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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
tell me
fiercely-loyal exciting house alpha
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
lol tyft
bearded brunch
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Vivacious candlestick maker
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Sick Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Maize vigorous jewess kitty cat
  05/12/15
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well-lubricated pit organic girlfriend
  05/12/15
so underrated
frozen cordovan corner
  01/19/16
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appetizing fortuitous meteor
  06/07/17
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Cerebral death wish
  03/31/18
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Emerald tanning salon
  07/18/18
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insecure masturbator point
  07/18/18
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adventurous plaza
  12/16/21
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heady casino degenerate
  02/16/23
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topaz parlor dysfunction
  12/11/24
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Fantasy-prone insanely creepy depressive crackhouse
  06/11/25
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plum bespoke church
  08/12/25
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Iridescent stag film
  08/12/25
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Fantasy-prone insanely creepy depressive crackhouse
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
violent range
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Know-it-all den toilet seat
  08/14/13
lmao
fiercely-loyal exciting house alpha
  05/12/15
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Jade self-absorbed digit ratio azn
  12/11/24
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topaz parlor dysfunction
  12/11/24
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Jade self-absorbed digit ratio azn
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
violent range
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Hideous brethren toaster
  08/14/13
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bearded brunch
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Soul-stirring senate
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Costumed field
  08/14/13
rofl
fiercely-loyal exciting house alpha
  08/14/13
180
adventurous plaza
  08/14/13
rofl
concupiscible spot
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
nudist odious location
  08/14/13
lol
unholy university idiot
  08/14/13
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ivory friendly grandma theatre
  08/14/13
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appetizing fortuitous meteor
  03/10/14
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Comical therapy boiling water
  03/24/21
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heady casino degenerate
  02/16/23
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plum bespoke church
  08/12/25
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Bateful flushed selfie hall
  08/14/13
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bearded brunch
  08/14/13
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Bateful flushed selfie hall
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Know-it-all den toilet seat
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Bateful flushed selfie hall
  08/14/13
best of thread
Costumed field
  08/14/13
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Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
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topaz parlor dysfunction
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
topaz parlor dysfunction
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
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bearded brunch
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
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bearded brunch
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
bearded brunch
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Costumed field
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
avocado alcoholic school milk
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Know-it-all den toilet seat
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Confused Menage
  08/14/13
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fiercely-loyal exciting house alpha
  08/14/13
180
overrated place of business stage
  08/14/13
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Milky abode gaming laptop
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ivory friendly grandma theatre
  08/15/13
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Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/17/13
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Maize vigorous jewess kitty cat
  01/19/16
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Cerebral death wish
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Confused Menage
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
lol
glittery demanding institution puppy
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Bateful flushed selfie hall
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Costumed field
  08/14/13
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Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Orange disgusting codepig jew
  08/14/13
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talking walnut police squad
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Bateful flushed selfie hall
  08/14/13
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hairraiser ape
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
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Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
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fear-inspiring stock car
  09/11/13
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fear-inspiring stock car
  02/16/23
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Comical therapy boiling water
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Costumed field
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
racy prole indian lodge
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Peach hospital
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Soul-stirring senate
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Soul-stirring senate
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Costumed field
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
adventurous plaza
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Sienna karate
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
glassy trailer park jap
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Peach hospital
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
racy prole indian lodge
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Costumed field
  08/14/13
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alcoholic boyish kitty
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Peach hospital
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Peach hospital
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Costumed field
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Peach hospital
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Peach hospital
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Peach hospital
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Costumed field
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Peach hospital
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Costumed field
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
bearded brunch
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
bearded brunch
  08/14/13
whatever
Costumed field
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
seedy ticket booth
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Bateful flushed selfie hall
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
lol
overrated place of business stage
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
180
adventurous plaza
  08/14/13
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Slap-happy Fishy Whorehouse
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Bateful flushed selfie hall
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
talented area voyeur
  08/14/13
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talented area voyeur
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
adventurous plaza
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Costumed field
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
adventurous plaza
  08/14/13
lol tyft
bearded brunch
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
bearded brunch
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
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Big drab macaca
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
overrated place of business stage
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Irradiated tan coffee pot
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
onyx son of senegal
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
adventurous plaza
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
adventurous plaza
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
adventurous plaza
  08/14/13
165
beta twinkling business firm
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
lmao
bearded brunch
  08/14/13
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alcoholic boyish kitty
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Navy motley shrine
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
underhanded telephone
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  08/14/13
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talented area voyeur
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
Pics?
Multi-colored scarlet public bath messiness
  08/14/13
link?
Jade self-absorbed digit ratio azn
  08/17/13
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fiercely-loyal exciting house alpha
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Disturbing lascivious love of her life
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
godawful white base
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Puce metal travel guidebook
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Citrine Dilemma
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Citrine Dilemma
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Citrine Dilemma
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Costumed field
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
azure excitant forum reading party
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Citrine Dilemma
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Aggressive bull headed set giraffe
  08/14/13
Underrated
beta twinkling business firm
  08/15/13
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appetizing fortuitous meteor
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
azure excitant forum reading party
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Aggressive bull headed set giraffe
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
180 church building pocket flask
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Fragrant Orchid Mediation Gas Station
  08/14/13
lol
unholy university idiot
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Fragrant Orchid Mediation Gas Station
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
unholy university idiot
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Fragrant Orchid Mediation Gas Station
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
azure excitant forum reading party
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
arousing mewling sanctuary dog poop
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
racy prole indian lodge
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
diverse magical tattoo
  08/14/13
180
Jet contagious background story
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
unholy university idiot
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
ivory friendly grandma theatre
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
unholy university idiot
  08/14/13
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Naked Trip Legal Warrant Dingle Berry
  08/14/13
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anal rough-skinned nursing home
  08/14/13
180
Citrine Dilemma
  08/14/13
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Aggressive bull headed set giraffe
  08/15/13
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Puce metal travel guidebook
  08/17/13
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cheese-eating fighting site
  09/11/13
Lmao
Wonderful Nubile Fanboi
  06/07/17
...
plum bespoke church
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Pale Native
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Naked Trip Legal Warrant Dingle Berry
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Deranged market gaping
  08/14/13
lol
Citrine Dilemma
  08/14/13
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bistre garrison
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Swashbuckling burgundy hunting ground mother
  08/14/13
180
violent factory reset button national
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Fuchsia provocative school cafeteria becky
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
opaque razzmatazz state
  08/17/13
poignant
carnelian supple temple
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
stirring lake circlehead
  08/17/13
...
Naked Trip Legal Warrant Dingle Berry
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
cheese-eating fighting site
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
fear-inspiring stock car
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
180 church building pocket flask
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Sick Step-uncle's House Turdskin
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
splenetic pearl station
  12/28/13
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Free-loading locus
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Ocher curious ladyboy antidepressant drug
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
electric salmon heaven halford
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Maroon theater stage
  03/10/14
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Maize vigorous jewess kitty cat
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Orange disgusting codepig jew
  05/12/15
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Lilac aromatic theater keepsake machete
  01/19/16
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ivory friendly grandma theatre
  10/25/17
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Jade self-absorbed digit ratio azn
  11/29/15
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Jade self-absorbed digit ratio azn
  12/23/15
...
Maize vigorous jewess kitty cat
  01/05/16
...
Jade self-absorbed digit ratio azn
  03/13/16
I want pizza
indigo infuriating principal's office famous landscape painting
  06/07/17
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Lilac aromatic theater keepsake machete
  09/22/17
...
Lemon passionate resort boistinker
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
kink-friendly chapel nowag
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
indecent titillating deer antler
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
kink-friendly chapel nowag
  07/18/18
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Comical therapy boiling water
  04/30/19
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Jade self-absorbed digit ratio azn
  06/21/20
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Jade self-absorbed digit ratio azn
  06/23/20
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Turquoise Lodge Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/11/20
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Comical therapy boiling water
  12/16/21
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Comical therapy boiling water
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal exciting house alpha

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: bearded brunch

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Vivacious candlestick maker

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Sick Step-uncle's House Turdskin

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Maize vigorous jewess kitty cat

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: well-lubricated pit organic girlfriend



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: frozen cordovan corner

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: appetizing fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Cerebral death wish



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: insecure masturbator point



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: adventurous plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: heady casino degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: topaz parlor dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone insanely creepy depressive crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: plum bespoke church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Iridescent stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone insanely creepy depressive crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: violent range

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Know-it-all den toilet seat

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal exciting house alpha

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Jade self-absorbed digit ratio azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: topaz parlor dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Jade self-absorbed digit ratio azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: violent range

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Hideous brethren toaster

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: bearded brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring senate

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Costumed field

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal exciting house alpha

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: adventurous plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: concupiscible spot

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: nudist odious location

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: unholy university idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: ivory friendly grandma theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: appetizing fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Comical therapy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: heady casino degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: plum bespoke church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Bateful flushed selfie hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: bearded brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Bateful flushed selfie hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Know-it-all den toilet seat

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Bateful flushed selfie hall

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Costumed field

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: topaz parlor dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: topaz parlor dysfunction

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: bearded brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: bearded brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: bearded brunch

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Costumed field

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: avocado alcoholic school milk

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Know-it-all den toilet seat

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Confused Menage

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal exciting house alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: overrated place of business stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Milky abode gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: ivory friendly grandma theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Maize vigorous jewess kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Cerebral death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Confused Menage

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: glittery demanding institution puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Bateful flushed selfie hall

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Costumed field

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Orange disgusting codepig jew

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: talking walnut police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Bateful flushed selfie hall

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: hairraiser ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Costumed field

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: fear-inspiring stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: fear-inspiring stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Comical therapy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Costumed field

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Costumed field

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: racy prole indian lodge

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Peach hospital

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Costumed field

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Soul-stirring senate

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Costumed field

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Soul-stirring senate

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Costumed field

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: adventurous plaza

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Sienna karate

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: glassy trailer park jap

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Costumed field

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Peach hospital

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: racy prole indian lodge

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Costumed field

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: alcoholic boyish kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Peach hospital

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Costumed field

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Peach hospital

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Costumed field

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Peach hospital

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Costumed field

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Peach hospital

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Costumed field

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Peach hospital

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Costumed field

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Peach hospital

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Costumed field

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: bearded brunch

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Costumed field

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: bearded brunch

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Costumed field

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: seedy ticket booth

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Bateful flushed selfie hall

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: overrated place of business stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: adventurous plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Slap-happy Fishy Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Bateful flushed selfie hall

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: talented area voyeur

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: talented area voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Costumed field

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: adventurous plaza

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Costumed field

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: adventurous plaza

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: bearded brunch

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: bearded brunch

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Costumed field

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Big drab macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: overrated place of business stage

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Irradiated tan coffee pot

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: onyx son of senegal

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: adventurous plaza

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Costumed field

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: adventurous plaza

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Costumed field

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: adventurous plaza

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: beta twinkling business firm

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: bearded brunch

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: alcoholic boyish kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Navy motley shrine

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Costumed field

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: underhanded telephone

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: talented area voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Costumed field

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored scarlet public bath messiness

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Jade self-absorbed digit ratio azn

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal exciting house alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Disturbing lascivious love of her life

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: godawful white base

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Puce metal travel guidebook

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Costumed field

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Citrine Dilemma

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Costumed field

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Citrine Dilemma

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Costumed field

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Citrine Dilemma

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Costumed field

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: azure excitant forum reading party

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Citrine Dilemma

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Aggressive bull headed set giraffe

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: beta twinkling business firm

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: appetizing fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: azure excitant forum reading party

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Aggressive bull headed set giraffe

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: 180 church building pocket flask

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Bright Doctorate Marketing Idea

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Fragrant Orchid Mediation Gas Station

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: unholy university idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Fragrant Orchid Mediation Gas Station

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: unholy university idiot

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Fragrant Orchid Mediation Gas Station

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: azure excitant forum reading party

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: arousing mewling sanctuary dog poop

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: racy prole indian lodge

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: diverse magical tattoo

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Jet contagious background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: unholy university idiot

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: ivory friendly grandma theatre

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: unholy university idiot

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Naked Trip Legal Warrant Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: anal rough-skinned nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Citrine Dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Aggressive bull headed set giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Puce metal travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: cheese-eating fighting site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Wonderful Nubile Fanboi

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: plum bespoke church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Pale Native

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Naked Trip Legal Warrant Dingle Berry

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Deranged market gaping

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Citrine Dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: bistre garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling burgundy hunting ground mother

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: violent factory reset button national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia provocative school cafeteria becky

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: opaque razzmatazz state

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: carnelian supple temple

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: stirring lake circlehead

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Naked Trip Legal Warrant Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: cheese-eating fighting site

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: fear-inspiring stock car

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: 180 church building pocket flask

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Sick Step-uncle's House Turdskin

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: splenetic pearl station

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Free-loading locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Ocher curious ladyboy antidepressant drug

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: electric salmon heaven halford

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Maroon theater stage

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Maize vigorous jewess kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Orange disgusting codepig jew

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Lilac aromatic theater keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: ivory friendly grandma theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Jade self-absorbed digit ratio azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Jade self-absorbed digit ratio azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Maize vigorous jewess kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Jade self-absorbed digit ratio azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: indigo infuriating principal's office famous landscape painting

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Lilac aromatic theater keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Lemon passionate resort boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: kink-friendly chapel nowag

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: indecent titillating deer antler

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: kink-friendly chapel nowag

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Comical therapy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Jade self-absorbed digit ratio azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Jade self-absorbed digit ratio azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Turquoise Lodge Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Comical therapy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Comical therapy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#44198924)