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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
blue faggotry
  08/21/26
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Buck-toothed abnormal corner puppy
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"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
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duck-like ultramarine queen of the night theater
  08/21/26
let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
Crusty Carmine Internal Respiration
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Filthy Twinkling Hospital
  08/21/26
sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
self-absorbed amber spot half-breed
  08/21/26
Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
federal kitchen
  08/21/26
damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
Appetizing Sneaky Criminal
  08/21/26
i was thinking kids in the hall. http://www.youtube.com/...
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: blue faggotry

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: spruce nursing home gay wizard

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Buck-toothed abnormal corner puppy



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: gaped french prole friendly grandma

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: duck-like ultramarine queen of the night theater



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Crusty Carmine Internal Respiration

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Filthy Twinkling Hospital



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: self-absorbed amber spot half-breed

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: federal kitchen

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Appetizing Sneaky Criminal

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Crusty Carmine Internal Respiration

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

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