Date: February 15th, 2012 1:15 AM
Author: transparent 180 digit ratio
two requirements in exchange
(1) sex on demand while the dog still lives
(2) it must be named Fernand, after the villain from count of monte cristo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1874635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#19967469)