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Hypo: $750k to eat only pizza for 4 years.
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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:54 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter Starting right now, if you eat nothing but pizza for the next 4 years, you will get $750k, tax free, at the end of the 4 years.
Are you in?
Details: You must procure your own pizza.
The pizza you eat must be generally what we think of in the US as pizza. So, e.g., no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever. You can't have dough with chocolate and ice cream on top if you want some chocolatey dessert.
You must eat evenly from each slice. So, e.g., if you're sick of cheese, you can't just pick off and eat only the pepperoni, discarding the rest.
You can't drink smoothies, milk shakes, protein powder drinks, and meal replacement-type drinks. Beyond that, you can drink whatever you want. |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: Supple Jew Lay Fuck off with the "no salad on top" bullshit. Tons of places include arugula and other shit like that
And fuck right off with the idea, the utterance even, of "being sick of cheese" at any point...you sound like a sick pizza terrorist
You didn't clearly say one has to eat all the crust, so hell yes, what's the downside? |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:42 AM Author: Racy sweet tailpipe can i have spinach and bell peppers as a topping? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694203) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:20 PM Author: Thirsty National Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49695446) |
Date: February 24th, 2026 2:55 PM Author: burgundy corn cake stag film ive done this in UG
can easily do it, not much of a sweet tooth |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:02 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter Are you in? There's a difference between "eating a lot of pizza" and eating nothing but pizza for 4 straight years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692061) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: burgundy corn cake stag film i worked at a pizza place all in ug and i had no money so stole pizza every single day the days i didnt work (rare) i didnt eat |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:06 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter ljl
What percent of your non-liquid calories those years came from pizza? |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM Author: burgundy corn cake stag film its literally all i ate, maybe every now and then id steal a cookie or brownie, but like once a month tops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692188) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:10 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter Do you look back on that fondly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692373) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: burgundy corn cake stag film i mean it was a boutique place so everything was fresh
it was very good pizza |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter Those were the salad days. Or, the pizza days, depending on how you look at it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692389) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: jet swashbuckling brunch >no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever
Taco pizza is a thing
>You can't have dough with chocolate
Dessert pizza is a thing |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:12 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter My are country relatives make "veggie pizza" for gatherings. It's canned dough with cream cheese and a few dried out pieces of broccoli or carrot on top. I think they put it out because they think it's good to get some vegatables, but it's gotta be ridiculously unhealthy.
Anyway, for purposes of this hypo, that sort of "veggie pizza" and dessert pizza and taco pizza are all out. Standard pizzas only. Are you in? |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:19 PM Author: Violet Volcanic Crater there are plenty of weirdo pizza places that make vegan and veggie pizza. if it's a pizza place and they're calling it pizza then it should count otherwise the whole thing becomes confusing.
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter Standard pizzas only. Otherwise you could find (or make) any sort of pizza you want, then it's not much of a challenge at all.
People generally have a fine sense of what counts as a regular, US, standard pizza. Those are what you can eat. |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: jet swashbuckling brunch I bet next you'll tell me I can't throw some eggs on top and have a breakfast pizza.
Fuck you, I'm out |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter That's precisely what I'm telling you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692124) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: insanely creepy bearded space are fiber supplements allowed? what happens if i chicken out after a year if my heart is about to explode or whatever? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692071) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter Fiber supplements: No. But, you could have prune juice or apple juice or whatever.
You can quit any time you'd like. You won't get paid, however, unless you complete the whole challenge. You'll always have the memories, though. |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: insanely creepy bearded space If I can quit anytime I like fuck yeah. Free 750k. Just get frequent checkups (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692232) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter 180. But, what's a check up going to do? Tell you your fraud "cholesterol" is through the roof after 12 months? Then what? Better to slide and let do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692376) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: insanely creepy bearded space Sure. That or a calcium scan or monitoring for diabeetus or whatever the fuck can happen when you eat straight garbage for a year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692380) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:18 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter I think the real problem is how easy it is to eat excessive calories, assuming you avod high-preservative, low quality, mass market pizza. High quality fresh dough, cheese, and tomato sauce limited to 2000 calories a day or less--plus some peppers and meat on top--is probably a healthier diet than 95% of Americans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692395) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:45 AM Author: Racy sweet tailpipe if prune juice is allowed, then this is a really easy yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694207) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:51 AM Author: Costumed Mind-boggling Center Pozpig one of the odder posts to come out of xo in recent memory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694220) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: translucent karate toaster i like pizza but this sounds awful, i'm out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692083) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter $750k is a lot of dough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692097) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: translucent karate toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692110) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:11 PM Author: Violet Volcanic Crater sign me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692084) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter 180
What's your strategy? |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:17 PM Author: Violet Volcanic Crater eat pizza. get creative with it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692103) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:12 PM Author: insanely creepy bearded space Put pizza in vagine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692234) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:31 PM Author: Violet Volcanic Crater this hypo is easy as fuck btw. it actually becomes challenging if all you can drink is water, miller lite, and diet coke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694942) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy theater Had a roommate in college who did this, he wouldn't even refrigerate the pizza he just left it on the counter. Never saw him eat anything else. Thin tall dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692105) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter Where is he now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692125) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:48 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy theater Some corporate gig w/ TaylorMade last I heard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692172) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter Sounds like a sweet gig. I had a friend in UG who liked to imbibe. He moved to Colorado and got a corporate gig with Coors. If you are going to work a white collar job, that doesn't sound like a bad way to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692379) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM Author: Contagious ticket booth filthpig this is easy:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-man-has-survived-on-pizza-alone-for-25-years/
this guy ate pizza for 25 yrs and he buys shit |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:00 PM Author: burgundy corn cake stag film this guy hates vegetables
always this kind of guy that does it
fucking child
Can I ask what you have been talking about with your therapist? They’ve helped me uncover some things that I always knew but never realized the significance of. Like when I was four or five, we lived in the backwoods of North Carolina, where I went to daycare in Ms. Stanfill’s home. She would try to feed all of us Brunswick stew every day, which is not something you would ever feed a five-year-old. It’s either chicken, pork, or rabbit with beef and okra, lima beans, corn, potatoes, and tomatoes. I would protest and try to run away, but she would grab me. I can’t remember whether she would beat me or spank me, but I know that she would throw me in a closet as my punishment for not eating the stew. I would sit in there crying and screaming for a couple hours until my mom came to pick me up. |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: insanely creepy bearded space When I first got diabetes tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692235) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: Violet Volcanic Crater you seem jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692378) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter This guy is a hero charting his own course: "Beyond the fact that his diet is completely horrifying, he also has diabetes and frequently gets low blood sugar. When his blood sugar dips into the danger zone, it sometimes results in his blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him. There was that one time he bought a new car and then blacked out on the drive home." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692387) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:29 PM Author: Contagious ticket booth filthpig blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692427) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: Plum laser beams irl lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694095) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692416) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: fuchsia stead Good hypo. Would have been an ecstatic yes 10 years ago. Now, don't think so. Good and varied food is too big a part of my enjoyment of life now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692386) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter Why not? Pizza is delicious, there are plenty of toppings and styles you can mix it up with, and three years isn't that long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692398) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:20 PM Author: fuchsia stead I'm only in the mood for salty food part of the time. Some of the time the thought of it is repulsive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692401) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter You don't have to eat the pizza. You just can't eat anything else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692421) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM Author: comical locale will you accept a check? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692390) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter LJL. Only local checks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692399) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:19 PM Author: Deep soul-stirring heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694929) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: Cordovan spectacular kitty cat No smoothies or protein drinks? I'm out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692417) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter Why? You can get vitamins from juice. And you can go way more than enough protein from meat and cheese on the pizza. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692420) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:28 PM Author: Cordovan spectacular kitty cat Can i make my own pizza from scratch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692425) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:43 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter Absolutely. Subject, of course, to the requirement that you can't stray from what would be considered within the realm of a normal pizza in the US. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692475) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:00 PM Author: Cordovan spectacular kitty cat Ok, im in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692500) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: jet swashbuckling brunch He's gonna take away your $750k if you use the wrong cheese (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692515) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:27 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter I support my xo bros and I want them to succeed and get in everywhere they apply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692560) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:00 PM Author: splenetic free-loading base What a fucking retarded question please kill urself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692612) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:02 PM Author: burgundy corn cake stag film rude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692617) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:05 PM Author: splenetic free-loading base No offense intended (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692621) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: Cordovan spectacular kitty cat How so? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694254) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:00 PM Author: splenetic free-loading base No but thanks anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692615) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:21 PM Author: scarlet disrespectful dilemma liquid oxygen Yes. I’d do this. I’d get a pizza once a week and drop 200 lbs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692658) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: insanely creepy bearded space You could do that right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49693928) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: salmon laughsome university You can probably avoid the health issues if you just make your own pizza with ingredients that you pick. Not sure how expensive that ends up being though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692719) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:27 AM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter CR. And it's likely no more than the average American spends on food anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49693910) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:04 PM Author: Motley beta candlestick maker Not hard to make pizza healthy with various meats and vegetables (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692754) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:06 PM Author: bearded useless field Yes. I'd get a really good pizza oven and start cranking out breakfast pizzas & really varied pizzas (sweet, savory, lots of different bases/cheese blends, etc.) every day. It'd be easy and reasonably healthy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49692762) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:31 AM Author: insanely creepy bearded space Nigga those arent "pizzas" you can't slap random ingredients on a circle and call it a pizza. OP clearly means red blooded American pizzas with a cheese and tomato sauce base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49693932) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:34 AM Author: Costumed Mind-boggling Center Pozpig cr i eat pizza with tomato and arugula but he seems to expressly exclude this in favor of 3 xl meat lovers pizza from pizza hut a day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49693939) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:36 AM Author: insanely creepy bearded space People itt are OUTRAGED you can't throw a BLT or scrambled eggs on some circle bread and call it a "pizza" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49693945) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:44 AM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter CR. People go to law school because their aunt told them they were good at arguing, then they come in here and try to fight the hypo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49693960) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:48 AM Author: Costumed Mind-boggling Center Pozpig lol the hypo was posited by some kid in Jonesboro who dreams of visiting Little Rock one day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49693972) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:49 AM Author: insanely creepy bearded space Hello saar how could you reject my chicken vindaloo on naan as not being a pizza saar that is veddy culturally insensitive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49693976) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:46 AM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter A pizza with a couple arugula leaves and a couple slices of prosciutto is within the bounds of normal pizza for purposes of the hypo. Loading up a piece of bread with an arugula salad on top is not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49693969) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: bearded useless field what about a white pizza? what if you want a scrambled egg pizza with a hot sauce base and cheddar cheese? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694075) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: insanely creepy bearded space Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694092) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter White pizza is fine
Pizza with egg or a "hot sauce base" are ljl no. A little hot sauce on the pizza or experimenting with a little cheddar in the cheese blend are OK. |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:37 AM Author: bearded useless field what about a bbq chicken pizza? by custom, like a white pizza, it uses a different base: barbecue sauce. It's barbecue sauce, 4 cheese blend, bbq chicken, and red onion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694187) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: insanely creepy bearded space You're banned from this thread. You clearly don't have what it takes to earn the 750k. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694200) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:42 AM Author: bearded useless field it's not my fault it's a lazy hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694202) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: insanely creepy bearded space (guy who can't live without faggy "pizza"s losing out on his 750k to chads happy willing to eat God's Own Pepperoni Pizza every day for years) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694205) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Racy sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694239) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:08 PM Author: Supple Jew Lay You're an idiot for signing on to the equivalent of an Alabama redneck trying to define pizza. I'm embarrassed for you by all the nonsense you're saying ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694905) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: insanely creepy bearded space "I can't, my faggy pizzas!"
Grow some fucking balls and eat a Made in America slice of Pepperoni Pizza you lisping coastal elite. |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Supple Jew Lay Or try traveling and see what is considered pizza in places like, oh, I dunno, fucking Italy, you dumb redneck piece of garbage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49696283) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: insanely creepy bearded space This thread is the gold standard for how xo is a huge fucking fraud when it comes to everyone here trying to portray themselves as Simple Honest MAGA Proles. Bunch of fancy faggots who can't eat a slice of pep every day for years for 750k. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49696353) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:52 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy theater Btw last time I ate pizza was like 2 years ago I had spent all day skiing and came home with a 6 pack of beer and a large pie and settled down to watch the Afc Championship game and after a few slices I got a high heart rate warning from my apple watch I'm a very fit guy I think pizza has too much salt idk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694224) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:02 PM Author: Supple Jew Lay I made homemade pizza last night. Was 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694241) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: beady-eyed jet-lagged faggot firefighter So you're in, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694270) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:10 PM Author: Deep soul-stirring heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49695412) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: mentally impaired institution I’m confident that homemade pizza with no-filler dough, real tomatoes, real cheese, peppers, broccoli, good chicken or ground beef is healthier than what I eat on the average day or a typical American diet. I also would not tire of pizza. Easy yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49695077) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:35 PM Author: Deep soul-stirring heaven 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49695512) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:03 AM Author: Costumed Mind-boggling Center Pozpig stop putting chicken on pizza you absolute pyschopaths are you californian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49696300) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: Deep soul-stirring heaven Been too long since I've been to California Pizza Kitchen, tyvmft subliminal reminder (ironically I've never had chicken on pizza but have always liked their location near Old Town Pasadena for whatever reason) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49696307) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:10 AM Author: Costumed Mind-boggling Center Pozpig i think of CPK every time I read one of tsinah's bizarre ass menu items (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49696317) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:16 AM Author: Deep soul-stirring heaven ZOZO and IRL meeting in ethereal transcendence like Michelangelo's Creation of Adam / Rachmiel's Creation of Autoadmit
For me it's Chipotle and thinking of how fortunate I am to afford guacamole EVERY time, lmao |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: mentally impaired institution I love pep pizza or a classic margarita, but to survive the year I’m going to need some lean protein. NYC slice places widely sell chicken pizza; it is now part of the canon. Deal with it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49697113) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: Deep soul-stirring heaven I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49697473) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: Deep soul-stirring heaven it is now part of the canon tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49697477) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:18 AM Author: frisky offensive trailer park stain op, you hypo is poor at best. please go back and review your criteria, method, outcome and incentive. I would maybe eat pizza for 4 months for that reward, but what you have suggested is, I mean, COME ON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49696337) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Deep soul-stirring heaven Dare I say...
tp? |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Deep soul-stirring heaven Enjoying this poast-moniker synergy FWIW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49696382) |