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Date: August 8th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant Home Elastic Band

lol, the nsa joined an al qaeda con call and thats how they found out about the yemen threat

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/07/al-qaeda-conference-call-intercepted-by-u-s-officials-sparked-alerts.html

It wasn’t just any terrorist message that triggered U.S. terror alerts and embassy closures—but a conference call of more than 20 far-flung al Qaeda operatives, Eli Lake and Josh Rogin report.

The crucial intercept that prompted the U.S. government to close embassies in 22 countries was a conference call between al Qaeda’s senior leaders and representatives of several of the group’s affiliates throughout the region.

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This file image from video the AP obtained Feb. 12, 2012, from the SITE Intel Group, an American private terrorist threat analysis company, shows al-Qaeda's leader Ayman al-Zawahiri in a web posting by al-Qaeda's media arm, as-Sahab.

The intercept provided the U.S. intelligence community with a rare glimpse into how al Qaeda’s leader, Ayman al-Zawahiri, manages a global organization that includes affiliates in Africa, the Middle East, and southwest and southeast Asia.

Several news outlets reported Monday on an intercepted communication last week between Zawahiri and Nasser al-Wuhayshi, the leader of al Qaeda’s affiliate based in Yemen. But The Daily Beast has learned that the discussion between the two al Qaeda leaders happened in a conference call that included the leaders or representatives of the top leadership of al Qaeda and its affiliates calling in from different locations, according to three U.S. officials familiar with the intelligence. All told, said one U.S. intelligence official, more than 20 al Qaeda operatives were on the call.

To be sure, the CIA had been tracking the threat posed by Wuhayshi for months. An earlier communication between Zawahiri and Wuhayshi delivered through a courier was picked up last month, according to three U.S. intelligence officials. But the conference call provided a new sense of urgency for the U.S. government, the sources said.

Al Qaeda members included representatives or leaders from Nigeria’s Boko Haram, the Pakistani Taliban, al Qaeda in Iraq, al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb, and more obscure al Qaeda affiliates such as the Uzbekistan branch. Also on the call were representatives of aspiring al Qaeda affiliates such as al Qaeda in the Sinai Peninsula, according to a U.S. intelligence official. The presence of aspiring al Qaeda affiliates operating in the Sinai was one reason the State Department closed the U.S. Embassy in Tel Aviv, according to one U.S. intelligence official. “These guys already proved they could hit Eilat. It’s not out of the range of possibilities that they could hit us in Tel Aviv,” the official said.

Al Qaeda leaders had assumed the conference calls, which give Zawahiri the ability to manage his organization from a remote location, were secure. But leaks about the original intercepts have likely exposed the operation that allowed the U.S. intelligence community to listen in on the al Qaeda board meetings.

On Tuesday's "Tonight Show," President Obama addressed the al Qaeda terrorist threat, saying it is "significant enough that we're taking every precaution."

“This was like a meeting of the Legion of Doom.”

“This was like a meeting of the Legion of Doom,” one U.S. intelligence officer told The Daily Beast, referring to the coalition of villains featured in the Saturday morning cartoon Super Friends. The official said Zawahiri announced to the broader organization during the meeting that Wuhayshi had been promoted to “Ma’sul al-Amm,” an Arabic term that roughly translates as “general manager.” The promotion effectively gave the leader of al Qaeda’s affiliate in Yemen operational control of al Qaeda’s many affiliates throughout the Muslim world, the official said, a key factor that led the State Department to close embassies, missions, and consulates throughout the region. “All you need to do is look at that list of places we shut down to get a sense of who was on the phone call,” the official said.

Also during the meeting, the various al Qaeda leaders discussed in vague terms plans for a pending attack and mentioned that a team or teams were already in place for such an attack. For some leading members of Congress, the revelation that al Qaeda’s leadership in Pakistan is actively managing and directing the operations of several affiliates directly refutes the Obama administration’s repeated assertion that the leadership of the core of the group has been decimated by American drone strikes and special operations forces while the affiliate groups have been strengthened.

“This may punch a sizable hole in the theory that al Qaeda is on the run,” Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) told The Daily Beast on Tuesday.

During the 2012 presidential campaign, Obama often said that his administration’s actions put al Qaeda “on its heels,” although he later amended that claim to specify that he was referring to al Qaeda’s core leadership in Afghanistan and Pakistan. The administration continued to make that argument Monday.

“We’ve been clear that we have made a great deal of success against al Qaeda core in Afghanistan and Pakistan, that we have taken a number of steps to really decimate that group’s leadership, including, of course, most importantly, Osama bin Laden,” said State Department deputy spokeswoman Marie Harf on Monday. “But at the same time, we’ve all made clear, from the president on down, that we remain very concerned about the affiliates, al Qaeda affiliates throughout the world. And in that—first on that list is always AQAP.”

McCain said not only are the affiliates gaining strength but also that the core al Qaeda leadership in Pakistan is showing resilience, as evidenced by this latest news.

“The core seems to be able to able to reconstitute itself. The core also seems to be able to coordinate and manage the affiliates,” he said. “There was a gross underestimation by this administration of al Qaeda’s overall ability to replenish itself.”

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Date: August 8th, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: topaz diverse tanning salon

*Beep*

Conference Leader: Hold on guys. I think we have another caller. Who just joined?

Umar: Hey Guys. Sorry, but Yosef can't be here right now. This is Umar. So, I will be filling in for him. (In other words, Umar knows nothing about what is going on or how to respond.)

Other call: JFC! Don't use your real name.



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: impertinent cobalt telephone



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: bearded volcanic crater



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: Irradiated step-uncle's house roommate

*al-Zawahiri angrily pantomimes "write this down" to a junior terrorist*

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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:16 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: supple pontificating degenerate



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:24 PM
Author: racy locale pozpig

OMG I'm dying.

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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:56 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm

al-Zalwahiri: Alright guys let's go ahead and get started. So first, I wanted...

*BEEP*

Operator: "<Silence>" "has joined the conference"

al-Zalwahiri: So I...

*BEEP*

Operator: "al-Wuhayshi" "has joined the conference"

al-Wuhayshi: Sorry I'm late guys

al-Wuhayshi: We had a child suicide-vest fitting run over. You know how that goes.

Mostafa: Heh heh, oh yea, that's for sure.

Gadahn: Ha, definitely.

al-Zalwahiri: Ok, so...

Mostafa: We had one of those yesterday. He was a bit of a chubby kid, so we had to call the Vest Support Solutions Group to try to find something bigger than the original unit, and you know how speedy those guys are.

al-Wuhayshi: Heh, heh. You don't need to tell me.

Gadahn: Ha, yea, definitely.

[Pause]

al-Umari: Hey guys, I have a conflict at 3, so I'm going to have to drop off in about 30.

al-Zalwahiri: I'm sorry, who is that?

*BEEP*

Operator: "Rashad?" has joined the conference"

al-Umari: Oh, yea, this is Husayn, sorry. We have an armed conflict scheduled with another local tribe over a contested opium field at 3, so I'm going to have to drop off in 30.

al-Zalwahiri: I'm sorry, I'm embarrassed. Drawing a blank right now, been a long day. What did you say your name was?

al-Umari: Yes I'm sorry, this is Husayn Mohammed al-Umari, I'm sitting in for Ramadan Abdullah Mohammed Shallah. I believe he sent an email...

al-Zalwahiri: Oh yes, sorry about that. Well that's no problem. I don't think we're going to need the full hour anyway, I just wanted to do a quick touchbase on a few things.

Unknown: [loudly speaking to someone across the room in Arabic]

al-Zalwahiri: I'm getting some feedback over here, can you mute your line unless you're speaking to the group?

[Pause]

Unknown: [accidentally mashes some numbers on his satellite phone's touchpad]

*BEEP*

Operator: "Rashad?" has left the conference"

al-Zalwahiri: Ok, thanks, so let's go ahead and get started.

al-Zalwahiri: So as you guys know, since the post-Usama re-org, we've been having the problem of "too many goat herders and not enough goats" in our functional group. So we brought in a former ISI consultant to do that SWOT analysis. He's finally going to be presenting the results next Wednesday I believe.

Faouzi: Is that next Wednesday? I thought the email said it was next Friday.

al-Zalwahiri: Oh yes, thank you. Yea I'm looking at the Outlook invite now... and it looks like you pretty much all accepted, so that's good.

al-Munawar: Yea, I'm looking forward to that. We've really needed someone to "think outside the cave", to really "pull back the burka" if you will, and look to see where we can insert some synergies around here.

Faouzi: Totally agree. It's overdue. I'm going to sound like a broken "Call to Prayer" record here, but I feel like a lot of people have been throwing one another under the bus. We need to come together, figure out what our core-competencies are, and move from there.

al-Wuhayshi: Heh. In fact, it's time we start blowing UP some buses.

[Laughter across the group]

al-Zalwahiri: That's actually one of the main recommendations of the analysis. I've already read a draft copy. It's good stuff.

[Remnant, quieting laughter]

al-Zalwahiri: Yea, so the next thing I wanted...

Gadahn: Yea, definitely, I just feel like we need someone to think outside the cave on this.

Faouzi: Hopefully this consultant is going to be more on the ball than the last one we brought in.

[Awkward silence]

al-Munawar: Oh merciful Mohammed, let's not go there.

Gadahn: LOL, ha, yea, definitely....okay...

Mukmar: Didn't we have to behead him?

[Pause]

al-Zalwahiri: Right, so that brings me to the embassy initiative. Assad, do you have an update on that?

*Silence*

al-Zalwahiri: ... Assad, are you on the line?

[Pause]

Assad: Oh...

[Pause]

Assad: Woops.

Assad: Sorry I was on mute...

al-Zalwahiri: That's OK, go ahead...

Assad: Sure, so we're still trying to get operational with that project. A few road blocks have come up that we weren't expecting. So we're exploring some work-arounds.

al-Zalwahiri: Is your crew having some visa issues or something?

Assad: No, we're dealing with some literal roadblocks. They added some new ones in front of the embassy, some additional checkpoints too.

Assad: So we're exploring some work-arounds.

al-Zalwahiri: So are we not confident on the original "go-dead" date?

Assad: Let's table that conversation for now. I'm having a meeting with the local project manager later this evening, and I think that will be dependent on what he says.

al-Zalwahiri: Can you forward me the dial-in information for that call?

Assad: Sure. I'll go ahead and do that... right.. now.

[Pause]

Assad: OK, you should have it.

al-Zalwahiri: Great, thanks.

[An alarm begins blaring in the background]

al-Zalwahiri: Wait, hold on guys...

[Pause]

al-Zalwahiri: Brothers, I'm going to have to cut this short. They're doing a drone attack drill right now in our building.

Gadahn: Oh, man that sucks.

al-Munawar: Ahh, I hate those things. I really wish they would give some kind of notice.

al-Zalwahiri: Yea, sorry guys. Lets circle back on these items next week.

Faouzi: Just a heads up guys, I'm going to be on PTO next week, so I won't be able to make it.

al-Munawar: Yea I have a conflict also, our IED vendor is coming into town, and we're going to be in meetings all day.

al-Zalwahiri: Ok guys, well we'll make due. Thanks a lot everyone.

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Mostafa: You too.

Operator: "Faouzi" has left the conference"

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Assad: As-salamu alaykum...

*BEEP*

Operator: "...eft the conference"

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Operator: "-eft"

*BEEP*

Operator: "-ference."

*BEEP*

Romney: Congratulations!

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23802743)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Massive Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23802790)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: useless puce karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23802812)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Cocky spectacular national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23802816)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:14 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23802840)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:15 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23802846)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:17 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23802866)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:21 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23802884)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: Frum boistinker site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23802903)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:29 PM
Author: violet bespoke native national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23802939)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803051)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: pale hideous range background story

"We need someone to think "outside the cave" right now"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803082)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 6:35 AM
Author: Fuchsia digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#29517210)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: impertinent cobalt telephone

mia thamannun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803117)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Patrolman Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803180)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: bearded volcanic crater

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803192)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: Deranged Main People Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803291)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: chest-beating twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803326)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz institution

I lost it at "think outside the cave" and then shot cum out my nose on literal roadblocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803337)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: Gay hospital foreskin

LOL this so captures perfectly the spirit of the original thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803371)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803503)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: Cream market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803519)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803660)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803707)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803821)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803904)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:50 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803959)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:03 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23804049)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:07 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23804069)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23804164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Magenta Location Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23841674)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Fragrant black gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#33122376)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:10 PM
Author: Wine Vivacious Resort

AMAZING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23804100)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: big toilet seat bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23805568)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: big toilet seat bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23805565)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Magenta Location Really Tough Guy

This is actually fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23805606)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Motley casino pervert

literally started crying after reading "We need someone to think "outside the cave" right now"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23805617)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 5:55 AM
Author: Exhilarant Home Elastic Band

"al-Wuhayshi: It's time we start blowing UP some buses, instead of throwing each other beneath them. "

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23807027)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:51 AM
Author: ivory autistic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23807050)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: Pink flatulent pistol temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24112003)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:13 AM
Author: Blathering cuckoldry hairy legs

This is beyond 180, but you are now on some sort of NSA list, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23807036)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:32 AM
Author: Exciting haunting cruise ship associate

Poast of the year right here, gentlemen. Might as well give up now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23807044)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23807712)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: big toilet seat bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23841693)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Fragrant black gunner

you spent way too much time on this bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23815430)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed brethren

However much time he spent on it, it was well worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#28232966)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Brass vigorous becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#28233359)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: curious trump supporter

we should probably just close the board now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23831924)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: floppy house-broken school cafeteria party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23832262)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: Pink flatulent pistol temple

fantastic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24112001)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24112116)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: indigo base filthpig

lost it at literal roadblocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24112146)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24112151)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: Massive Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24652680)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: lascivious orchid love of her life garrison

fuck, I've seen this thread for months and never opened it.

1-fucking-80 work here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24652705)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#25130050)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Mint lay

http://makeameme.org/media/created/Damn-My-nigga.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#25130091)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:18 AM
Author: carmine 180 senate private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#26167014)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:27 AM
Author: coral university

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#26167066)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:19 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm

edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#26850967)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Smoky provocative area

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#26853331)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Massive Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#26856092)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: Adventurous point antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#27605573)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Duck-like copper police squad cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#27628269)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant Home Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#27628277)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed brethren

I can't believe I missed this before.

Talented, 180 work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#28232958)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Brass vigorous becky

I'm in tears

Romney: Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#28233357)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:46 PM
Author: maroon electric fat ankles electric furnace

Between this and the NBA thread for your best work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#28233394)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#28798523)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: appetizing public bath

Still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#29225253)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: boyish internal respiration

Brilliant. Lol'd so hard at the "actual roadblocks".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#29225293)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:47 AM
Author: Burgundy Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#31196780)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: twinkling set fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#31997813)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#32038488)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Fuchsia digit ratio

glad to see you back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#32038545)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Khaki pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#32617617)



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Date: July 3rd, 2017 4:45 PM
Author: vibrant nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#33697184)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: Seedy tripping abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#33794053)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Alcoholic spruce alpha legend

there aren't enough 180s in the world...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#35123497)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Heady harsh philosopher-king brunch

lmao holy shit. who was this before he went qmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#35123507)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Exhilarant Home Elastic Band

facemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#35123512)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cowardly church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#36894557)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: at-the-ready razzle-dazzle jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#39649049)



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Date: October 15th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: Comical jet ceo sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#41119807)



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: Marvelous citrine faggot firefighter

like fine wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#41870690)



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Date: August 1st, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: cordovan parlor weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#44949602)



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Date: August 11th, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: Brass vigorous becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#45001566)



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Date: August 11th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: Clear Passionate Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#45001618)



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Date: August 12th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: histrionic sepia sandwich potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#45002513)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: maroon electric fat ankles electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#48104573)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49773296)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Rough-skinned whorehouse double fault

"After the tone, please state your name, then press the pound key."

*BEEP*

"NSA MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS"

"NO DUDE WTF"

"It was on mute bro chill out"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803236)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm

lol.. i'm going to try this trick to freak out a co-worker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803276)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:03 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23803595)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: Magenta Location Really Tough Guy



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: well-lubricated principal's office mad cow disease



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: yellow titillating famous landscape painting



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Brass vigorous becky



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:47 PM
Author: maroon electric fat ankles electric furnace

LOL

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Date: February 25th, 2020 9:26 AM
Author: at-the-ready razzle-dazzle jew



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: lake turdskin

why hasn't obama droned zawahiri yet?

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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:53 PM
Author: claret aromatic community account kitchen

how convenient for the nsa...who leaked this story?

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Date: August 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: nighttime soul-stirring stage

titcr

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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:29 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:38 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: August 8th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: August 9th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:06 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: August 9th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: August 9th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: August 10th, 2013 3:50 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: August 10th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: poppy crotch stead

How can we forward this to some NSA/CIA bros?

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Date: August 10th, 2013 4:11 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm

why would you want to

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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: indigo base filthpig

NSA bros deserve lulz too, man. wtf are you some kind of communist

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Date: August 12th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: August 13th, 2013 3:47 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: August 13th, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: Wonderful dilemma windowlicker



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Date: August 13th, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: December 16th, 2013 1:10 PM
Author: big toilet seat bawdyhouse



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant Home Elastic Band



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: ivory autistic rigpig



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Wonderful dilemma windowlicker

sochi

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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: cracking chrome queen of the night sweet tailpipe

180

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Date: March 20th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: floppy house-broken school cafeteria party of the first part



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Date: March 20th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Fragrant black gunner



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: June 4th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant Home Elastic Band



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant Home Elastic Band



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:19 AM
Author: Fragrant black gunner



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:20 PM
Author: cracking chrome queen of the night sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Pink flatulent pistol temple



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant Home Elastic Band



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:38 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: December 16th, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: Adulterous ladyboy



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Date: December 17th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Seedy tripping abode



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Date: June 16th, 2015 11:16 AM
Author: Exciting haunting cruise ship associate

Bump for Nasser al-Wuhayshi

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-33143259

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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: Arousing frozen business firm



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Ocher swashbuckling property corn cake

have they removed his bio from the firm website yet?

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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Seedy tripping abode



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Date: June 24th, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant Home Elastic Band



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Date: November 26th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: cerebral crystalline dysfunction



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Date: March 1st, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cowardly church



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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Fuchsia digit ratio



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Date: October 24th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia digit ratio



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Fuchsia digit ratio



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Seedy tripping abode



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Date: October 6th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: Fuchsia digit ratio



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Date: January 31st, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cowardly church



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Date: March 9th, 2019 10:17 AM
Author: Disrespectful excitant prole



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Date: February 25th, 2020 8:51 AM
Author: appetizing public bath



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Date: July 29th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: Razzle giraffe house



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Date: August 24th, 2020 11:39 PM
Author: Razzle giraffe house



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Date: October 7th, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: Razzle giraffe house



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant Home Elastic Band



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac center people who are hurt



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: Marvelous citrine faggot firefighter



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Date: April 14th, 2021 8:50 PM
Author: Marvelous citrine faggot firefighter



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Date: August 1st, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: Exciting haunting cruise ship associate

"A Hellfire missile" has joined the meeting

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Date: August 5th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling narrow-minded voyeur

Ayman, I think you’re on mute? Is your screen froz—- um, I think we lost him. Maybe he’ll dial back on”

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Date: August 11th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: cordovan parlor weed whacker



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