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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/17/13
wow great point man
flickering twinkling fortuitous meteor
  11/17/13
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Swollen yellow new version spot
  02/09/14
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Abnormal box office associate
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
180 hilarious home main people
  03/24/26
like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu
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  03/24/26
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motley carmine turdskin university
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Appetizing stead multi-billionaire
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
lascivious crimson parlor
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Pink Vigorous Stag Film Karate
  11/18/13
tp
Azure liquid oxygen useless brakes
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Floppy High-end Mediation Market
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
anal goyim
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
motley carmine turdskin university
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
anal goyim
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
anal goyim
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Aromatic Costumed Crotch Kitchen
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
anal goyim
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
geriatric sick church
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Laughsome Lay
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
dashing silver office
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Electric milky telephone
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
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  04/07/16
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Out-of-control Emerald Faggotry
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
Ivory resort
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
vivacious indirect expression
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Indecent Shivering Gas Station
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
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  11/17/13
?
Bearded area
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Impressive Purple Location
  11/18/13
Well?
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  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Avocado offensive bawdyhouse hunting ground
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
vibrant smoky hell
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
motley carmine turdskin university
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Fishy Persian
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
narrow-minded quadroon
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
vibrant smoky hell
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
vibrant smoky hell
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
narrow-minded quadroon
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
anal goyim
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
vibrant smoky hell
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
anal goyim
  11/17/13
You're done here
Stimulating theater stage rigor
  11/19/13
(idiot)
anal goyim
  11/17/13
...
odious fighting messiness brethren
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
hot overrated organic girlfriend partner
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
odious fighting messiness brethren
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Laughsome Lay
  11/17/13
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anal goyim
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
odious fighting messiness brethren
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
blue nibblets senate
  11/17/13
only?
hot overrated organic girlfriend partner
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
anal goyim
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/17/13
...
anal goyim
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Domesticated temple sweet tailpipe
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
ungodly den
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
narrow-minded quadroon
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Insane boltzmann house
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
odious fighting messiness brethren
  11/17/13
lol
Insane boltzmann house
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
ungodly den
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
hot overrated organic girlfriend partner
  11/17/13
lmao.
Pink Vigorous Stag Film Karate
  11/18/13
cq
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Azure liquid oxygen useless brakes
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
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  11/18/13
Underrated
Fuchsia Ratface
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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tyft mental image
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  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
anal goyim
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
anal goyim
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
ungodly den
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
anal goyim
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
green sandwich
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
brilliant set foreskin
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
brilliant set foreskin
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
odious fighting messiness brethren
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
anal goyim
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Comical Rigpig Masturbator
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
anal goyim
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
anal goyim
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
anal goyim
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
anal goyim
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Comical Rigpig Masturbator
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
anal goyim
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Comical Rigpig Masturbator
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Comical Rigpig Masturbator
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
brilliant set foreskin
  11/17/13
LOL
anal goyim
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
brilliant set foreskin
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
brilliant set foreskin
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
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  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
Fishy Persian
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
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  11/17/13
really embarassing
Aqua spectacular keepsake machete
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
brilliant set foreskin
  11/17/13
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Fuchsia Ratface
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
hot overrated organic girlfriend partner
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/17/13
well executed flame
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  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
mewling digit ratio athletic conference
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
heady drunken roast beef
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
brilliant set foreskin
  11/17/13
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  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
dark greedy plaza
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
dark greedy plaza
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Swashbuckling puppy
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
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  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Swashbuckling puppy
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
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  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
khaki titillating national
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
Swashbuckling puppy
  11/18/13
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harsh exhilarant piazza private investor
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
irradiated hall
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Swashbuckling puppy
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Self-absorbed haunting range
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Impressive Purple Location
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
hairless arousing boistinker
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Abnormal box office associate
  11/19/13
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ty, brother.
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
mewling digit ratio athletic conference
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show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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cerebral apoplectic candlestick maker
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
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  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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Abnormal box office associate
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
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  12/22/14
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: flickering twinkling fortuitous meteor

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Swollen yellow new version spot



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: 180 hilarious home main people

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: 180 hilarious home main people

like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: 180 hilarious home main people



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: 180 hilarious home main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49769159)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: 180 hilarious home main people



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: motley carmine turdskin university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Appetizing stead multi-billionaire

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: lascivious crimson parlor

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Pink Vigorous Stag Film Karate

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Azure liquid oxygen useless brakes

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Floppy High-end Mediation Market

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: anal goyim

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: motley carmine turdskin university

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: anal goyim

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: anal goyim

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Aromatic Costumed Crotch Kitchen

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: anal goyim

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: geriatric sick church

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Laughsome Lay

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: dashing silver office

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Electric milky telephone

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal fragrant headpube

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Out-of-control Emerald Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Ivory resort

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: vivacious indirect expression

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Indecent Shivering Gas Station

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Cyan Antidepressant Drug

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Bearded area

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Impressive Purple Location

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac naked stock car base

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Avocado offensive bawdyhouse hunting ground

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: vibrant smoky hell

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: motley carmine turdskin university

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Fishy Persian

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded quadroon

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: vibrant smoky hell

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: vibrant smoky hell

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded quadroon

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: anal goyim

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: vibrant smoky hell

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: anal goyim

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Stimulating theater stage rigor

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: anal goyim

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: odious fighting messiness brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: hot overrated organic girlfriend partner

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: odious fighting messiness brethren

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Laughsome Lay

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: anal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: odious fighting messiness brethren

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: blue nibblets senate

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: hot overrated organic girlfriend partner

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: anal goyim

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: anal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Domesticated temple sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: ungodly den

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: narrow-minded quadroon

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Insane boltzmann house

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: odious fighting messiness brethren

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Insane boltzmann house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: ungodly den

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: hot overrated organic girlfriend partner

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Pink Vigorous Stag Film Karate

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: disgusting multi-colored locus

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Azure liquid oxygen useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: brilliant set foreskin

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Pink Vigorous Stag Film Karate

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: marvelous violent forum

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Judgmental orchestra pit giraffe

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Curious flirting dilemma

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: anal goyim

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: anal goyim

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: ungodly den

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: anal goyim

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: green sandwich

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: brilliant set foreskin

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: brilliant set foreskin

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: odious fighting messiness brethren

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: anal goyim

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Comical Rigpig Masturbator

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: anal goyim

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: anal goyim

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: anal goyim

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: anal goyim

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Comical Rigpig Masturbator

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: anal goyim

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Comical Rigpig Masturbator

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Comical Rigpig Masturbator

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: brilliant set foreskin

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: anal goyim

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: brilliant set foreskin

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: brilliant set foreskin

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: metal center

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Fishy Persian

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Erotic zippy indian lodge

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Aqua spectacular keepsake machete

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Thriller Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Lodge

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: brilliant set foreskin

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia Ratface

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: hot overrated organic girlfriend partner

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Violet theatre

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: mewling digit ratio athletic conference

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: heady drunken roast beef

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: pontificating prole ladyboy

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: brilliant set foreskin

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: seedy copper macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Self-absorbed haunting range

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Racy nudist stage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: seedy copper macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Hairraiser gay cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: dark greedy plaza

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: dark greedy plaza

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling puppy

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: exciting personal credit line crackhouse

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling puppy

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: khaki titillating national

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: khaki titillating national

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling puppy

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: harsh exhilarant piazza private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: irradiated hall

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling puppy

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Self-absorbed haunting range

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Impressive Purple Location

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Jade tanning salon incel

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: claret business firm halford

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring clear tank

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Domesticated temple sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: hairless arousing boistinker

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Territorial trip coldplay fan

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: mewling digit ratio athletic conference

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: amethyst boyish trump supporter jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired French Chef Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Unholy ruby address wagecucks

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: mewling digit ratio athletic conference

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: olive godawful factory reset button

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: cerebral apoplectic candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Big Sanctuary

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Abnormal box office associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Judgmental orchestra pit giraffe

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: talented newt

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Bateful step-uncle's house generalized bond

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle slippery abode gay wizard

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Judgmental orchestra pit giraffe

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Blathering state mother

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Cocky mood old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal fragrant headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Pearl tantric site round eye

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Puce school blood rage

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Sadistic Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal fragrant headpube

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: maroon charismatic station police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#37197656)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Abnormal box office associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#38290169)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#39243540)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#47457788)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#47457795)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#47457883)



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