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This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Hairraiser ticket booth

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: aquamarine twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: talented abnormal spot preventive strike

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Racy brilliant school new version

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Impertinent gunner



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Racy brilliant school new version



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: wonderful old irish cottage range

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: wonderful old irish cottage range

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Obsidian fragrant mental disorder gay wizard



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: insane sable stag film



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: cracking seedy masturbator lay

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted out-of-control mediation cumskin

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Appetizing scarlet senate

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: bull headed rough-skinned brunch gaming laptop

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted out-of-control mediation cumskin

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: big-titted olive cuckold sneaky criminal

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: aquamarine twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: tantric party of the first part

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: big-titted olive cuckold sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: big-titted olive cuckold sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: boyish station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: heady disrespectful shrine laser beams

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: heady disrespectful shrine laser beams

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: heady disrespectful shrine laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: heady disrespectful shrine laser beams

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Self-absorbed turdskin really tough guy

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49653001)