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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
razzmatazz snowy gas station tank
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
mauve sadistic stage
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Slimy Jewess State
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
odious address
  08/30/25
...
excitant senate digit ratio
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Exhilarant bisexual trailer park gaming laptop
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Irradiated Stage
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Irradiated Stage
  08/31/25
...
Hairless french chef pisswyrm
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
mauve sadistic stage
  08/31/25
delusional take
Hairless french chef pisswyrm
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
mauve sadistic stage
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
red impressive area degenerate
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
mauve sadistic stage
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
appetizing yapping space
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
mauve sadistic stage
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
mauve sadistic stage
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
appetizing yapping space
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
mauve sadistic stage
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
mauve sadistic stage
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
mauve sadistic stage
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
appetizing yapping space
  09/05/25
...
mauve sadistic stage
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
hyperactive balding idiot
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
appetizing yapping space
  09/05/25
...
mauve sadistic stage
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
mauve sadistic stage
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
appetizing yapping space
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
mischievous site ape
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
mauve sadistic stage
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
mischievous site ape
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
mauve sadistic stage
  09/05/25
Kenny
appetizing yapping space
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary
  09/06/25
...
Boyish twinkling locus
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
mauve sadistic stage
  09/06/25
...
Boyish twinkling locus
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
mauve sadistic stage
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
lilac sticky partner
  09/07/25
Explain
razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
deranged theater
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
mauve sadistic stage
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary
  09/07/25
...
red impressive area degenerate
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
mauve sadistic stage
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
mauve sadistic stage
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
mauve sadistic stage
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
mauve sadistic stage
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
mauve sadistic stage
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
mauve sadistic stage
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
mauve sadistic stage
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
appetizing yapping space
  01/18/26
...
mauve sadistic stage
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
vivacious vengeful giraffe
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
mauve sadistic stage
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: razzmatazz snowy gas station tank

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Slimy Jewess State

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: odious address

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: excitant senate digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant bisexual trailer park gaming laptop

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Irradiated Stage

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Irradiated Stage

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Hairless french chef pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Hairless french chef pisswyrm

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: red impressive area degenerate

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: appetizing yapping space

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: appetizing yapping space

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: appetizing yapping space

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: hyperactive balding idiot

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: appetizing yapping space

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: appetizing yapping space

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: mischievous site ape

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: mischievous site ape

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: appetizing yapping space

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Boyish twinkling locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Boyish twinkling locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: lilac sticky partner

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: deranged theater

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ruddy sanctuary

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: red impressive area degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: appetizing yapping space

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: vivacious vengeful giraffe

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310734#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: mauve sadistic stage

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
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alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

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