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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
exhilarant son of senegal coffee pot
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Ivory mad cow disease temple
  11/29/25
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Purple factory reset button partner
  11/29/25
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Ivory mad cow disease temple
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insecure seedy school cafeteria pervert
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Ivory mad cow disease temple
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Supple international law enforcement agency box office
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
exhilarant son of senegal coffee pot
  11/29/25
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Purple factory reset button partner
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
olive lay foreskin
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
exhilarant son of senegal coffee pot
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
olive lay foreskin
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Soul-stirring quadroon
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
internet-worthy light fanboi kitty
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
burgundy new version business firm
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
exhilarant son of senegal coffee pot
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
laughsome vengeful brunch blood rage
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Shivering Locale Trust Fund
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
laughsome vengeful brunch blood rage
  11/29/25
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olive lay foreskin
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Fantasy-prone Out-of-control Set Newt
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Supple international law enforcement agency box office
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Idiotic heaven
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Supple international law enforcement agency box office
  11/29/25
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elite hell travel guidebook
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Comical Misanthropic Affirmative Action
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Razzle famous landscape painting
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
talented glassy field
  12/04/25
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Dashing Internal Respiration Gunner
  12/04/25
Approved
Dead mint sneaky criminal queen of the night
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Purple factory reset button partner
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: exhilarant son of senegal coffee pot

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Ivory mad cow disease temple

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Purple factory reset button partner



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Ivory mad cow disease temple



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: insecure seedy school cafeteria pervert



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Ivory mad cow disease temple



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Supple international law enforcement agency box office

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: exhilarant son of senegal coffee pot

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Purple factory reset button partner



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: olive lay foreskin

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: exhilarant son of senegal coffee pot

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: olive lay foreskin

jesus talk about a crime against women

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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Soul-stirring quadroon

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy light fanboi kitty

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: burgundy new version business firm

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: exhilarant son of senegal coffee pot

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: laughsome vengeful brunch blood rage

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Shivering Locale Trust Fund

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: laughsome vengeful brunch blood rage

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: olive lay foreskin



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Out-of-control Set Newt

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Supple international law enforcement agency box office

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Idiotic heaven

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Supple international law enforcement agency box office

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: elite hell travel guidebook



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Comical Misanthropic Affirmative Action

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Razzle famous landscape painting

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: talented glassy field

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Dashing Internal Respiration Gunner



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Dead mint sneaky criminal queen of the night

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Purple factory reset button partner

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: exhilarant son of senegal coffee pot

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49490766)