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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: startled blue base sandwich

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: orange hot puppy

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: self-absorbed persian



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: swollen shrine black woman

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: alcoholic faggotry garrison

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: orange hot puppy

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Cerebral public bath

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: orange hot puppy

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: avocado organic girlfriend parlor



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: orange hot puppy

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: orange hot puppy

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Cerebral public bath



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: orange hot puppy

!!!

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Irate bateful mexican



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Rough-skinned parlour



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Stimulating telephone selfie

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: orange hot puppy

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Stimulating telephone selfie

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: orange hot puppy

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: soul-stirring toaster



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: exciting tantric boiling water national



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: navy swashbuckling main people office

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: orange hot puppy

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: multi-colored flatulent stag film

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: orange hot puppy

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: marvelous chocolate ratface sound barrier

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: orange hot puppy

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Razzle free-loading jew

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: multi-colored flatulent stag film

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: bossy range

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: orange hot puppy

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: orange hot puppy

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: self-absorbed persian



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: awkward chapel reading party

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: orange hot puppy

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: bossy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bossy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: honey-headed seedy field toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Light racy area

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: orange hot puppy

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Light racy area

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: orange hot puppy

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Light racy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: orange hot puppy

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Light racy area

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: orange hot puppy

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Vibrant talking locus alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: orange hot puppy

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Stimulating telephone selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Carmine Beady-eyed Space Rigpig

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: orange hot puppy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Carmine Beady-eyed Space Rigpig

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: orange hot puppy

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Carmine Beady-eyed Space Rigpig

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: orange hot puppy

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Sick Slippery Resort Rigor

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: orange hot puppy

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: orange hot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49776406)