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Just told my wife she was worth $2.341 million

At first she was like, “what?” Then I told her,...
hyperventilating lodge
  02/26/26
$2.3M can buy some nice coins. She should be really happy.
khaki dragon
  02/26/26
Fuck coins. Fuck history. I just want to provide for my fami...
hyperventilating lodge
  02/26/26
You can get some nice coins for $2.3M, or fund half your kid...
khaki dragon
  02/26/26
College tuition can be had affordably remotely now. there's ...
hyperventilating lodge
  02/26/26
Yeah, but this is XO. I thought the board was prestige-orien...
khaki dragon
  02/26/26
We’re living in a brave new world. What is prestige? D...
hyperventilating lodge
  02/26/26
I've never been prestigious, so I think we're in agreement o...
khaki dragon
  02/26/26
But she's married to a fat faggot.
Chartreuse brunch
  02/26/26
She’s married. She’s a multimillionaire. She has...
hyperventilating lodge
  02/26/26
She's humiliated by your huge fatness and general clownishne...
Chartreuse brunch
  02/26/26
If his wife & kids are truly happy, he's done a lot more...
khaki dragon
  02/26/26
A month ago all he did was bitch about all of them. He's a ...
Chartreuse brunch
  02/26/26
I don't know the guy personally, but I doubt XO perfectly re...
khaki dragon
  02/26/26
I fart and shit and jerk off and hate pedo state IRL.
Chartreuse brunch
  02/26/26
So a few steps below the guy with a happy family, then.
khaki dragon
  02/26/26
Nah. I don't bitch about my family.
Chartreuse brunch
  02/26/26
You sound pretty negative & unhappy in this thread. You ...
khaki dragon
  02/26/26
I have a big penis and I'm generally happy all day, every da...
Chartreuse brunch
  02/26/26
You should exhibit more happiness here. Lighten up the board...
khaki dragon
  02/26/26
I think my Whok threading is 180
Chartreuse brunch
  02/26/26
Can I poast that ass pic of her now? Imagine her happiness k...
cerise cruel-hearted haunted graveyard party of the first part
  02/26/26
No. That’s my wife, brother.
hyperventilating lodge
  02/26/26
We could share?
cerise cruel-hearted haunted graveyard party of the first part
  02/26/26
i'm worthless afaict
mauve set dopamine
  02/26/26
isn't she entitled to half of your shit? so she's worth hal...
Aphrodisiac Telephone Reading Party
  02/26/26
...
Razzmatazz jet church organic girlfriend
  02/26/26
With all the kids it's probably closer to 90%
Bateful Background Story People Who Are Hurt
  02/27/26
lovingly explain to her that you are so psychopathic and che...
fluffy free-loading meetinghouse
  02/26/26
Yeah. No life insurance policy. Also I have open fights with...
hyperventilating lodge
  02/26/26
He’s uninsurable.
cerise cruel-hearted haunted graveyard party of the first part
  02/26/26
180 your wife is lucky to have a man like you. Great father,...
Canary Piazza
  02/26/26
Mashallah! 🤩 Baruch Hashem! 🤩 It is God’s will...
hyperventilating lodge
  02/26/26
...
Canary Piazza
  02/26/26
...
khaki dragon
  02/26/26
180, you maed it
massive brass faggot firefighter mother
  02/26/26
lollllllling over counting the $1,000 in the figure
Tan awkward abode faggotry
  02/26/26
disco and his family happy? someone has hacked his account ...
Poppy tattoo
  02/27/26
The undertone is that if the market goes down today he will ...
cerise cruel-hearted haunted graveyard party of the first part
  02/27/26
This was just a way for this Jewish fat texan weirdo to bash...
exhilarant senate
  02/27/26
"look at the freak!" he shouted with crusted AIDS ...
Canary Piazza
  02/27/26
CSLG has been railing disco fries' wife
Passionate Deer Antler
  02/27/26
Now show her all your XO posts
bull headed community account
  02/27/26
Be sure to highlight the one where you outed her to a bunch ...
Sooty scourge upon the earth
  02/27/26


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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating lodge

At first she was like, “what?”

Then I told her, “that’s how much money you have.”

Her face lit up? “Are you serious?”

“Take a look.”

First time I’ve smiled in 10 weeks, and that includes Christmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698100)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: khaki dragon

$2.3M can buy some nice coins. She should be really happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698109)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating lodge

Fuck coins. Fuck history. I just want to provide for my family. You realize that coins are obsolete now, don’t you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698112)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: khaki dragon

You can get some nice coins for $2.3M, or fund half your kids' college tuition.

Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698118)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating lodge

College tuition can be had affordably remotely now. there's no reason to spend a fortune.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698294)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: khaki dragon

Yeah, but this is XO. I thought the board was prestige-oriented and against TTTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698357)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: hyperventilating lodge

We’re living in a brave new world. What is prestige? Does it matter? Does anyone care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698372)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: khaki dragon

I've never been prestigious, so I think we're in agreement on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698415)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Chartreuse brunch

But she's married to a fat faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698110)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: hyperventilating lodge

She’s married. She’s a multimillionaire. She has a big beautiful house. She has 4 kids she loves. She never has to fuck me. She’s set. And happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698115)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse brunch

She's humiliated by your huge fatness and general clownishness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698119)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: khaki dragon

If his wife & kids are truly happy, he's done a lot more than a majority of guys out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698122)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse brunch

A month ago all he did was bitch about all of them. He's a manchild. No one can be happy around that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698128)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: khaki dragon

I don't know the guy personally, but I doubt XO perfectly reflects who people really are in real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698130)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse brunch

I fart and shit and jerk off and hate pedo state IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698131)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: khaki dragon

So a few steps below the guy with a happy family, then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698134)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse brunch

Nah. I don't bitch about my family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698137)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: khaki dragon

You sound pretty negative & unhappy in this thread. You should poast more about the positives in your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698145)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse brunch

I have a big penis and I'm generally happy all day, every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698152)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: khaki dragon

You should exhibit more happiness here. Lighten up the board a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698156)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Chartreuse brunch

I think my Whok threading is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698157)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: cerise cruel-hearted haunted graveyard party of the first part

Can I poast that ass pic of her now? Imagine her happiness knowing dozens of real lawyers are jerking to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698320)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: hyperventilating lodge

No. That’s my wife, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698324)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: cerise cruel-hearted haunted graveyard party of the first part

We could share?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698488)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: mauve set dopamine

i'm worthless afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698148)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Telephone Reading Party

isn't she entitled to half of your shit? so she's worth half that. unless you are worth double.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698176)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jet church organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698312)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 2:13 AM
Author: Bateful Background Story People Who Are Hurt

With all the kids it's probably closer to 90%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698880)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: fluffy free-loading meetinghouse

lovingly explain to her that you are so psychopathic and cheap that you refuse to protect her wellbeing and happiness with a life insurance policy and report back, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698209)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating lodge

Yeah. No life insurance policy. Also I have open fights with both my homeowners insurance carrier and my HOA. Serious, mudflinging affairs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698290)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: cerise cruel-hearted haunted graveyard party of the first part

He’s uninsurable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698322)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Canary Piazza

180 your wife is lucky to have a man like you. Great father, husband, provider, poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698296)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: hyperventilating lodge

Mashallah! 🤩

Baruch Hashem! 🤩

It is God’s will! 🤩

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698317)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Canary Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698368)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: khaki dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698358)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: massive brass faggot firefighter mother

180, you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698325)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Tan awkward abode faggotry

lollllllling over counting the $1,000 in the figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698425)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 2:24 AM
Author: Poppy tattoo

disco and his family happy? someone has hacked his account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698889)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:53 AM
Author: cerise cruel-hearted haunted graveyard party of the first part

The undertone is that if the market goes down today he will be unhappy again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698978)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: exhilarant senate

This was just a way for this Jewish fat texan weirdo to bash Christmas again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698988)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Canary Piazza

"look at the freak!" he shouted with crusted AIDS cum in the corner of his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49699145)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: Passionate Deer Antler

CSLG has been railing disco fries' wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49699096)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: bull headed community account

Now show her all your XO posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49698994)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:56 AM
Author: Sooty scourge upon the earth

Be sure to highlight the one where you outed her to a bunch of psychotic legal gangsters who now know where she lives And works and even how she looks

Also, what made you smile? And do you realize how controlling and manipulative this post reveals you to be in that she didn't seem to have any idea how much wealth you two had?

She may opt for the Texas tradition of knocking you off and taking it all. The crazy thing is you would be much better off if she did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49699035)