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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
tell me
Adventurous Bearded Main People
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
garnet kitchen turdskin
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Vivacious school cafeteria
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Crimson public bath
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arousing frozen juggernaut stain
  05/12/15
so underrated
Plum Anal Spot Volcanic Crater
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Indigo soul-stirring location psychic
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coiffed irradiated orchestra pit
  03/31/18
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cocky well-lubricated hospital
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provocative purple pit associate
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Laughsome state
  12/16/21
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Tantric sex offender yarmulke
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Tan Insanely Creepy Property
  12/11/24
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yapping native
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histrionic tattoo police squad
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Gold Striped Hyena
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yapping native
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
haunting casino mood
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Mauve idiot
  08/14/13
lmao
Adventurous Bearded Main People
  05/12/15
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Ivory gay wizard sandwich
  12/11/24
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Tan Insanely Creepy Property
  12/11/24
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Ivory gay wizard sandwich
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
haunting casino mood
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
umber stead
  08/14/13
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Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
burgundy nowag
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
rofl
Adventurous Bearded Main People
  08/14/13
180
Laughsome state
  08/14/13
rofl
fighting smoky faggotry
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
alcoholic canary meetinghouse
  08/14/13
lol
Free-loading lavender church building
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Flickering Pungent Field Pistol
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Indigo soul-stirring location psychic
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Splenetic pearly water buffalo
  03/24/21
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Tantric sex offender yarmulke
  02/16/23
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histrionic tattoo police squad
  08/12/25
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beady-eyed brunch depressive
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Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit
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beady-eyed brunch depressive
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Mauve idiot
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
beady-eyed brunch depressive
  08/14/13
best of thread
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
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fragrant up-to-no-good locale
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Tan Insanely Creepy Property
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Tan Insanely Creepy Property
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
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Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
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Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
bisexual son of senegal
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Mauve idiot
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Green goal in life set
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Adventurous Bearded Main People
  08/14/13
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Maniacal Stage Tank
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vibrant navy rehab
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Flickering Pungent Field Pistol
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Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/17/13
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Crimson public bath
  01/19/16
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coiffed irradiated orchestra pit
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Green goal in life set
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
fragrant up-to-no-good locale
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
fragrant up-to-no-good locale
  08/14/13
lol
erotic bateful doctorate sanctuary
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
beady-eyed brunch depressive
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
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fragrant up-to-no-good locale
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Aromatic cruel-hearted affirmative action mexican
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motley adulterous church boiling water
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
beady-eyed brunch depressive
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cracking dysfunction jew
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
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fragrant up-to-no-good locale
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Crusty Odious Ladyboy Philosopher-king
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Crusty Odious Ladyboy Philosopher-king
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Splenetic pearly water buffalo
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
fragrant up-to-no-good locale
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
fragrant up-to-no-good locale
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Heady circlehead roast beef
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Boyish Insane Range Dog Poop
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
burgundy nowag
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
burgundy nowag
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Laughsome state
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
bronze aggressive stock car pervert
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
wonderful twinkling address
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
fragrant up-to-no-good locale
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Boyish Insane Range Dog Poop
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Heady circlehead roast beef
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
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diverse red foreskin
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Boyish Insane Range Dog Poop
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Boyish Insane Range Dog Poop
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Boyish Insane Range Dog Poop
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Boyish Insane Range Dog Poop
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Boyish Insane Range Dog Poop
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Boyish Insane Range Dog Poop
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit
  08/14/13
whatever
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Stirring Fishy Indian Lodge Keepsake Machete
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
fragrant up-to-no-good locale
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
beady-eyed brunch depressive
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
lol
Maniacal Stage Tank
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
180
Laughsome state
  08/14/13
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razzle box office
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
beady-eyed brunch depressive
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Galvanic Disturbing Business Firm Cuckoldry
  08/14/13
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Galvanic Disturbing Business Firm Cuckoldry
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Laughsome state
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Laughsome state
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
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Jade floppy dilemma sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Maniacal Stage Tank
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Mildly autistic hairraiser plaza digit ratio
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
ungodly buff half-breed university
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Laughsome state
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Laughsome state
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
fragrant up-to-no-good locale
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Laughsome state
  08/14/13
165
Chest-beating chrome abode partner
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
lmao
Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit
  08/14/13
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diverse red foreskin
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Dashing hateful scourge upon the earth trump supporter
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
costumed persian house
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  08/14/13
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Galvanic Disturbing Business Firm Cuckoldry
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
Pics?
big coral coffee pot wrinkle
  08/14/13
link?
Ivory gay wizard sandwich
  08/17/13
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Adventurous Bearded Main People
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Exciting Queen Of The Night
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Fluffy Bbw Parlour
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
fragrant up-to-no-good locale
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
chocolate indecent stag film
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
blathering gaming laptop cruise ship
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
blathering gaming laptop cruise ship
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
blathering gaming laptop cruise ship
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
primrose supple principal's office blood rage
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
cerebral home
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
blathering gaming laptop cruise ship
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Spectacular idea he suggested
  08/14/13
Underrated
Chest-beating chrome abode partner
  08/15/13
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Indigo soul-stirring location psychic
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
cerebral home
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Spectacular idea he suggested
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Low-t Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
fragrant up-to-no-good locale
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Glittery blue hominid
  08/14/13
lol
Free-loading lavender church building
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Glittery blue hominid
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Free-loading lavender church building
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Glittery blue hominid
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
cerebral home
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
shivering forum
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Heady circlehead roast beef
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Doobsian piazza
  08/14/13
180
Khaki institution
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Free-loading lavender church building
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Flickering Pungent Field Pistol
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Free-loading lavender church building
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dead center deer antler
  08/14/13
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appetizing milky toaster
  08/14/13
180
blathering gaming laptop cruise ship
  08/14/13
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Spectacular idea he suggested
  08/15/13
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chocolate indecent stag film
  08/17/13
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High-end crackhouse love of her life
  09/11/13
Lmao
flatulent station
  06/07/17
...
histrionic tattoo police squad
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
unhinged pontificating theatre indirect expression
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
dead center deer antler
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Lascivious saffron liquid oxygen
  08/14/13
lol
blathering gaming laptop cruise ship
  08/14/13
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Gaped market rigpig
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Carmine New Version
  08/14/13
180
Stimulating ratface candlestick maker
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
swashbuckling cuckold
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Narrow-minded sexy temple
  08/17/13
poignant
federal pisswyrm
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
honey-headed drunken area
  08/17/13
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dead center deer antler
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
High-end crackhouse love of her life
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Crusty Odious Ladyboy Philosopher-king
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Low-t Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Vivacious school cafeteria
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Tripping tanning salon lettuce
  12/28/13
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Crystalline whorehouse
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Startling genital piercing background story
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Silver Frisky Hell
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
sooty racy base mother
  03/10/14
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Crimson public bath
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Aromatic cruel-hearted affirmative action mexican
  05/12/15
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electric misanthropic stage
  01/19/16
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Flickering Pungent Field Pistol
  10/25/17
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Ivory gay wizard sandwich
  11/29/15
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Ivory gay wizard sandwich
  12/23/15
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Crimson public bath
  01/05/16
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Ivory gay wizard sandwich
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Scarlet resort kitty cat
  06/07/17
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electric misanthropic stage
  09/22/17
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Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
opaque theater knife
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Razzmatazz Fear-inspiring Point Chad
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
opaque theater knife
  07/18/18
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Splenetic pearly water buffalo
  04/30/19
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Ivory gay wizard sandwich
  06/21/20
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Ivory gay wizard sandwich
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Black school sweet tailpipe
  07/11/20
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Splenetic pearly water buffalo
  12/16/21
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Splenetic pearly water buffalo
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Adventurous Bearded Main People

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: garnet kitchen turdskin

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Vivacious school cafeteria

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Crimson public bath

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: arousing frozen juggernaut stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#27872817)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Plum Anal Spot Volcanic Crater

so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#29635524)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Indigo soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: coiffed irradiated orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: cocky well-lubricated hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: provocative purple pit associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Laughsome state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Tantric sex offender yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Tan Insanely Creepy Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: yapping native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: histrionic tattoo police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Gold Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: yapping native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: haunting casino mood

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Mauve idiot

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Adventurous Bearded Main People

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Ivory gay wizard sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Tan Insanely Creepy Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Ivory gay wizard sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: haunting casino mood

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: umber stead

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: burgundy nowag

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Adventurous Bearded Main People

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Laughsome state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: fighting smoky faggotry

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: alcoholic canary meetinghouse

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Free-loading lavender church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Flickering Pungent Field Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Indigo soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Tantric sex offender yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: histrionic tattoo police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed brunch depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed brunch depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Mauve idiot

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed brunch depressive

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Tan Insanely Creepy Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Tan Insanely Creepy Property

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: bisexual son of senegal

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Mauve idiot

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Green goal in life set

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Adventurous Bearded Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Maniacal Stage Tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: vibrant navy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Flickering Pungent Field Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Crimson public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: coiffed irradiated orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Green goal in life set

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good locale

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good locale

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: erotic bateful doctorate sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: beady-eyed brunch depressive

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Aromatic cruel-hearted affirmative action mexican

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: motley adulterous church boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed brunch depressive

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: cracking dysfunction jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Crusty Odious Ladyboy Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Crusty Odious Ladyboy Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good locale

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good locale

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Heady circlehead roast beef

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Boyish Insane Range Dog Poop

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: burgundy nowag

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: burgundy nowag

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Laughsome state

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: bronze aggressive stock car pervert

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: wonderful twinkling address

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good locale

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Boyish Insane Range Dog Poop

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Heady circlehead roast beef

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: diverse red foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Boyish Insane Range Dog Poop

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Boyish Insane Range Dog Poop

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Boyish Insane Range Dog Poop

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Boyish Insane Range Dog Poop

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Boyish Insane Range Dog Poop

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Boyish Insane Range Dog Poop

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Stirring Fishy Indian Lodge Keepsake Machete

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good locale

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed brunch depressive

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Maniacal Stage Tank

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Laughsome state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: razzle box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed brunch depressive

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Galvanic Disturbing Business Firm Cuckoldry

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Galvanic Disturbing Business Firm Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Laughsome state

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Laughsome state

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Jade floppy dilemma sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Maniacal Stage Tank

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Mildly autistic hairraiser plaza digit ratio

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: ungodly buff half-breed university

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Laughsome state

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Laughsome state

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good locale

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Laughsome state

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Chest-beating chrome abode partner

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Charcoal marvelous corner hissy fit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: diverse red foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Dashing hateful scourge upon the earth trump supporter

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: costumed persian house

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Galvanic Disturbing Business Firm Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: big coral coffee pot wrinkle

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Ivory gay wizard sandwich

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Adventurous Bearded Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Exciting Queen Of The Night

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Fluffy Bbw Parlour

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good locale

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: chocolate indecent stag film

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: blathering gaming laptop cruise ship

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: blathering gaming laptop cruise ship

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: blathering gaming laptop cruise ship

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: primrose supple principal's office blood rage

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: cerebral home

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: blathering gaming laptop cruise ship

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Spectacular idea he suggested

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Chest-beating chrome abode partner

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Indigo soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: cerebral home

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Spectacular idea he suggested

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Low-t Theater Stage Sound Barrier

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good locale

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Glittery blue hominid

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Free-loading lavender church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Glittery blue hominid

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Free-loading lavender church building

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Glittery blue hominid

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: cerebral home

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: shivering forum

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Heady circlehead roast beef

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Doobsian piazza

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Khaki institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Free-loading lavender church building

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Flickering Pungent Field Pistol

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Free-loading lavender church building

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: dead center deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: appetizing milky toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: blathering gaming laptop cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Spectacular idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: chocolate indecent stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: High-end crackhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: flatulent station

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: histrionic tattoo police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: unhinged pontificating theatre indirect expression

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: dead center deer antler

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Lascivious saffron liquid oxygen

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: blathering gaming laptop cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Gaped market rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Carmine New Version

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Stimulating ratface candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling cuckold

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Narrow-minded sexy temple

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: federal pisswyrm

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: honey-headed drunken area

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: dead center deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: High-end crackhouse love of her life

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Crusty Odious Ladyboy Philosopher-king

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Low-t Theater Stage Sound Barrier

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Vivacious school cafeteria

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Tripping tanning salon lettuce

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Crystalline whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Startling genital piercing background story

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Silver Frisky Hell

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: sooty racy base mother

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Crimson public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Aromatic cruel-hearted affirmative action mexican

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: electric misanthropic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Flickering Pungent Field Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Ivory gay wizard sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Ivory gay wizard sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Crimson public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Ivory gay wizard sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Scarlet resort kitty cat

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: electric misanthropic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Ruddy Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: opaque theater knife

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fear-inspiring Point Chad

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: opaque theater knife

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Ivory gay wizard sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Ivory gay wizard sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Black school sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#44198924)