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orange self-absorbed jap
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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
orange self-absorbed jap
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
High-end Slimy Indirect Expression Pit
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
bistre cruel-hearted friendly grandma
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Strong thread/moniker synergy
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orange self-absorbed jap
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Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
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Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
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o it's clear brother.
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: peach blood rage

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: irradiated flesh boiling water sanctuary



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Bright contagious hall

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Azure razzle principal's office keepsake machete

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: flushed hot pocket flask



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Azure razzle principal's office keepsake machete



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Walnut filthpig digit ratio



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Sapphire impressive church

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Sapphire impressive church

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: floppy tanning salon



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Mint anal garrison



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: High-end Slimy Indirect Expression Pit

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: bistre cruel-hearted friendly grandma

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: chrome adventurous field

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Mischievous stead

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: bistre cruel-hearted friendly grandma

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: effete chapel

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: irradiated flesh boiling water sanctuary



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Stimulating crusty parlor mother

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: effete chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: effete chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Scarlet juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Doobsian racy location

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Doobsian racy location

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Doobsian racy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Doobsian racy location

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: orange self-absorbed jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49657164)