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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
mind-boggling coiffed pisswyrm
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THE COURT: How do you plead? DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor...
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"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
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narrow-minded wonderful property
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let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
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sickened stag film partner
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sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
Tantric Roommate Shrine
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Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
Stubborn 180 mad-dog skullcap
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damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
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i was thinking kids in the hall. http://www.youtube.com/...
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling coiffed pisswyrm

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Ultramarine clown patrolman

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: lilac odious coldplay fan round eye



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: cracking mexican

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded wonderful property



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: translucent market gaming laptop

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: sickened stag film partner



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Tantric Roommate Shrine

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Stubborn 180 mad-dog skullcap

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: floppy corner

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: translucent market gaming laptop

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

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