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Urinal piss aiming strategy
| Cracking henna stage | 03/13/26 |
| 180 twinkling uncleanness | 03/13/26 |
| Out-of-control giraffe | 03/13/26 |
| Cracking henna stage | 03/13/26 |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: Cracking henna stage Whats the optimal strategy for aiming your piss in a urinal? First factor is hiding ones shamefully tiny dick, of course, but that doesnt really affect aim all that much. Agree?
Sexond priority is minimizing splashback. Should i aim for the back panel? The bottom of the bowl? The water? Seems like i generatr splash and het tiny little droplets of piss no matter where i aim but i wonder what the science says.
Third priority is making a big splash to imply you have a massovely girthy cock that SPEWS piss like a firehose. It seems like this factor points strongly to pissing directly in water to the extent there is any. But beyond that, what angle generates the most sound? And how do you find this factor to be in tension with item 2 above?
Please advise. Client expects a fulsome response by end of day. Thank. |
Date: March 13th, 2026 5:36 PM Author: 180 twinkling uncleanness Hit the fly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845239&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49740800) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:38 PM Author: Out-of-control giraffe i only piss in troughs and aim at the guy on the opposite side (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845239&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49740803) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:39 PM Author: Cracking henna stage Get out of here with lies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845239&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49740805) |