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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
razzle water buffalo national
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
cracking athletic conference therapy
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
french church
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
slap-happy giraffe black woman
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
mind-boggling doctorate famous landscape painting
  08/30/25
...
Aphrodisiac duck-like corner
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Poppy Newt
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Pearl partner school cafeteria
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
razzle water buffalo national
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Pearl partner school cafeteria
  08/31/25
...
provocative house-broken roast beef indirect expression
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
french church
  08/31/25
delusional take
provocative house-broken roast beef indirect expression
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
french church
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
confused mental disorder sex offender
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
french church
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
offensive double fault spot
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
french church
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
razzle water buffalo national
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
french church
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
razzle water buffalo national
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
offensive double fault spot
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
french church
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
french church
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
french church
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
offensive double fault spot
  09/05/25
...
french church
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
white concupiscible ratface psychic
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
offensive double fault spot
  09/05/25
...
french church
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
french church
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
offensive double fault spot
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
razzle water buffalo national
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Crystalline appetizing brunch
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
french church
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Crystalline appetizing brunch
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
french church
  09/05/25
Kenny
offensive double fault spot
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
razzle water buffalo national
  09/06/25
...
Sable rehab
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
french church
  09/06/25
...
Sable rehab
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
razzle water buffalo national
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
french church
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
mahogany zippy mother
  09/07/25
Explain
razzle water buffalo national
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Gold irradiated idiot
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
razzle water buffalo national
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
french church
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
razzle water buffalo national
  09/07/25
...
confused mental disorder sex offender
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
french church
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
french church
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
french church
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
french church
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
french church
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
french church
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
french church
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
offensive double fault spot
  01/18/26
...
french church
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
swashbuckling nursing home
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
french church
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
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  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
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  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
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  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
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  01/30/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: razzle water buffalo national

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: cracking athletic conference therapy

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: french church

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: slap-happy giraffe black woman

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling doctorate famous landscape painting

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac duck-like corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Poppy Newt

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Pearl partner school cafeteria

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: razzle water buffalo national

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Pearl partner school cafeteria

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: provocative house-broken roast beef indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: french church

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: provocative house-broken roast beef indirect expression

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: french church

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: confused mental disorder sex offender

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: french church

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: offensive double fault spot

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: french church

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: razzle water buffalo national

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: french church

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: razzle water buffalo national

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: offensive double fault spot

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: french church

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: french church

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: french church

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: offensive double fault spot

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: french church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: white concupiscible ratface psychic

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: offensive double fault spot

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: french church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: french church

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: offensive double fault spot

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: razzle water buffalo national

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Crystalline appetizing brunch

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: french church

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Crystalline appetizing brunch

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: french church

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: offensive double fault spot

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: razzle water buffalo national

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Sable rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: french church

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Sable rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: razzle water buffalo national

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: french church

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: mahogany zippy mother

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: razzle water buffalo national

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Gold irradiated idiot

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: razzle water buffalo national

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: french church

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: razzle water buffalo national

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: confused mental disorder sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: french church

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: french church

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: french church

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: french church

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: french church

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: french church

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: french church

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: offensive double fault spot

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: french church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling nursing home

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: french church

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
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wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
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AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
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AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
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we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49632584)