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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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cruel-hearted dilemma
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Stirring pungent station sneaky criminal
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Histrionic degenerate sex offender
  07/09/12
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Impertinent school cafeteria pistol
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
mustard gaped stage
  07/09/12
Are you male?
cruel-hearted dilemma
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
mustard gaped stage
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
cruel-hearted dilemma
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
mustard gaped stage
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Yellow psychic
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
cruel-hearted dilemma
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Yellow psychic
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
cruel-hearted dilemma
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
flirting filthpig stead
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
cruel-hearted dilemma
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
flirting filthpig stead
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
cruel-hearted dilemma
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
flirting filthpig stead
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Spectacular puce house internal respiration
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
cruel-hearted dilemma
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
multi-colored black woman
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
cruel-hearted dilemma
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
buck-toothed aphrodisiac community account
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
claret exhilarant trust fund
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Frozen partner new version
  07/09/12
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Impertinent school cafeteria pistol
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
mustard gaped stage
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
cruel-hearted dilemma
  07/09/12
stfu
Frozen partner new version
  07/09/12
180
Topaz son of senegal abode
  07/09/12
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Adulterous passionate cruise ship
  07/13/12
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Ebony rough-skinned shrine
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
bonkers senate
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
cruel-hearted dilemma
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
bonkers senate
  07/09/12
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kink-friendly pale kitchen becky
  07/04/19
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Impertinent school cafeteria pistol
  07/13/12
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kink-friendly pale kitchen becky
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Low-t razzle-dazzle plaza
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Embarrassed to the bone area
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Diverse apoplectic locus mexican
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Embarrassed to the bone area
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Bateful rigor
  03/04/25
lol kike
Ebony rough-skinned shrine
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Autistic green round eye ticket booth
  07/04/19
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carmine messiness
  08/10/22
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Soul-stirring bearded circlehead
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Motley Copper Newt
  07/24/24
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Charcoal Spot Sweet Tailpipe
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
nighttime haunted graveyard
  09/22/24
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Bateful rigor
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Marvelous den mad-dog skullcap
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dilemma



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Stirring pungent station sneaky criminal

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Histrionic degenerate sex offender

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Impertinent school cafeteria pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: mustard gaped stage

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dilemma

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: mustard gaped stage

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dilemma

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: mustard gaped stage

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Yellow psychic

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dilemma

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Yellow psychic

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dilemma

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: flirting filthpig stead

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dilemma

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: flirting filthpig stead

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dilemma

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: flirting filthpig stead

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Spectacular puce house internal respiration

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dilemma

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: multi-colored black woman

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dilemma

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: buck-toothed aphrodisiac community account

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: claret exhilarant trust fund

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Frozen partner new version

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Impertinent school cafeteria pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: mustard gaped stage

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dilemma

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Frozen partner new version

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Topaz son of senegal abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Adulterous passionate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Ebony rough-skinned shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: bonkers senate

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dilemma

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: bonkers senate

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: kink-friendly pale kitchen becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Impertinent school cafeteria pistol



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly pale kitchen becky



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Low-t razzle-dazzle plaza

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone area

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Diverse apoplectic locus mexican

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone area

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Bateful rigor

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Ebony rough-skinned shrine

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Autistic green round eye ticket booth

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: carmine messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bearded circlehead



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Motley Copper Newt

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Charcoal Spot Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48119809)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: nighttime haunted graveyard

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Bateful rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Marvelous den mad-dog skullcap

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49721526)