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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| charismatic space | 09/10/24 |
| Frozen mexican | 09/10/24 |
| charismatic space | 09/10/24 |
| Frozen mexican | 09/10/24 |
| Excitant Roommate Milk | 09/10/24 |
| Excitant Roommate Milk | 09/10/24 |
| Lemon provocative cruise ship | 09/10/24 |
| Excitant Roommate Milk | 09/10/24 |
| charismatic space | 09/10/24 |
| Excitant Roommate Milk | 09/10/24 |
| charismatic space | 09/10/24 |
| Frozen mexican | 09/10/24 |
| Medicated slap-happy menage | 09/10/24 |
| Orchid Stag Film Wagecucks | 09/10/24 |
| Frozen mexican | 09/10/24 |
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| unholy maize rigpig | 09/10/24 |
| charismatic space | 09/10/24 |
| Mahogany godawful kitchen sandwich | 10/22/24 |
| Excitant Roommate Milk | 09/10/24 |
| racy public bath codepig | 11/26/24 |
| Irate fuchsia sanctuary incel | 03/12/26 |
| Violent field dingle berry | 10/07/24 |
| Violent field dingle berry | 10/22/24 |
| Thriller cruel-hearted parlor half-breed | 10/23/24 |
| charismatic space | 10/23/24 |
| rusted fiercely-loyal point | 11/26/24 |
| indigo immigrant | 10/23/24 |
| rough-skinned lilac institution | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: charismatic space You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Frozen mexican 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: charismatic space No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Frozen mexican in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Excitant Roommate Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Excitant Roommate Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: Lemon provocative cruise ship Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Excitant Roommate Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: charismatic space You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: Excitant Roommate Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48068714) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: charismatic space Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Frozen mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: Medicated slap-happy menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: Orchid Stag Film Wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Frozen mexican I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: Flesh brunch foreskin Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: unholy maize rigpig Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: charismatic space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: Mahogany godawful kitchen sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: Excitant Roommate Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: racy public bath codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: Irate fuchsia sanctuary incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: Violent field dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: Violent field dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: Thriller cruel-hearted parlor half-breed Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: charismatic space OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: rusted fiercely-loyal point The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: indigo immigrant 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: rough-skinned lilac institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49736580) |