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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
sinister tank roommate
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
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  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
trip state juggernaut
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
sinister tank roommate
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
sinister tank roommate
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: sinister tank roommate

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Indigo trust fund immigrant

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: rough-skinned carmine ape turdskin

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser Outnumbered Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Drab Church Building Keepsake Machete



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Rose Startled Elastic Band

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Rose Startled Elastic Band

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Clear lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: trip state juggernaut

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: sinister tank roommate

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: trip state juggernaut

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: sinister tank roommate

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Cracking Zombie-like Locale



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: fragrant idiot roast beef

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: pale alcoholic round eye library

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: sinister tank roommate

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: fragrant idiot roast beef

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: sinister tank roommate

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: fragrant idiot roast beef

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: rough-skinned carmine ape turdskin

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Clear lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: honey-headed ratface

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: navy useless potus stead

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: adventurous dingle berry puppy

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Indigo trust fund immigrant

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: navy useless potus stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Cowardly Cobalt Scourge Upon The Earth

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Indigo trust fund immigrant

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: sinister tank roommate

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: hyperactive flesh community account church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Passionate Point

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling carnelian main people mood

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: cheese-eating legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: henna preventive strike dragon

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: fragrant idiot roast beef

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: rough-skinned carmine ape turdskin

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic lettuce

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: sinister tank roommate

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: rough-skinned carmine ape turdskin

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: henna preventive strike dragon

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: sinister tank roommate

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: henna preventive strike dragon

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling carnelian main people mood

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: rough-skinned carmine ape turdskin

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: henna preventive strike dragon

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: rough-skinned carmine ape turdskin

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic lettuce

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: rough-skinned carmine ape turdskin

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: infuriating macaca cruise ship

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: henna preventive strike dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: rough-skinned carmine ape turdskin

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: umber shitlib field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: umber shitlib field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: self-absorbed thriller patrolman legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: heady hell brethren

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: trip state juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: opaque laughsome blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Vivacious Sadistic Stain Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: mentally impaired exciting resort affirmative action

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: navy useless potus stead

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: henna preventive strike dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: primrose boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling cerise crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Bespoke submissive tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Insane massive useless brakes pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: fighting out-of-control sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Floppy soggy international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: exhilarant rusted fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Insane massive useless brakes pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: motley foreskin school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: motley foreskin school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Jet plaza windowlicker

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Talented aggressive spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: infuriating macaca cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Costumed Locus Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: mentally impaired exciting resort affirmative action

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: motley foreskin school

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: chest-beating school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: rough-skinned carmine ape turdskin

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Pungent Rigpig Halford

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: rough-skinned carmine ape turdskin

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic lettuce

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: rough-skinned carmine ape turdskin

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: glassy hominid stag film

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: henna preventive strike dragon

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: infuriating macaca cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: mentally impaired exciting resort affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Effete theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Ultramarine Boyish Bawdyhouse

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Nudist hall masturbator

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: turquoise galvanic crotch ticket booth

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: fragrant idiot roast beef

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: garnet pit generalized bond

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: chrome up-to-no-good genital piercing

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: henna preventive strike dragon

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser Outnumbered Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic lettuce

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: unhinged racy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Wonderful Mad Cow Disease

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Maroon dilemma

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cordovan base water buffalo

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: fragrant idiot roast beef

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cordovan base water buffalo

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic lettuce

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Wonderful Mad Cow Disease

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: lake rehab famous landscape painting

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Clear lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: stirring filthy senate

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: mentally impaired exciting resort affirmative action

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Arousing adulterous place of business philosopher-king

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Beta Citrine Idea He Suggested Location



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic lettuce

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: silver casino mad-dog skullcap

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Marvelous low-t market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: cerebral step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Rose Startled Elastic Band

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Hyperventilating swollen indirect expression gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: heady hell brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Histrionic Twinkling National Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating swollen indirect expression gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: heady hell brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic lettuce



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: curious geriatric menage electric furnace

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: heady hell brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: chrome up-to-no-good genital piercing



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Chocolate background story faggot firefighter

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: umber shitlib field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Cyan diverse theater stage coffee pot

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Cyan diverse theater stage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Bateful boltzmann national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser Outnumbered Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: heady hell brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: puce odious telephone hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: self-absorbed thriller patrolman legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: high-end nursing home

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Godawful regret shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: bisexual gay set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: high-end nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: high-end nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Onyx Vigorous Site Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Godawful regret shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: apoplectic drunken ladyboy filthpig

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: sinister tank roommate

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Wild dashing center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Disrespectful rigor office

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Mint Twisted Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: umber shitlib field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: umber shitlib field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: self-absorbed thriller patrolman legend

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: chrome up-to-no-good genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Charcoal metal dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: pink nowag depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Plum big mental disorder

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: umber shitlib field

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: aphrodisiac yarmulke

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Mauve jap forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: heady hell brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: heady hell brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Mauve jap forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: duck-like fishy station

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Contagious bat-shit-crazy therapy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: 180 Deer Antler Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Elite overrated principal's office nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Histrionic Twinkling National Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: puce odious telephone hospital

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: know-it-all supple whorehouse

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Mauve jap forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: tripping private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: heady hell brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: tripping private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: silver casino mad-dog skullcap

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: concupiscible underhanded parlour

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: federal hairy legs

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Insane massive useless brakes pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: zippy sienna weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: federal hairy legs

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: zippy sienna weed whacker

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: federal hairy legs

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: federal hairy legs

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Mint Twisted Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Saffron brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: heady hell brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Glittery orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Magical Burgundy Gas Station

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: fighting out-of-control sandwich

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: ungodly black sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: pink nowag depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Lascivious chapel

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: scarlet bearded theatre really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Gaped psychic

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Godawful regret shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz black woman

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Sable milk

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Drab Church Building Keepsake Machete

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: pink nowag depressive

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: razzle fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Drab Church Building Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49777531)