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I’m out here at night splitting wood, splitting atoms,...
Heady pearly theater stage
  02/10/26
If you burn wood and you live in a dense neighborhood like t...
supple fortuitous meteor set
  02/10/26
Brother, I live in New Jersey, the state of GO FUCK YOURSELF
Heady pearly theater stage
  02/10/26
where is all of the snow?
amethyst kink-friendly institution tank
  02/11/26
, he lisped.
Stimulating yapping toilet seat
  02/10/26
He's not burning leaves or garbage. Burning wood is 1800000 ...
Transparent bearded meetinghouse therapy
  02/10/26
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Roblox
  02/15/26
Almost none of that wood is split
provocative nighttime karate degenerate
  02/10/26
I will split you right in half you asshole
Heady pearly theater stage
  02/10/26
And it's stacked in the most retarded way possible. Disc...
Transparent bearded meetinghouse therapy
  02/10/26
How would YOU have stacked that wood, friend?
Heady pearly theater stage
  02/10/26
Split those huge logs Separate pile for the smaller stuff ...
Transparent bearded meetinghouse therapy
  02/10/26
I am splitting logs every day. I will cycle back through thi...
Heady pearly theater stage
  02/10/26
My elbow is screaming with pain, I cannot split anymore toni...
Heady pearly theater stage
  02/10/26
My guy you seem to have made a pyre rather than a usable woo...
talking spot
  02/10/26
it's all so wet it will just create a huge cloud of smoke, i...
azure piazza death wish
  02/11/26
did u split the wood by sitting on it or what lmao
laughsome walnut station gunner
  02/10/26
Brother, I transferred my entire life force, down through my...
Heady pearly theater stage
  02/10/26
I grew up in the log woods of the Deep South. I love to spli...
fluffy corner
  02/11/26
Can you move it to a covered location? It's gonna get rained...
contagious state jap
  02/11/26
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Paralegal Reza Pahlavi
  02/15/26


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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Heady pearly theater stage

I’m out here at night splitting wood, splitting atoms, giving thanks, breathing life into creation with a maul and a wedge and nothing but brute strength

https://imgur.com/a/rfjhy6s

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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor set

If you burn wood and you live in a dense neighborhood like that, you're a massive asshole. It's not 1950, we know now that it's exceptionally unhealthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49662218)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: Heady pearly theater stage

Brother, I live in New Jersey, the state of GO FUCK YOURSELF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49662221)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: amethyst kink-friendly institution tank

where is all of the snow?

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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Stimulating yapping toilet seat

, he lisped.

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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Transparent bearded meetinghouse therapy

He's not burning leaves or garbage. Burning wood is 1800000 fuck libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49662382)



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Date: February 15th, 2026 10:23 PM
Author: Roblox



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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: provocative nighttime karate degenerate

Almost none of that wood is split

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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Heady pearly theater stage

I will split you right in half you asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49662245)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Transparent bearded meetinghouse therapy

And it's stacked in the most retarded way possible.

Disco a fat lying retard yet again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49662380)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Heady pearly theater stage

How would YOU have stacked that wood, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49662381)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: Transparent bearded meetinghouse therapy

Split those huge logs

Separate pile for the smaller stuff

Exthperth recommend alternating the rows 90 degrees to encourage airflow but I never bother with that, I just don't stack super tight and let air do what it do

But ur sloppy pyramid shows you started with a semblance of organization then got lazy and started tossing pieces on top aka the story of ur life: beginning a task in earnest, rapidly getting shittier, and quitting while blaming an obesity-related ailment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49662394)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Heady pearly theater stage

I am splitting logs every day. I will cycle back through this section. There is oh so much to split. You haven’t seen the other half of the pile on the other side of the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49662479)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: Heady pearly theater stage

My elbow is screaming with pain, I cannot split anymore tonight. Fuck! Fuck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49662248)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: talking spot

My guy you seem to have made a pyre rather than a usable wood pile.

On the plus side you’re set for a sick bonfire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49662395)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: azure piazza death wish

it's all so wet it will just create a huge cloud of smoke, it won't generate any actual flames

he needs to split it properly, stack it properly, let it dry out for a year or two, and only THEN use it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49663209)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: laughsome walnut station gunner

did u split the wood by sitting on it or what lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49662400)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Heady pearly theater stage

Brother, I transferred my entire life force, down through my arms, into the maul, and thundered down with all my might to split these logs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49662475)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: fluffy corner

I grew up in the log woods of the Deep South. I love to split wood. I was in charge of building the fire growing up, and our house didn't have central air/heat.

I had this special technique where I would gather rich pine/lighter pine/fat wood. I'd split that with an ax. Then I'd take the little sticks of it and break them with my hands over the top of the ax handle with the ax standing up. Think the motion where you break a stick over your knee. This would produce 2 splintery ends on the rich pine. They ignite instantly and fast.

So I'd pile a few of the splintery rich pine in the fireplace, and layer thin sticks of regular dried pine on top. When it got going, I'd stack in the oak and other hardwood like sweetgum. I'd have that thing heated up in no time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49663203)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: contagious state jap

Can you move it to a covered location? It's gonna get rained on due to Hou--er--"New Jersey" experiencing a humid subtropical climate (Köppen climate classification Cfa), and then it's gonna get all rotted. You need to cover it so that it can dry out and be good for burning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49663419)



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Date: February 15th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi

check this out: https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835283&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49673141)