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How prestigious? What do they do?
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I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just ...
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arousing stead
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got beaten to it :(
arousing stead
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Essentially demigods
Massive jade temple blood rage
  01/31/16
it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at gol...
costumed appetizing death wish preventive strike
  01/31/16
what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so pre...
Pea-brained irradiated school cafeteria
  01/31/16
GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quanti...
costumed appetizing death wish preventive strike
  01/31/16
go fuck yourself JJC
orange black woman
  03/23/16
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orange black woman
  05/20/22
JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of...
Cerebral stage
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can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do th...
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Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up maki...
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  01/31/16
if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figure...
costumed appetizing death wish preventive strike
  01/31/16
No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that ...
Excitant office famous landscape painting
  01/31/16
no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cycli...
costumed appetizing death wish preventive strike
  01/31/16
Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at...
Excitant office famous landscape painting
  01/31/16
they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people...
costumed appetizing death wish preventive strike
  01/31/16
They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but ho...
Excitant office famous landscape painting
  01/31/16
sure, but that's certainly not the norm.
costumed appetizing death wish preventive strike
  01/31/16
Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.
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I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make becaus...
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There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who ...
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"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have...
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Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to ge...
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what are hours/culture like in this group?
Pea-brained irradiated school cafeteria
  01/31/16
Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, th...
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was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few year...
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  01/31/16
LOL @ these guys
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? i kinda admire that they were able to think up somethi...
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I can see what your saying about how you have to respect som...
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"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent...
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  03/23/16
jewish as FUARK
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  02/05/16
As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be sig...
Razzmatazz locus
  01/31/16
this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to ...
costumed appetizing death wish preventive strike
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it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds&q...
Razzmatazz locus
  01/31/16
by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldma...
costumed appetizing death wish preventive strike
  01/31/16
how can i invest in this?
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Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clien...
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SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictat...
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Pea-brained irradiated school cafeteria

How prestigious? What do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722187)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: purple heaven

I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just event based investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#32710376)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser indigo partner really tough guy

DevGru shit

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Sienna Bateful Milk Garrison



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: concupiscible red abode community account



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Pocket Flask



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: titillating amethyst range



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Autistic Peach Deer Antler



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Yellow casino



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: milky curious shitlib



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Garnet fragrant background story



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: milky curious shitlib



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Translucent Personal Credit Line Tanning Salon

work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Walnut Fanboi Corner



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:32 AM
Author: Bearded supple toilet seat windowlicker



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:24 AM
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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:19 PM
Author: Floppy ticket booth potus



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: arousing stead

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: arousing stead

got beaten to it :(

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Massive jade temple blood rage

Essentially demigods

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: costumed appetizing death wish preventive strike

it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at goldman sachs. it's in the securities division under the Fixed Income, Currencies, Commodities group. they invest across the entire capital structure, across sectors, industries, and products, and capitalize on "special situations" (i.e., bankruptcies, spin-offs, management change, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722209)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained irradiated school cafeteria

what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so prestigious?

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: costumed appetizing death wish preventive strike

GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quantitative Investment Strategies, FIG and TMT banking groups, are also prestigious.

SSG is highly selective and coveted because you get exposure to such a wide swath of investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722239)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: orange black woman

go fuck yourself JJC

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: orange black woman

180

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Cerebral stage

JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of banks and groups etc (not first hand, just from reading WSO 10 hours a day) than actual finance nuts and bolts. Last time I saw him try to analyze a stock, he was bearish on Google saying that everything but the ads business is a waste of money. Ok I'll take that right up the CEO for you, dumbass gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#44546001)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Marvelous House Water Buffalo

can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do that for a living

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring crusty resort reading party



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: histrionic generalized bond step-uncle's house



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Laughsome Pocket Flask



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: Cerise sanctuary



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: stimulating immigrant



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Scourge Upon The Earth Hell



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Date: March 9th, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Chest-beating green meetinghouse boiling water



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Garnet fragrant background story



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:01 PM
Author: Excitant office famous landscape painting

Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up making 7 figures a yr within ten years, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722249)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: costumed appetizing death wish preventive strike

if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722252)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Excitant office famous landscape painting

No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that group on your resume, isn't it almost a given one will eventually end up making 7 figures at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722265)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: costumed appetizing death wish preventive strike

no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cyclical, volatile, and political. a good name brand will make it easier to get a job at a good firm, but it's not that simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722304)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Excitant office famous landscape painting

Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at Goldman or Morgan Stanley is now making high 6 figures (or more) at the age of 33-34 at other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722419)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: costumed appetizing death wish preventive strike

they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people like that, but it's easy to overestimate how much nyc finance people are making and more importantly, have saved up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722455)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Excitant office famous landscape painting

They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but how else would one afford a $2.5+ million brownstone/condo in NYC? Clearly, they must be making serious bank to afford such a home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722508)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: costumed appetizing death wish preventive strike

sure, but that's certainly not the norm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722533)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Massive jade temple blood rage

Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722538)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Sadistic Fighting Stain Church



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Date: February 1st, 2016 3:29 AM
Author: yapping exciting police squad



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Olive karate

I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make because he is an insecure total failure who is now realizing he'll never make real $, so he wants to pretend his peers and those 10+ years younger than him (like 33 year old bros) aren't really making all that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29868419)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: orange black woman



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Lake field clown

There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who end up at generic F500 jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722468)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: Stubborn Avocado Theatre

A Blackhawk helicopter hugs the contours of the Amazon River, its rotor wash rippling the jungle eighty feet below like a wave across the sea.

The Managing Director lifts the Raybans from his brow just enough to make eye contact with the two rows of young bankers sitting across from each other in the steel whale's belly. "You boys ready?"

They all nod, stone faced. It was a silly question. They weren't just ready; they had never been more ready. Years at Harvard, long nights fixing spreadsheets, hours of tweaking LinkedIn. It was finally time.

"Remember: you were born a banker," he shouts over the sound of the rotor and the wind and the jungle. "But you were made a Special Situations Operator."

Their ear pieces come alive. "10 seconds to target!"

"Look alive, time to fuck 'em up!"

----

That's what they do.



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Sienna Bateful Milk Garrison



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: diverse bright nursing home sweet tailpipe



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: nubile cracking market



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722854)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: vibrant useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29723284)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: jet-lagged library

The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded brother. He struggled in vain to drag him into safe hiding in the brush amidst crossfire before the rest of the team pushed onward with their mission. But the wounded soldier grabbed him with his remaining energy and held him in place, fixing his brother's gaze on his own.

“No. Go,” he said. “It’s the nature of the assignment.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29723351)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: Laughsome Pocket Flask

"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have a girlfriend, a spouse, family or close friends?"

*the dying man ponders for a moment* "um, no, just go..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29723379)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: Stubborn Avocado Theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29723470)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Sienna Bateful Milk Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29723472)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Cerise sanctuary



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: amber bbw cumskin

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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser indigo partner really tough guy



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:22 AM
Author: Mildly autistic greedy cruise ship



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: narrow-minded business firm



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Heady Sneaky Criminal

Can't believe I've never seen this thread. The best part of xo is that no matter how long you have been here, there are still tons of 180 poasts waiting to be uncovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#47909171)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: milky curious shitlib



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Sienna Bateful Milk Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29723383)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: flatulent university

Lol

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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: Dun Set



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: orchid charismatic lay circlehead

pitch perfect Vince Flynn novel

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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:46 AM
Author: Sadistic Fighting Stain Church



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: titillating amethyst range

i suddenly want to watch zero dark thirty why

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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Rambunctious puce associate pistol



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: pontificating crackhouse goal in life



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Pearly Bull Headed Organic Girlfriend

omg 180

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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: ruddy antidepressant drug



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Yellow casino



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: Slippery Galvanic Gay Wizard

180

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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Canary Nighttime Institution



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:37 AM
Author: narrow-minded business firm



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brunch



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: House-broken Transparent Point Yarmulke

basically: Soros is Red Skull, they're Cap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722467)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: glittery at-the-ready legal warrant marketing idea

Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to get it as special situatio investing encompasses a lot. Hours are supposed to be awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722484)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Pea-brained irradiated school cafeteria

what are hours/culture like in this group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722847)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Laughsome Pocket Flask

Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, the grueling physical exercise regiments, weapons training, and even genetic/cybernetic augmentation required means that you have to be willing to "give yourself fully to Goldman."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722934)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Sienna Bateful Milk Garrison



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Date: February 1st, 2016 4:01 AM
Author: tantric hominid

rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains. it's GS property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29726354)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Sienna Bateful Milk Garrison



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Yellow casino



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: Mildly autistic greedy cruise ship



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: deep rose pisswyrm dilemma

was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few years back? IIRC they found some loophole in the law to control the supply of aluminum by just shipping it back and forth from warehouse to warehouse instead of making it available on the open market, thereby causing the price to skyrocket. they made hundreds of millions doing this.

edit: here are the links...

http://www.businessinsider.com/goldmans-alleged-aluminum-scam-2013-7

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlenzner/2013/07/25/goldman-sachs-makes-255-million-storing-3-of-global-aluminum-production/#16e8c4c0143e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29722992)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: adventurous magical becky feces

LOL @ these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29724062)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: deep rose pisswyrm dilemma

?

i kinda admire that they were able to think up something like this. obvs they're not adding any value to society by doing this but anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29726745)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: adventurous magical becky feces

I can see what your saying about how you have to respect someone creative enough to rob like this, but this is the same as those drug price hikers - it's slimy and manipulative and it's only legal cause it's so out of left field that there is no specific law to it. Manipulating the supply chain of a critical industrial component to artificially create an inefficiency and then exploiting that inefficiency is absolutely ridiculous - in many other arenas that kind of behavior is banned outright.

Obviously I am all for making money, but behavior like this is insanely parisitic. You really have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that this is even close to being acceptable, just like the dudes who buy the drug companies and jack the prices up 1000% - they don't even do a middle ground rent seek by improving the product slightly and making it up 2-3x, they nakedly go for the biggest hike which gives off the impression that they expect the behavior to be clamped down upon so they gotta rob as much as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29726802)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Contagious harsh messiness

"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it"

That's ludicrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#30121578)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: brilliant lascivious idiot

jewish as FUARK

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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz locus

As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be significantly more prestigious 5-7 years ago. Now that banks can't have prop desks any more, their ability to capitalize on these kinds of opportunities is much less than before. There are still some things they can do, just less.

tl;dr still a prestigious group but much less so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29723018)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: costumed appetizing death wish preventive strike

this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to be, due to capital constraints and regulations. the one knock on it is that they tend to focus on small illiquid investments.

also forgot to mention that GSIP, goldman's internal long-short equity hedge fund, is extremely prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29723503)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz locus

it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds" anymore, so i'm pretty sure this is not prestigious anymore either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29723512)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: costumed appetizing death wish preventive strike

by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldman sachs, not that it invests with proprietary capital. GSIP stricly invests with client money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29723543)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed orchestra pit telephone

how can i invest in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29726259)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Wonderful rusted codepig candlestick maker

Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clients, not generating massive returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#30121392)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: spectacular effete quadroon address

SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictators as clients and they help the dictators plan for hiding their money away and escapes and shit just in case the shit hits the fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29723052)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: stirring gas station

Sounds like a fucking TV show

Goldman Sachs: Special Situations Group (SSG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29723492)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: Sienna Bateful Milk Garrison

*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran*

C.O. Blankfein: "Welcome to the Goldman Sachs S.S.G. Operator selection program. You have volunteered for the most intensive banking training known to man. You are all proven graduates within the striver community: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, Wharton, and so on. In spite of your preftige, many of you will not successfully negotiate this program. Those that do, will experience an operational tempo that exceeds that of any other unit within the Goldman Sachs arsenal. That is all that is to be said about the special nature of the S.S.G. training program. I now turn you over to my Command Master Chief, HAHAURFUCKED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#29723519)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Cerise sanctuary



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Laughsome Pocket Flask



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: pontificating crackhouse goal in life



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: anal cruel-hearted half-breed rigor



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: Pearly Bull Headed Organic Girlfriend



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Yellow casino



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: Slippery Galvanic Gay Wizard

180

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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: Mildly autistic greedy cruise ship



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:25 AM
Author: rough-skinned bawdyhouse



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brunch



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: milky curious shitlib



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Sienna Bateful Milk Garrison



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: Stubborn Avocado Theatre

*GS Spec. Sit. Operator parachuting into the Oscars to wrestle the Best Picture envelope from the PwC dweeb backstage*

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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:19 AM
Author: Yellow casino



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: black jew senate



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: rough-skinned bawdyhouse



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Date: August 20th, 2019 7:53 AM
Author: Chest-beating green meetinghouse boiling water



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: milky curious shitlib



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: milky curious shitlib



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: motley indian lodge mexican

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Date: October 17th, 2023 8:03 AM
Author: milky curious shitlib



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Date: January 4th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: zarathustra

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