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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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  08/03/21
our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Strong thread/moniker synergy
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Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib
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Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
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Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
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o it's clear brother.
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  03/01/26
i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan
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things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: silver legal warrant

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Stimulating partner



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Curious Nibblets Kitchen

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: boyish school telephone

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: khaki hateful property



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: boyish school telephone



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Dashing gaping pisswyrm



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: bull headed hyperventilating community account



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Shimmering frisky heaven

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Shimmering frisky heaven

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: dark nursing home boiling water



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Primrose party of the first part corn cake



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Odious sinister rigpig

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Topaz impertinent goyim

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: multi-colored forum

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: adulterous foreskin base

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Topaz impertinent goyim

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Clear Regret

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Stimulating partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Well-lubricated aphrodisiac love of her life

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Clear Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Clear Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: copper faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: contagious people who are hurt

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: contagious people who are hurt

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: contagious people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: contagious people who are hurt

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: fear-inspiring house-broken mediation menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Shimmering frisky heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: saffron effete double fault twinkling uncleanness

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: saffron effete double fault twinkling uncleanness

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: saffron effete double fault twinkling uncleanness

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Lilac Police Squad

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Violent Hyperactive Bawdyhouse Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49743659)