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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:26 PM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I’m out here at night splitting wood, splitting atoms, giving thanks, breathing life into creation with a maul and a wedge and nothing but brute strength https://imgur.com/a/rfjhy6s |
Date: February 10th, 2026 9:30 PM Author: jeetvacation@gmail.com If you burn wood and you live in a dense neighborhood like that, you're a massive asshole. It's not 1950, we know now that it's exceptionally unhealthy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49662218) |
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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:32 PM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Brother, I live in New Jersey, the state of GO FUCK YOURSELF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49662221) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: rubberneck where is all of the snow? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49663215) |
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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:38 PM Author: full-time AI slop consumer , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49662231) |
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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:54 PM Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this He's not burning leaves or garbage. Burning wood is 1800000 fuck libs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49662382) |
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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:41 PM Author: some on social media Almost none of that wood is split (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49662238) |
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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:48 PM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I will split you right in half you asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49662245) |
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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:52 PM Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this And it's stacked in the most retarded way possible.
Disco a fat lying retard yet again |
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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:53 PM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) How would YOU have stacked that wood, friend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49662381) |
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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:01 PM Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this Split those huge logs Separate pile for the smaller stuff Exthperth recommend alternating the rows 90 degrees to encourage airflow but I never bother with that, I just don't stack super tight and let air do what it do But ur sloppy pyramid shows you started with a semblance of organization then got lazy and started tossing pieces on top aka the story of ur life: beginning a task in earnest, rapidly getting shittier, and quitting while blaming an obesity-related ailment |
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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:31 PM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I am splitting logs every day. I will cycle back through this section. There is oh so much to split. You haven’t seen the other half of the pile on the other side of the yard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49662479) |
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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:50 PM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) My elbow is screaming with pain, I cannot split anymore tonight. Fuck! Fuck! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49662248) |
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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:01 PM Author: Wes Scantlin My guy you seem to have made a pyre rather than a usable wood pile.
On the plus side you’re set for a sick bonfire. |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) it's all so wet it will just create a huge cloud of smoke, it won't generate any actual flames he needs to split it properly, stack it properly, let it dry out for a year or two, and only THEN use it |
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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:03 PM Author: norwood ultra did u split the wood by sitting on it or what lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49662400) |
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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:29 PM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Brother, I transferred my entire life force, down through my arms, into the maul, and thundered down with all my might to split these logs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49662475) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Slime Wall Climber I grew up in the log woods of the Deep South. I love to split wood. I was in charge of building the fire growing up, and our house didn't have central air/heat.
I had this special technique where I would gather rich pine/lighter pine/fat wood. I'd split that with an ax. Then I'd take the little sticks of it and break them with my hands over the top of the ax handle with the ax standing up. Think the motion where you break a stick over your knee. This would produce 2 splintery ends on the rich pine. They ignite instantly and fast.
So I'd pile a few of the splintery rich pine in the fireplace, and layer thin sticks of regular dried pine on top. When it got going, I'd stack in the oak and other hardwood like sweetgum. I'd have that thing heated up in no time. |