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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Khaki hall

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: galvanic state tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: galvanic state tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: galvanic state tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: galvanic state tattoo



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Khaki hall

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Khaki hall

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Dull Ceo Stag Film

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Khaki hall

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Khaki hall

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Vigorous topaz house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: up-to-no-good soul-stirring tank lay

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Khaki hall

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: pearly pistol philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: blathering spectacular striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Black dilemma becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: jet-lagged parlor ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Hilarious Slippery Hairy Legs

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Scarlet Stirring Space

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: pearly pistol philosopher-king

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: garnet psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: pearly pistol philosopher-king

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Vigorous topaz house

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: pearly pistol philosopher-king

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling chapel

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Khaki hall

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: spruce national coffee pot

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: electric point foreskin

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Black dilemma becky

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Khaki hall

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Hilarious Slippery Hairy Legs

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: mildly autistic half-breed marketing idea

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Khaki hall

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Black dilemma becky

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Scarlet Stirring Space

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Dull Ceo Stag Film

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Khaki hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: mauve boiling water

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Khaki hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Khaki hall

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: histrionic affirmative action laser beams

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Vigorous topaz house

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310744#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling lime cumskin jewess

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Comical filthy idea he suggested meetinghouse

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: big-titted sticky windowlicker coldplay fan

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Comical filthy idea he suggested meetinghouse

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: big-titted sticky windowlicker coldplay fan

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: thirsty marvelous address new version

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Comical filthy idea he suggested meetinghouse

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: nighttime hospital

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Khaki hall

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Dull Ceo Stag Film

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: mauve boiling water

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: overrated chartreuse roast beef doctorate

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Khaki hall

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: overrated chartreuse roast beef doctorate

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Khaki hall

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: overrated chartreuse roast beef doctorate

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: passionate blood rage dragon

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Khaki hall

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Khaki hall

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Khaki hall

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Khaki hall

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Wild zippy shitlib tanning salon

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Khaki hall

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: overrated chartreuse roast beef doctorate

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: bat shit crazy bright corner national security agency

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: ultramarine brunch

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: provocative range

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Khaki hall

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Hilarious Slippery Hairy Legs

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Vigorous topaz house

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: stimulating property

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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