews invented contract law. u maf?
supple tan skinny woman principal's office
  04/02/18
Yes, I'm furious that Jews were the ones to invent a fake co...
Confused sinister gaping lodge
  04/02/18
we brought gal gadot into the world. more beauty than the go...
supple tan skinny woman principal's office
  04/02/18
She is decent looking but don't be stupid. A hot Russian/Sc...
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supple tan skinny woman principal's office
  04/02/18
Congrats on picking the Jewiest looking one of the bunch.
titillating twinkling box office
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Cr
Costumed Orchestra Pit
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Duck-like provocative whorehouse indirect expression
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FAKE NEWS
supple tan skinny woman principal's office
  04/02/18
Filthy GOOOOOY
Duck-like provocative whorehouse indirect expression
  04/03/18
Valuable Consideration
very tactful opaque theatre
  05/02/19
"You wouldn’t sell your home without a lawyer; neither ...
excitant forum
  04/02/18
,who is also a lawyer
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"It is advisable to put a label warning that chametz is...
excitant forum
  04/02/18
"Does this service cost anything? No, it is free. Ma...
excitant forum
  04/02/18
most people sell their chametz to their shul rabbi and donat...
supple tan skinny woman principal's office
  04/02/18
I don't understand. Isn't the point that no Jew can own it?...
titillating twinkling box office
  04/02/18
i'm responding to the point where the guy above implies that...
supple tan skinny woman principal's office
  04/02/18
ljl you read the above as implying a bribe? No, we're not w...
Confused sinister gaping lodge
  04/02/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930814&mc=6...
supple tan skinny woman principal's office
  04/02/18
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  04/02/18
I dunno, suspending a length of fishing wire around Manhatta...
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  04/02/18
one of the most amazing articles I've ever read
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DBG, weren't you just writing in some thread that Christiani...
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Once you see how much time Jews spend finding loopholes in t...
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  04/02/18
tcr. That was the craziest thing I've read.
titillating twinkling box office
  04/02/18
That's what I was talking about above. Here is the article: ...
Contagious Flesh Death Wish
  04/02/18
it's for carrying keys, not for using electronics, retard
supple tan skinny woman principal's office
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oh yeah he's the retard not the inbred desert apes hanging u...
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LOL Does this service cost anything? No, it is free. M...
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  04/02/18
lmfao
Costumed Orchestra Pit
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(low iq schtick) http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
supple tan skinny woman principal's office
  04/02/18
looooooooooooool at your shitligion
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  04/02/18
smells like duck sauce!
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180 balding university
  04/02/18
holy shit another ingenious, original insult!
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(low IQ schtick)
Costumed Orchestra Pit
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St. Peter Uniform Fraudulent Transfer Act pwning the Jews in...
Misanthropic Roommate
  04/02/18
So jews have to cart all their shit over to this rabbi or on...
motley kitty
  04/03/18
laughing hard as fuck at this shit religion brother
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motley kitty
  04/03/18
No, you just put it in a cabinet until you "buy it back...
Confused sinister gaping lodge
  04/03/18
lmfao
Costumed Orchestra Pit
  04/03/18
so as long as you dont own it, you can possess it? are ...
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  04/03/18
Great question. I imagine there's some way that currency fl...
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supple tan skinny woman principal's office
  04/03/18
what would happen if a useful goy just refused to sell it al...
unholy church queen of the night
  04/03/18
see ITT -- http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=39373...
supple tan skinny woman principal's office
  04/03/18
well i hope he succeeds some day.
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supple tan skinny woman principal's office
  04/17/19
This seems like a Jew tricking other je ws tbh.
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my bread gets sold back to me sunday night! thanks goyim!
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Date: March 30th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Confused sinister gaping lodge

EDIT: This thread was made by the musbro hater

https://www.chabad.org/holidays/passover/pesach_cdo/aid/3640536/jewish/FAQ-About-the-Sale-of-Chametz.htm

What Is the Sale of Chametz, and Why Do We Do It?

On the holiday of Passover, we are commanded not to have any chametz in our possession. Any food that is made out of grain that has been allowed to rise (ferment) is chametz. Common chametz items include bread, cakes, breakfast cereals, pastas, many liquors and more. Any chametz that was in the possession of a Jew during Passover is forbidden, even after Passover ends. This applies even if the chametz is locked up and out of sight.

So what is someone to do if they want to hold on to their prized Scotch collection or freezer full of challah?

The solution (as explained in the Code of Jewish Law, O.C. 448) is the �Sale of Chametz,� in which the food is sold to a non-Jew before Passover. After the holiday, the non-Jew sells it back, and it can once again be enjoyed.

Since the mid-1990s, Chabad.org has offered an online form through which you can authorize a rabbi to sell your chametz to a non-Jew on your behalf.

Below you can find frequently asked questions about this special service. If you would like to sell your chametz online, go to our easy-to-use service here.

Is the online sale as legitimate as going to the rabbi in person to fill out a form?

Leading halachic authorities have ruled that online authorizations are acceptable for the purpose of selling chametz. You are authorizing the rabbi to sell your chametz on your behalf. The rabbi (or his designee) conducts the sale of chametz in person with the non-Jew. Multiple methods of transaction are used to make certain beyond any doubt that the chametz is sold. The traditional and preferred practice, however, is for the authorization transaction to be done in person with the local rabbi.

Chabad.org makes this service available online at no charge to provide every Jew with the opportunity to have their chametz sold for Passover.

By what time does the sale have to be performed?

Passover begins on the eve of the 15th of Nissan, but the prohibition of owning chametz begins at the end of �5th halachic hour� on the morning before Passover (the 14th of Nissan). The halachic hours are determined by dividing the time from sunrise to sunset into 12 equal parts. So all chametz in your possession must be sold (or destroyed) by the time 5/12ths of the day (sunrise to sunset) have passed on the 14th of Nissan. Learn when that is in your area here.

On your website, the deadline is 8 a.m. local time for submitting the chametz sale form. The �5th halachic hour� often does not end until more than three hours later. Why must the form be submitted so early?

Selling chametz takes time. The rabbi needs to make sure that the sale is all wrapped up by the time the fifth hour ends. Closing the form in advance ensures that the rabbi has enough time to collect all the data, and sell the chametz well before the prohibition to own chametz takes effect.

On the authorization form, I am asked where I will be the day before Passover. Why is that important?

You need to make sure that you do not own chametz by the time the prohibition takes effect at your location on the morning of the 14th of Nissan. The rabbi needs to know where you will be so that your chametz will be sold before the onset of the prohibition in your specific time zone. To accommodate Jewish communities all over the world, Chabad.org offers no less than 11 �points of sale,� each one timed for a different region to accommodate Jews everywhere.

How is one rabbi able to perform sales in so many places around the world?

By submitting the online authorization form, you grant the power of agency to Rabbi Yosef Landa. He, in turn, authorizes a rabbi to perform the service in each of the time zones listed. Each rabbi meets in person with a non-Jewish buyer and sells the chametz on your behalf.

I will be in a more western time zone at the conclusion of Passover. Which means that when the chametz is bought back by the rabbi at my previous location, it will still be Passover at my new location. Is that a problem?

No. Even if the non-Jew sells back your chametz in the earlier pre-Passover time zone, you don�t have to accept it until Passover ends for you. Note that your explicit authorization is only for the rabbi to sell your chametz. After Passover, the rabbi buys back the chametz as a service to you, but he cannot do that against your wishes or interests. It need not become yours until you agree to take ownership of it after Passover has ended in your time zone.

How soon after the end of Passover can I use my chametz?

The rabbi usually buys back the chametz as soon as the holiday is over, but it can take some time. We recommend that you wait until 10 p.m. before using your chametz again.

Do you send an email when the chametz is bought back?

We buy the chametz back as soon as possible, right after the holiday. We will do our best to let you know via email, but you can be assured that the chametz is officially yours again at 10 p.m.

I have a wonderful neighbor who is not Jewish. Can I sell my chametz directly to him?

You wouldn�t sell your home without a lawyer; neither is it advisable to sell your chametz without a rabbi. The laws of acquisition, both halachically and legally, are complex, especially for this type of transaction in which the buyer is likely never to see the items they bought, and the items are not physically moved into the buyer�s domain. Due to the severity of the prohibition of owning chametz, we have a rabbi transact the sale of chametz for us.

What about pets?

If you own a pet who must eat chametz, you must sell the animal to a non-Jew and have the non-Jew feed the animal for the duration of the holiday since a Jewish-owned pet may not be fed chametz on Passover. Our contract stipulates that the animals are included in the general sale, but leaves you to find someone to care for and feed the animal during the course of the eight-day holiday.

Does this service cost anything?

No, it is free. Many, however, have the custom to make a donation to the rabbi for facilitating the sale. According to some opinions, this strengthens the rabbi�s power of agency. Donations to Chabad.org when you sell your chametz further the work of Chabad.org in making Judaism accessible and meaningful to hundreds of thousands of people every day. Your contribution is very much utilized and appreciated!

I forgot to sell my chametz, and it�s already past the time of the chametz prohibition. Can I still sell it?

Unfortunately, no. And since we are not allowed to keep in our possession any chametz during Passover, you might have to dispose of it right away. But there may be mitigating factors to consider (such as whether you have sold your chametz in past years, etc.), so contact a knowledgeable Orthodox rabbi without delay.

Can I use the chametz after I sell it?

You cannot use the chametz after it�s sold because it is no longer yours. Keep in mind that when you fill out the form, you are merely authorizing the rabbi to sell your chametz on the morning before Passover. Until the rabbi actually conducts the sale, the chametz is yours. Once the rabbi sells the chametz on the 14th of Nissan, it no longer belongs to you, and you cannot use it until it is bought back after Passover.

Does the sale include chametz that comes into the possession of a Jew after the onset of the prohibition?

It does not. You cannot sell something that you do not yet own. Such chametz would be forbidden even after Passover.

What do I do with the chametz after it�s sold?

If you will continue to live in the house where the non-Jew�s chametz is stored during Passover, put it in a designated area and close off access to it. This is done to ensure that nobody will inadvertently eat it during Passover. Locking the rooms or cabinets in which the chametz is stored or closing them with tape should do the job. It is advisable to put a label warning that chametz is inside, and that the contents have been sold.

I sold my chametz last year. Must I do it again this year?

Yes.

Can I sell someone else�s chametz?

Yes, if they authorize you to do so.

Do I need to specify all the places the chametz may be found?

It is preferable to do so. However, the contract is written regarding all of your chametz, wherever it may be found, even if you do not specify the locations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35725988)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 1:56 AM
Author: supple tan skinny woman principal's office

it's not illusory. there's consideration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35741562)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Confused sinister gaping lodge

ljl.

"God doesn't want me to have this stuff for the next few days, I need to sell this to you, then buy it back after the holiday ends."

This is an illusory transaction because it has no real substance. It's just a method of changing paper ownership to technically comply with an obligation. Congrats on finding a loophole, I'm sure your god is very tricked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35742583)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: supple tan skinny woman principal's office

jews invented contract law. u maf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35743439)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Confused sinister gaping lodge

Yes, I'm furious that Jews were the ones to invent a fake contract to trick god during the period where you celebrate the time he murdered a bunch of kids. Truly a religion to bring beauty to the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746471)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: supple tan skinny woman principal's office

we brought gal gadot into the world. more beauty than the goyim ever brought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746491)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: titillating twinkling box office

She is decent looking but don't be stupid. A hot Russian/Scandinavian teenager is hotter than she is. And there are tons of those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746608)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: supple tan skinny woman principal's office

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746613)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: titillating twinkling box office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746752)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: supple tan skinny woman principal's office

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6aJzCfkkUdc/VZu8RvIledI/AAAAAAAAAmk/_URn6ycBgJg/s1600/99183812.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746851)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: titillating twinkling box office

Congrats on picking the Jewiest looking one of the bunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746882)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Costumed Orchestra Pit

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746813)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: Duck-like provocative whorehouse indirect expression

https://gfycat.com/NaiveNextBoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748200)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: Duck-like provocative whorehouse indirect expression

https://track6.mixtape.moe/pigeph.mp4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748216)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: supple tan skinny woman principal's office

FAKE NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748227)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Duck-like provocative whorehouse indirect expression

Filthy GOOOOOY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35756479)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: very tactful opaque theatre

Valuable Consideration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38174048)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: excitant forum

"You wouldn’t sell your home without a lawyer; neither is it advisable to sell your [bread] without a rabbi."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35742605)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Cowardly locus

,who is also a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35752842)



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Date: March 28th, 2021 5:33 PM
Author: boyish know-it-all stage bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#42179918)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:44 AM
Author: excitant forum

"It is advisable to put a label warning that chametz is inside, and that the contents have been sold."

--Labels my bread (that I "authorized" some online Rabbi to sell to some never-seen goy) that is in my cupboard, locked with my key and TAPED with my tape. Mmm sold bread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35742617)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: excitant forum

"Does this service cost anything?

No, it is free. Many, however, have the custom to make a donation to the rabbi for facilitating the sale. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35742625)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: supple tan skinny woman principal's office

most people sell their chametz to their shul rabbi and donate to their shul anyway. jews tithe 10-20%. what's the diff why you give him the money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35743434)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: titillating twinkling box office

I don't understand. Isn't the point that no Jew can own it? So wouldn't the Rabbi then have to resell it again?

In any event, do you really not see how fucking retarded this is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746582)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: supple tan skinny woman principal's office

i'm responding to the point where the guy above implies that the rabbis are taking bribes for doing these sales. it's not true. everyone has their shul rabbi do the sale for them. it's part of his job and people donate anyway to the shul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746633)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: Confused sinister gaping lodge

ljl you read the above as implying a bribe? No, we're not worry about rabbis being "bribed" to enter into meaningless contracts. I think we're more marveling over the astonishing frequency with which these particular religious officials monetize events. Kooky, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748691)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: supple tan skinny woman principal's office

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930814&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35745664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Hateful internal respiration

AhahahahahahahahH

This is the best one. This tops the fake roofs they build so they can use phones and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746477)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Contagious Flesh Death Wish

I dunno, suspending a length of fishing wire around Manhattan is tough to beat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746857)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Green parlour police squad

one of the most amazing articles I've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748035)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: histrionic jet indian lodge jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46152919)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: titillating twinkling box office

DBG, weren't you just writing in some thread that Christianity is a silly religion? Let's chat. Thx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746569)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: aromatic grizzly shrine

Nebbish jew referring God to his chametz sale form and smirking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746660)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Contagious Flesh Death Wish

Once you see how much time Jews spend finding loopholes in their own covenant with God, every interaction with them makes a lot more sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746753)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: Costumed Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746935)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Duck-like provocative whorehouse indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748388)



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Date: March 28th, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: boyish know-it-all stage bbw

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#42179922)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49786047)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:11 PM
Author: Honey-headed fiercely-loyal pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46152921)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Hairless insecure legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46153004)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: unholy church queen of the night

this would shock me, but i remember reading on this board about the "eruv" (which a fishing line or wire they hang around a whole neighborhood so it is considered "inside" and they can use electronics on the sabbath or whatever) so this is not surprising in the least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746872)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: titillating twinkling box office

tcr. That was the craziest thing I've read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746895)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Contagious Flesh Death Wish

That's what I was talking about above. Here is the article: https://nypost.com/2015/05/24/high-wire-strewn-through-city-lets-jews-keep-the-faith/

Should be the first thing on the syllabus for any Intro to Judaism course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35747593)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: supple tan skinny woman principal's office

it's for carrying keys, not for using electronics, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35747606)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Costumed Orchestra Pit

oh yeah he's the retard not the inbred desert apes hanging up fishing lines to trick god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35747648)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: 180 balding university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748365)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:41 PM
Author: Confused sinister gaping lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748686)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: titillating twinkling box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748750)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Vibrant salmon range cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48848066)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: trip hideous plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35746972)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: jet-lagged twinkling uncleanness institution

LOL

Does this service cost anything?

No, it is free. Many, however, have the custom to make a donation to the rabbi for facilitating the sale. According to some opinions, this strengthens the rabbi’s power of agency.

Does this service cost anything?

No, it is free. Many, however, have the custom to make a donation to the rabbi for facilitating the sale. According to some opinions, this strengthens the rabbi’s power of agency.

Does this service cost anything?

No, it is free. Many, however, have the custom to make a donation to the rabbi for facilitating the sale. According to some opinions, this strengthens the rabbi’s power of agency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748064)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Costumed Orchestra Pit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748073)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: supple tan skinny woman principal's office

(low iq schtick)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&mc=32&forum_id=2#35746633

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748075)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged twinkling uncleanness institution

looooooooooooool at your shitligion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748079)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: supple tan skinny woman principal's office

smells like duck sauce!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748087)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Costumed Orchestra Pit

smells like curry sauce!

holy fuck that's coming from your wife.. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748093)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: 180 balding university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748368)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged twinkling uncleanness institution

holy shit another ingenious, original insult!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748164)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Costumed Orchestra Pit

(low IQ schtick)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748081)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Misanthropic Roommate

St. Peter Uniform Fraudulent Transfer Act pwning the Jews in heaven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35748733)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: motley kitty

So jews have to cart all their shit over to this rabbi or one of his agents? or is there some sophist loophole for that too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35752224)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Costumed Orchestra Pit

laughing hard as fuck at this shit religion brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35752291)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: motley kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35752301)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Confused sinister gaping lodge

No, you just put it in a cabinet until you "buy it back." ljl.

What do I do with the chametz after it’s sold?

If you will continue to live in the house where the non-Jew’s chametz is stored during Passover, put it in a designated area and close off access to it. This is done to ensure that nobody will inadvertently eat it during Passover. Locking the rooms or cabinets in which the chametz is stored or closing them with tape should do the job. It is advisable to put a label warning that chametz is inside, and that the contents have been sold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35752357)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Costumed Orchestra Pit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35752366)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: motley kitty

so as long as you dont own it, you can possess it?

are the straws compensated for this or do they kike the kikes and put a margin on the resale?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35752804)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Confused sinister gaping lodge

Great question. I imagine there's some way that currency fluctuations can be exploited here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35756471)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 6:50 AM
Author: Wonderful maize mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38174058)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: supple tan skinny woman principal's office

more info itt: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3937392&mc=10&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35752815)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: unholy church queen of the night

what would happen if a useful goy just refused to sell it all back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35753842)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: supple tan skinny woman principal's office

see ITT -- http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3937392&mc=10&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35753858)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: unholy church queen of the night

well i hope he succeeds some day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35754090)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Confused sinister gaping lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38101451)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:38 PM
Author: supple tan skinny woman principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38102245)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:46 PM
Author: Green parlour police squad

This seems like a Jew tricking other je ws tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38102282)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Overrated shimmering really tough guy liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48848037)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 4:46 AM
Author: lascivious high-end address sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38173975)



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Date: March 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Confused sinister gaping lodge

Oh hey it's that time of year again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#42179901)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:30 AM
Author: Confused sinister gaping lodge

IT'S TIME BROS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44345132)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:05 PM
Author: Confused sinister gaping lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46152886)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: excitant forum

fucking ferengi

The laws of acquisition, both halachically and legally, are complex

The laws of acquisition, both halachically and legally, are complex

The laws of acquisition, both halachically and legally, are complex

The laws of acquisition, both halachically and legally, are complex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46152909)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:11 PM
Author: clear locale

lol at the jewish god being such a prole he is easily tricked by inbred heebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46152922)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: violent aggressive pisswyrm double fault

ONE WEIRD TRICK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46152959)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: bateful wrinkle point

Think about how badly jews would abuse this system if goyim had to sell their shit to trick God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46153498)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: Confused sinister gaping lodge

It's that time of year again!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#47596066)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#47596528)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Confused sinister gaping lodge

AGAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48847998)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: wine magical milk national

3/4 of my cabinets are taped "SOLD," bro. nothing illusory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48848045)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Stirring Citrine Spot

look that's great who cares I just don't want my well poisoned okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48848047)



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Date: April 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: abusive private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48859297)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: wine magical milk national

my bread gets sold back to me sunday night! thanks goyim!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48860753)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49786042)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49786713)