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Date: November 8th, 2024 10:41 PM Author: Chrome Clown Pistol Found it sitting there, perfectly intact. A whole rotisserie chicken, abandoned between the Hot Wheels and Play-Doh. Still warm.
At first, I was angry.
But then I thought about it. Whoever left it? They gave up. Mid-shop, mid-thought, mid-life. The weight of exi$tence became too much, and they just… walked away.
I picked it up, carried it back to the deli. Looked at my reflection in the sneeze guard and whispered, “Yes, friend. I, too, want to leave things behind.” |
Date: November 8th, 2024 10:42 PM Author: Vibrant Nursing Home Gay Wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#48313539) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:52 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (My Mahchine™& you call me in$ane..ur privy to a Great Becumming™) a Trojan horse for ADM's insidious agenda? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#48341300) |
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Date: November 8th, 2024 10:43 PM Author: rusted mischievous trump supporter internal respiration sup, disco fries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#48313544) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 8:46 AM Author: Chrome Clown Pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#48314366) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: onyx territorial theater Disco sleepwalking in a dream out his lonely childhood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#48314579) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:39 AM Author: Chrome Clown Pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#48315019) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:41 AM Author: Painfully honest shivering french chef this happened to me too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#48315024) |
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Date: November 11th, 2024 8:20 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#48321556) |
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Date: November 13th, 2024 7:02 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#48330282) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:02 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#48335106) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:31 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#48339509) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:35 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (My Mahchine™& you call me in$ane..ur privy to a Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#48341162) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:44 AM Author: "'''''"'""'''"'"' The chicken found its way to the middle class, suburban kitchen counter. A curious child peers into its cavity and excitedly yells, "mom, look, hot wheels!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#48341257) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:49 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (My Mahchine™& you call me in$ane..ur privy to a Great Becumming™) You think the chicken ever wanted this? $kinned, seasoned, and forgotten under the fluorescents. But maybe, just maybe, it was the $neeze guard that whispered, 'Let me go.' Fuck it all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#48341281) |
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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:16 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630607&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#48346026) |