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Tim Cook steps down as Apple CEO

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Cerise Soul-stirring Knife Macaca
  04/20/26
tim apple
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Abnormal Amber School Cafeteria Organic Girlfriend
  04/20/26
Ran here
Brilliant Floppy Theatre Boltzmann
  04/20/26
cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard
Cerise Soul-stirring Knife Macaca
  04/20/26
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slap-happy charcoal institution pervert
  04/21/26
I choose now to live my life as a straight man.
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  04/20/26
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peach scourge upon the earth garrison
  04/20/26
i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse vers...
Big Judgmental People Who Are Hurt Elastic Band
  04/20/26
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massive bawdyhouse juggernaut
  04/20/26
They're going to pivot to an AI company
aphrodisiac patrolman market
  04/20/26
theyre too far behind everyone now
beta public bath sweet tailpipe
  04/20/26
They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS...
aphrodisiac patrolman market
  04/20/26
Replaced by Temu CEO
tan keepsake machete
  04/20/26
why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec t...
exhilarant library
  04/20/26
actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO...
exhilarant library
  04/20/26
Is this how AI talks to retards?
Canary house
  04/20/26
yes
chest-beating school
  04/21/26
Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Micr...
Big Judgmental People Who Are Hurt Elastic Band
  04/20/26
Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products a...
Talented Ticket Booth Corn Cake
  04/20/26
My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer
Cerise Soul-stirring Knife Macaca
  04/20/26
yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like...
exhilarant library
  04/20/26
I will flush my iphone the day this happens
beta public bath sweet tailpipe
  04/20/26
There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.
crystalline hairraiser kitty cat kitty
  04/20/26
Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli ...
Jet codepig
  04/21/26
jews: not another goy!
Vigorous naked nursing home
  04/20/26
They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GP...
Overrated lodge roommate
  04/20/26
the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their softw...
Drab Slimy Theater
  04/20/26
llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia...
Overrated lodge roommate
  04/20/26
Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo
unhinged hospital
  04/20/26
(Apple's new CEO)
Overrated lodge roommate
  04/20/26
The did before the SoC transition iirc
Drab Slimy Theater
  04/21/26
Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc i...
unhinged hospital
  04/21/26
New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face
Garnet business firm
  04/21/26
Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Ind...
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  04/21/26
While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5...
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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Cerise Soul-stirring Knife Macaca



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: mahogany roast beef office

tim apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49829999)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Saffron Sound Barrier Liquid Oxygen



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Talented Ticket Booth Corn Cake



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Abnormal Amber School Cafeteria Organic Girlfriend



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Brilliant Floppy Theatre Boltzmann

Ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830051)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Cerise Soul-stirring Knife Macaca

cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830330)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: slap-happy charcoal institution pervert



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: crystalline hairraiser kitty cat kitty

I choose now to live my life as a straight man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830007)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: peach scourge upon the earth garrison



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Big Judgmental People Who Are Hurt Elastic Band

i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse versions every year of the products Steve Jobs left them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830010)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: massive bawdyhouse juggernaut



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac patrolman market

They're going to pivot to an AI company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830046)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: beta public bath sweet tailpipe

theyre too far behind everyone now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830082)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac patrolman market

They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS devices going forward. They're already ahead of everyone in the HW space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830142)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: tan keepsake machete

Replaced by Temu CEO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830050)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: exhilarant library

why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec teams Ive seen, its veddy veddy suspect, I bet 20-30% of their tech workforce is TURD but why no TURD ON TOP, Auntie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830118)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: exhilarant library

actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO? apple RACISSSS whrs al sharpatani

Yes — **both are of Indian origin**, but with slightly different backgrounds.

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## 👤 Sabih Khan

* **Yes — clearly Indian-origin**

* Born in **Moradabad, India** ([Wikipedia][1])

* Later moved abroad (Singapore → U.S.)

* Now Chief Operating Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-born → Indian-origin American executive

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## 👤 Kevan Parekh

* **Also Indian-origin**

* From an **Indian-American family** ([Wikipedia][2])

* Born/raised in the U.S.

* Now Chief Financial Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-origin → but American-born

---

# 🧠 Simple distinction

| Person | Background |

| ------------ | ---------------------------- |

| Sabih Khan | Born in India → moved abroad |

| Kevan Parekh | Indian-origin → U.S.-born |

---

# 💡 Bottom line

Yes—**both are Indian-origin executives at Apple**, and they’re actually two of the highest-ranking leaders (COO + CFO).

[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabih_Khan?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Sabih Khan"

[2]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevan_Parekh?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Kevan Parekh"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830126)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Canary house

Is this how AI talks to retards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830814)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: chest-beating school

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49831233)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Big Judgmental People Who Are Hurt Elastic Band

Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Microsoft.

Completely different type of turd fetish going on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830127)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Talented Ticket Booth Corn Cake

Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products are barely usable. YouTube is shit too now.

Shocked Amazon is not turd-run for how rapacious they have becum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830184)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Cerise Soul-stirring Knife Macaca

My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830270)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: exhilarant library

yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like a birdshit ceo wld?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830294)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: beta public bath sweet tailpipe

I will flush my iphone the day this happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830197)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: crystalline hairraiser kitty cat kitty

There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830835)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: Jet codepig

Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli Baba[53] at his Kainchi ashram with his Reed College friend and eventual Apple employee Daniel Kottke, searching for spiritual teachings. When they got to the Neem Karoli ashram, it was almost deserted because Neem Karoli Baba had died in September 1973. Then, they made a long trek up a dry riverbed to an ashram of Haidakhan Babaji.[49]

After seven months, Jobs left India[54] and returned to the US ahead of Daniel Kottke.[49] Jobs had changed his appearance; his head was shaved, and he wore traditional Indian clothing.[55][56]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49831483)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Vigorous naked nursing home

jews: not another goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830190)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Overrated lodge roommate

They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GPUs that can't handle agentic workflows. 5t/s won't cut it when your agent needs 30k tokens to message you on Telegram

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830279)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Drab Slimy Theater

the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their software eco/dev support is weaker than CUDA. Hardly anything is optimized for Metal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830314)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Overrated lodge roommate

llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830318)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: unhinged hospital

Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830831)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Overrated lodge roommate

(Apple's new CEO)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830837)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:28 AM
Author: Drab Slimy Theater

The did before the SoC transition iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49831425)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: unhinged hospital

Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc it’s Xbox-like haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49831502)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: Garnet business firm

New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49831438)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: unhinged hospital

Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Indian they must be considering phenotype explicitly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49831505)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: unhinged hospital

While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5]

Jockgineer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49831516)