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Cowshit what do you make of CSLG

I don’t recall if you’ve proffered a proper exeg...
Concupiscible Water Buffalo Tattoo
  12/06/25
I appreciate the way he makes business look easy and the thi...
Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn
  12/06/25
“ Now is his “system” just ingeniously shu...
Sickened Round Eye Lettuce
  12/06/25
That’s literally just him being better at this shit th...
Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn
  12/06/25
Xo is pure projection lately. I’m not even certain it ...
Concupiscible Water Buffalo Tattoo
  12/06/25
You would think a board full of lawyers would be like &ldquo...
Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn
  12/06/25
Come on man. Cslg is obviously a master scam artist.
aqua sneaky criminal
  12/06/25
You’re missing the point though. What is worse, being ...
Concupiscible Water Buffalo Tattoo
  12/06/25
Eh, that’s assuming every lawyer wants to be cslg or s...
aqua sneaky criminal
  12/06/25
Most lawyers wanted a safe path to $$$ and don't give much o...
Dashing disrespectful faggot firefighter
  12/06/25
this is cr, people dont join kirkland because of a burning p...
Histrionic Hateful Lay
  12/06/25
sound on https://imgur.com/JbCxZtd
exciting hall legal warrant
  12/06/25
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Histrionic Hateful Lay
  12/06/25
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Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn
  12/06/25
i think a lot of people start out as true believers, especia...
exciting hall legal warrant
  12/06/25
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Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn
  12/06/25
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Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn
  12/06/25
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Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn
  12/06/25
rate him as a console and explain
exciting hall legal warrant
  12/06/25
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Appetizing locale
  12/06/25
The entire combined Sega tower of power. Ironic, given that ...
Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn
  12/06/25
if the kids have like money and consoles and high net worths...
Dashing disrespectful faggot firefighter
  12/06/25
boring and Losery take iirc. youre Jewish arent you.
amethyst misunderstood mexican forum
  12/06/25
He’s Jewish. Sephardic imo iirc
Sickened Round Eye Lettuce
  12/06/25
I fail to see how that’s relevant
Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn
  12/06/25
OYT, would you rather be 5'5", have a head full of hair...
Swashbuckling autistic deer antler church
  12/06/25
CSLG looks 5’7 or so imo. He is obviously much more &l...
Concupiscible Water Buffalo Tattoo
  12/06/25
Usually when this comes up, the Worse, Less Successful but E...
Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn
  12/06/25
It’s so cringey imo, if you’ll excuse the reddit...
Concupiscible Water Buffalo Tattoo
  12/06/25
yeah I guess and btw, idc, and long subthreads bore me. imho...
Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn
  12/06/25
easy there champ.
Concupiscible Water Buffalo Tattoo
  12/06/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807145&mc=...
Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn
  12/06/25
hes absolutely loser clique imo
Transparent useless really tough guy
  12/06/25
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Rose exhilarant ape
  12/07/25
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Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn
  12/07/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808875&mc=...
Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn
  12/11/25


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Date: December 6th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible Water Buffalo Tattoo

I don’t recall if you’ve proffered a proper exegesis as of yet. Though your perspective may be biased as he is one of (((you))).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49488648)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn

I appreciate the way he makes business look easy and the things he talks about like setting up an optimal System to yield exponentially better results than most Losers in shitlaw. Tons of lawyers make shitlaw look really fuckin’ difficult and struggle to pay Rent and their associates make like $52,500. That’s the one thing I think about when it comes to cslg. As a Lawyer, this is the part I find interesting. Also he overcame the ruination of being a weakling with type I diabetes and says he benches 300. One time we mocked his Hair and he got on rogaine. It worked iirc. You should try it. He knows how to take criticism and integrate it constructively into his repertoire.

Now is his “system” just ingeniously shuttling clients to the right doctors, yeah maybe but most pi lawyers are so dumb they don’t even have that part figured out. Everyone who acts like they 100% know he’s running a scam are being intellectually dishonest and they have like no firsthand knowledge on any of it. When you attack cslg you should go at it like “you’re probably a piece of shit” instead of “I INSIST you’re a pos.”

It would be more interesting if we had decent lawyers here who could hold him accountable for his likely malfeasance but what are you gonna do

I don’t like divorce bc people who do it are full of themselves usually and have stopped caring or dgaf about their “kids” bc statistically is Ruins them but it seems like if the kids have like money and consoles and high net worths maybe it sucks less. I read “my wife got depressed” as “I kept fucking strange and maybe she did too but she was only getting with yellow fever Losers soooooo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49488928)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Sickened Round Eye Lettuce

“ Now is his “system” just ingeniously shuttling clients to the right doctors, yeah maybe but most pi lawyers are so dumb they don’t even have that part figured out. Everyone who acts like they 100% know he’s running a scam are being intellectually dishonest and they have like no firsthand knowledge on any of it”

Many of us have plenty of firsthand knowledge. He used to openly admit that he convinces EVERY CLIENT to get epidurals because it substantially brings up the value of a case. You think the guy who was hit in a parking lot going 2 mph has severe back pain requiring multiple epidurals? Quit being a fucking KIKE and think beyond defending a fellow tribesman, cowkike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49488957)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn

That’s literally just him being better at this shit than other PI lawyers. The whole thing is a racket beyond covering medical bills (which insurance covers anyway basically so what’s the point). You’re assigning higher moral character to PI lawyers who suck more at this than he does just bc they gross 70k like doodikoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489013)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible Water Buffalo Tattoo

Xo is pure projection lately. I’m not even certain it is self-aware projection. Even RSF comes across as measured and humble compared to some of these pumos and swinging dicks imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489151)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn

You would think a board full of lawyers would be like “our jobs are fake, law is a fake job” but actually what you see them saying A LOT is: “ALL white collar jobs are fake!!!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489180)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: aqua sneaky criminal

Come on man. Cslg is obviously a master scam artist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489184)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible Water Buffalo Tattoo

You’re missing the point though. What is worse, being a Scam Artist or a FAILED Scam Artist in denial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489188)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: aqua sneaky criminal

Eh, that’s assuming every lawyer wants to be cslg or something. Most don’t even want to be solo practitioners or practice pi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489234)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Dashing disrespectful faggot firefighter

Most lawyers wanted a safe path to $$$ and don't give much of a shit about whether or not they're useful members of society. Don't think being a rent seeking biglawyer perpetuating the scam of byzantine layers of regulation siphoning off money and productivity is significantly better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489266)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Histrionic Hateful Lay

this is cr, people dont join kirkland because of a burning passion to defend megacorps from their osha violations, its because it is supposed to provide stability and a good chance of a umc lifestyle. they dont do pi because they assume, rightly, that the chances of becoming cslg are pretty slim and the skillset that makes them attractive to biglaw doesnt provide any advantage in that arena

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489282)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: exciting hall legal warrant

sound on

https://imgur.com/JbCxZtd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489804)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Histrionic Hateful Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489881)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489352)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: exciting hall legal warrant

i think a lot of people start out as true believers, especially law school applicants. if you go on reddit law school and biglaw subs it's full of people like this.

but by the time you've worked enough biglaw to realize it's all fraudlies you're pot committed and have golden handcuffs. if prospective lawyers didn't care either way then law school marketing and biglaw wouldn't be filled with wesley johnson talking about how important and valuable what they do is. i think this rugpull is a huge factor on why UMC biglawyers tend to be depressed, alcoholics, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489939)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489556)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489557)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489558)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: exciting hall legal warrant

rate him as a console and explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49488991)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Appetizing locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49488998)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn

The entire combined Sega tower of power. Ironic, given that he is Short. A Loser with a Scummy absentee father. Intellectual. Shady. Scummy. More than any *honest* man can afford. Dark Wizard. Snatcher. Corpse Killer. Earthworm Jim on Sega CD for no reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489031)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Dashing disrespectful faggot firefighter

if the kids have like money and consoles and high net worths maybe it sucks less tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489185)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: amethyst misunderstood mexican forum

boring and Losery take iirc. youre Jewish arent you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489722)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Sickened Round Eye Lettuce

He’s Jewish. Sephardic imo iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489851)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn

I fail to see how that’s relevant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489856)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling autistic deer antler church

OYT, would you rather be 5'5", have a head full of hair, and be worth 8 figures OR be 5'9", bald, and on the cusp of ruination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489199)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible Water Buffalo Tattoo

CSLG looks 5’7 or so imo. He is obviously much more “successful” than me, but I don’t envy him. I don’t even want a “family”, much less a broken one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489201)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn

Usually when this comes up, the Worse, Less Successful but Equally Amoral lawyers say something like (usually deep amid some subthread) "I am Tall. I prefer my life haha. Best life ever imho"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489564)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible Water Buffalo Tattoo

It’s so cringey imo, if you’ll excuse the redditism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489579)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn

yeah I guess and btw, idc, and long subthreads bore me. imho you made this thread bc I conspicuously don't participate in cslg threading. If you like long subthreads and epic threads then in general you're probably like lex tp and low T. I am high T and make my own threads and have my own disciples. I don't concern myself with things that are none of my business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489681)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible Water Buffalo Tattoo

easy there champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489839)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807145&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489849)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Transparent useless really tough guy

hes absolutely loser clique imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49489684)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Rose exhilarant ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49492019)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49492064)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Diverse Clear Keepsake Machete Azn

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808875&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751",#49503156)