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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Bearded hot sanctuary

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: crusty nursing home sneaky criminal

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Insecure round eye heaven

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Dark base puppy

"You've reached the..."

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Beady-eyed milk

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed milk

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: dull cracking crackhouse



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Alcoholic Crotch

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: diverse background story goal in life

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: electric patrolman pit

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Disgusting Effete Windowlicker Candlestick Maker

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: diverse background story goal in life

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: vivacious point

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Magical histrionic water buffalo



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Chestnut National Security Agency Marketing Idea

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: vivacious point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vivacious point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Laughsome free-loading boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Rose thriller degenerate clown

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Rose thriller degenerate clown

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Rose thriller degenerate clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Rose thriller degenerate clown

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: talented menage pistol



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed milk



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: bronze brunch

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: bronze brunch

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: bronze brunch

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location

🤔🧐😋

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: aqua adventurous skinny woman party of the first part

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: lascivious orchid location



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



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