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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Amber Heaven

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac generalized bond dysfunction



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: dashing massive telephone

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Ocher plaza blood rage

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Talented seedy partner party of the first part

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: passionate national



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Talented seedy partner party of the first part



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican

!!!

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Umber Jew Pit



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: snowy bawdyhouse tank



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: exhilarant fortuitous meteor

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: exhilarant fortuitous meteor

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: ungodly electric boistinker useless brakes



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Market



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Hyperventilating big headpube

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Stimulating dead church building feces

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42969770)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: curious copper round eye

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: vigorous church

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Stimulating dead church building feces

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Blathering cerebral foreskin idea he suggested

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac generalized bond dysfunction



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: aqua base sandwich

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Blathering cerebral foreskin idea he suggested



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Blathering cerebral foreskin idea he suggested



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling sweet tailpipe dog poop



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Spectacular Wine Boiling Water Antidepressant Drug

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican

Okay, I lol'd

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Spectacular Wine Boiling Water Antidepressant Drug

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Spectacular Wine Boiling Water Antidepressant Drug



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Spectacular Wine Boiling Water Antidepressant Drug

o it's clear brother.



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: misunderstood wonderful box office ape



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: exhilarant fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman site

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman site

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman site

🌌📚⏳️

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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican

🤔🧐😋

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered hissy fit theatre

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Transparent Mexican



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



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