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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| cheese-eating rambunctious degenerate hominid | 09/10/24 |
| Nubile offensive locale striped hyena | 09/10/24 |
| cheese-eating rambunctious degenerate hominid | 09/10/24 |
| Nubile offensive locale striped hyena | 09/10/24 |
| 180 pearly mexican nursing home | 09/10/24 |
| 180 pearly mexican nursing home | 09/10/24 |
| Razzmatazz internal respiration | 09/10/24 |
| 180 pearly mexican nursing home | 09/10/24 |
| cheese-eating rambunctious degenerate hominid | 09/10/24 |
| 180 pearly mexican nursing home | 09/10/24 |
| cheese-eating rambunctious degenerate hominid | 09/10/24 |
| Nubile offensive locale striped hyena | 09/10/24 |
| Gaped goyim roast beef | 09/10/24 |
| magical filthy useless brakes gas station | 09/10/24 |
| Nubile offensive locale striped hyena | 09/10/24 |
| Milky Toilet Seat | 09/10/24 |
| purple adulterous famous landscape painting library | 09/10/24 |
| cheese-eating rambunctious degenerate hominid | 09/10/24 |
| Effete brunch | 10/22/24 |
| 180 pearly mexican nursing home | 09/10/24 |
| Medicated water buffalo home | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| Marvelous electric furnace | 10/07/24 |
| Marvelous electric furnace | 10/22/24 |
| passionate coral stead | 10/23/24 |
| cheese-eating rambunctious degenerate hominid | 10/23/24 |
| hyperventilating cocky sneaky criminal | 11/26/24 |
| ocher chest-beating public bath incel | 10/23/24 |
| For guys that have been in prison like me, | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: cheese-eating rambunctious degenerate hominid You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Nubile offensive locale striped hyena 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: cheese-eating rambunctious degenerate hominid No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Nubile offensive locale striped hyena in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: 180 pearly mexican nursing home LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: 180 pearly mexican nursing home LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: Razzmatazz internal respiration Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: 180 pearly mexican nursing home BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: cheese-eating rambunctious degenerate hominid You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: 180 pearly mexican nursing home I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: cheese-eating rambunctious degenerate hominid Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Nubile offensive locale striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: Gaped goyim roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: magical filthy useless brakes gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Nubile offensive locale striped hyena I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: Milky Toilet Seat Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: purple adulterous famous landscape painting library Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: cheese-eating rambunctious degenerate hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: Effete brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: 180 pearly mexican nursing home lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: Medicated water buffalo home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: Marvelous electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: Marvelous electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: passionate coral stead Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: cheese-eating rambunctious degenerate hominid OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: hyperventilating cocky sneaky criminal The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: ocher chest-beating public bath incel 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: For guys that have been in prison like me, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310690#49736580) |