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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
offensive cumskin fortuitous meteor
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
red menage
  07/09/12
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glassy ticket booth main people
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
lemon territorial sanctuary juggernaut
  07/09/12
Are you male?
dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
lemon territorial sanctuary juggernaut
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
lemon territorial sanctuary juggernaut
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
vengeful hideous private investor
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
vengeful hideous private investor
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
lilac macaca stage
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
lilac macaca stage
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
lilac macaca stage
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
aqua thriller kitty cat newt
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
soul-stirring chest-beating school cafeteria wrinkle
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Mustard glittery faggot firefighter lettuce
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
passionate coiffed people who are hurt
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Buff theater
  07/09/12
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glassy ticket booth main people
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
lemon territorial sanctuary juggernaut
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim
  07/09/12
stfu
Buff theater
  07/09/12
180
Pale aphrodisiac telephone
  07/09/12
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Vigorous University
  07/13/12
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Maize Goal In Life
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
ocher patrolman
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
ocher patrolman
  07/09/12
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Sticky Sapphire Kitchen
  07/04/19
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glassy ticket booth main people
  07/13/12
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Sticky Sapphire Kitchen
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Abnormal tank messiness
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Aromatic base mental disorder
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
idiotic godawful stead
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Aromatic base mental disorder
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Grizzly Deep Headpube
  03/04/25
lol kike
Maize Goal In Life
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
multi-colored theatre mood
  07/04/19
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Impressive Orchid Pistol Feces
  08/10/22
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mind-boggling incel stage
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
French tanning salon turdskin
  07/24/24
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obsidian razzle alpha
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Diverse pearly lay milk
  09/22/24
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Grizzly Deep Headpube
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
white useless brakes range
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: offensive cumskin fortuitous meteor

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: red menage

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: glassy ticket booth main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: lemon territorial sanctuary juggernaut

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: lemon territorial sanctuary juggernaut

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: lemon territorial sanctuary juggernaut

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: vengeful hideous private investor

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: vengeful hideous private investor

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: lilac macaca stage

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: lilac macaca stage

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: lilac macaca stage

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: aqua thriller kitty cat newt

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring chest-beating school cafeteria wrinkle

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Mustard glittery faggot firefighter lettuce

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: passionate coiffed people who are hurt

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Buff theater

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: glassy ticket booth main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: lemon territorial sanctuary juggernaut

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Buff theater

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Pale aphrodisiac telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Vigorous University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Maize Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: ocher patrolman

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: dull beady-eyed degenerate goyim

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: ocher patrolman

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Sticky Sapphire Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: glassy ticket booth main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Sticky Sapphire Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Abnormal tank messiness

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Aromatic base mental disorder

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: idiotic godawful stead

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Aromatic base mental disorder

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Grizzly Deep Headpube

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Maize Goal In Life

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: multi-colored theatre mood

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Impressive Orchid Pistol Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling incel stage



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: French tanning salon turdskin

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: obsidian razzle alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48119809)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Diverse pearly lay milk

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Grizzly Deep Headpube



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: white useless brakes range

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49721526)