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Tim Cook steps down as Apple CEO

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Salmon pistol sandwich
  04/20/26
tim apple
irradiated dark main people
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claret chad
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Lascivious Scarlet Prole Nursing Home
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vivacious dead institution
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Ran here
sadistic cocky national security agency location
  04/20/26
cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard
Salmon pistol sandwich
  04/20/26
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Tan Floppy Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/21/26
I choose now to live my life as a straight man.
Slate Double Fault Dog Poop
  04/20/26
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odious slimy really tough guy
  04/20/26
i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse vers...
Kink-friendly jew dilemma
  04/20/26
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Mind-boggling Well-lubricated Ratface
  04/20/26
They're going to pivot to an AI company
Nighttime Factory Reset Button
  04/20/26
theyre too far behind everyone now
Contagious Charcoal Partner Home
  04/20/26
They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS...
Nighttime Factory Reset Button
  04/20/26
Replaced by Temu CEO
Deranged disturbing point
  04/20/26
why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec t...
Thriller tripping station crotch
  04/20/26
actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO...
Thriller tripping station crotch
  04/20/26
Is this how AI talks to retards?
Turquoise racy dragon den
  04/20/26
yes
violent pungent hell
  04/21/26
Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Micr...
Kink-friendly jew dilemma
  04/20/26
Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products a...
Lascivious Scarlet Prole Nursing Home
  04/20/26
My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer
Salmon pistol sandwich
  04/20/26
yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like...
Thriller tripping station crotch
  04/20/26
I will flush my iphone the day this happens
Contagious Charcoal Partner Home
  04/20/26
There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.
Slate Double Fault Dog Poop
  04/20/26
Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli ...
Translucent big whorehouse party of the first part
  04/21/26
jews: not another goy!
laughsome kitty famous landscape painting
  04/20/26
They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GP...
Clear sick principal's office dopamine
  04/20/26
the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their softw...
Cerebral crawly meetinghouse
  04/20/26
llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia...
Clear sick principal's office dopamine
  04/20/26
Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo
charismatic demanding toilet seat locus
  04/20/26
(Apple's new CEO)
Clear sick principal's office dopamine
  04/20/26
The did before the SoC transition iirc
Cerebral crawly meetinghouse
  04/21/26
Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc i...
charismatic demanding toilet seat locus
  04/21/26
New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face
insanely creepy gas station electric furnace
  04/21/26
Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Ind...
charismatic demanding toilet seat locus
  04/21/26
While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5...
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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Salmon pistol sandwich



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: irradiated dark main people

tim apple

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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: claret chad



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Lascivious Scarlet Prole Nursing Home



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: vivacious dead institution



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: sadistic cocky national security agency location

Ran here

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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Salmon pistol sandwich

cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard

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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Tan Floppy Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Slate Double Fault Dog Poop

I choose now to live my life as a straight man.

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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: odious slimy really tough guy



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly jew dilemma

i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse versions every year of the products Steve Jobs left them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830010)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Well-lubricated Ratface



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Nighttime Factory Reset Button

They're going to pivot to an AI company

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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Contagious Charcoal Partner Home

theyre too far behind everyone now

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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Nighttime Factory Reset Button

They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS devices going forward. They're already ahead of everyone in the HW space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830142)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Deranged disturbing point

Replaced by Temu CEO

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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Thriller tripping station crotch

why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec teams Ive seen, its veddy veddy suspect, I bet 20-30% of their tech workforce is TURD but why no TURD ON TOP, Auntie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830118)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Thriller tripping station crotch

actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO? apple RACISSSS whrs al sharpatani

Yes — **both are of Indian origin**, but with slightly different backgrounds.

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## 👤 Sabih Khan

* **Yes — clearly Indian-origin**

* Born in **Moradabad, India** ([Wikipedia][1])

* Later moved abroad (Singapore → U.S.)

* Now Chief Operating Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-born → Indian-origin American executive

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## 👤 Kevan Parekh

* **Also Indian-origin**

* From an **Indian-American family** ([Wikipedia][2])

* Born/raised in the U.S.

* Now Chief Financial Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-origin → but American-born

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# 🧠 Simple distinction

| Person | Background |

| ------------ | ---------------------------- |

| Sabih Khan | Born in India → moved abroad |

| Kevan Parekh | Indian-origin → U.S.-born |

---

# 💡 Bottom line

Yes—**both are Indian-origin executives at Apple**, and they’re actually two of the highest-ranking leaders (COO + CFO).

[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabih_Khan?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Sabih Khan"

[2]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevan_Parekh?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Kevan Parekh"



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Turquoise racy dragon den

Is this how AI talks to retards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830814)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: violent pungent hell

yes

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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Kink-friendly jew dilemma

Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Microsoft.

Completely different type of turd fetish going on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830127)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Lascivious Scarlet Prole Nursing Home

Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products are barely usable. YouTube is shit too now.

Shocked Amazon is not turd-run for how rapacious they have becum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830184)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Salmon pistol sandwich

My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830270)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Thriller tripping station crotch

yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like a birdshit ceo wld?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830294)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Contagious Charcoal Partner Home

I will flush my iphone the day this happens

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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Slate Double Fault Dog Poop

There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830835)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: Translucent big whorehouse party of the first part

Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli Baba[53] at his Kainchi ashram with his Reed College friend and eventual Apple employee Daniel Kottke, searching for spiritual teachings. When they got to the Neem Karoli ashram, it was almost deserted because Neem Karoli Baba had died in September 1973. Then, they made a long trek up a dry riverbed to an ashram of Haidakhan Babaji.[49]

After seven months, Jobs left India[54] and returned to the US ahead of Daniel Kottke.[49] Jobs had changed his appearance; his head was shaved, and he wore traditional Indian clothing.[55][56]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49831483)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: laughsome kitty famous landscape painting

jews: not another goy!

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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Clear sick principal's office dopamine

They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GPUs that can't handle agentic workflows. 5t/s won't cut it when your agent needs 30k tokens to message you on Telegram

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830279)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly meetinghouse

the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their software eco/dev support is weaker than CUDA. Hardly anything is optimized for Metal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830314)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Clear sick principal's office dopamine

llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49830318)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: charismatic demanding toilet seat locus

Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo

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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Clear sick principal's office dopamine

(Apple's new CEO)

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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:28 AM
Author: Cerebral crawly meetinghouse

The did before the SoC transition iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49831425)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: charismatic demanding toilet seat locus

Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc it’s Xbox-like haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49831502)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: insanely creepy gas station electric furnace

New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49831438)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: charismatic demanding toilet seat locus

Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Indian they must be considering phenotype explicitly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744",#49831505)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: charismatic demanding toilet seat locus

While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5]

Jockgineer

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