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hilarious pistol
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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
hilarious pistol
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
high-end pungent theater stage codepig
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
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Strong thread/moniker synergy
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: hyperactive idiotic lay police squad

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: hilarious pistol

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Cordovan spot



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Talented jet-lagged school depressive

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: hilarious pistol

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Crimson racy native fat ankles

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: hilarious pistol

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: sick orchid gaming laptop knife



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: hilarious pistol

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: hilarious pistol

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Crimson racy native fat ankles



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: hilarious pistol

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: passionate confused goyim dysfunction

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: hilarious pistol

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: passionate confused goyim dysfunction

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: hilarious pistol

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: pea-brained philosopher-king



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: galvanic institution



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: high-end pungent theater stage codepig

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: hilarious pistol

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Splenetic seedy stage brethren

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: hilarious pistol

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: soggy bearded national

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: hilarious pistol

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: umber disrespectful address laser beams

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Splenetic seedy stage brethren

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Crystalline roast beef shrine

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: hilarious pistol

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: hilarious pistol

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Cordovan spot



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: jet gay wizard

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: hilarious pistol

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Crystalline roast beef shrine



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Crystalline roast beef shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: sienna curious crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: khaki stag film

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: hilarious pistol

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: khaki stag film

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: hilarious pistol

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: khaki stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: hilarious pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: hilarious pistol

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: khaki stag film

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: hilarious pistol

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49653001)