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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Know-it-all School Cafeteria

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: ruddy french personal credit line whorehouse



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: disrespectful principal's office

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Lilac piazza therapy

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Galvanic abode

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Galvanic abode



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: splenetic charismatic dilemma stain



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: light messiness

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: light messiness

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: wonderful bearded sanctuary genital piercing



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: fluffy cuckoldry



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Obsidian odious factory reset button

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Crusty passionate corner

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: claret pisswyrm resort

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Mahogany field depressive

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Crusty passionate corner

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: federal fanboi brunch

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: ruddy french personal credit line whorehouse



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Floppy trailer park really tough guy

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: federal fanboi brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: federal fanboi brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: crawly awkward cruise ship double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Cream Address

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Cream Address

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Cream Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Cream Address

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: vigorous green gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: light messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: flushed curious dysfunction

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: flushed curious dysfunction

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: flushed curious dysfunction

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: buff contagious affirmative action

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



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