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My jewish wife would freak out if she knew how much pork I ate

When she's not around. Bacon and Pulled Pork sandwiches are ...
Dashing patrolman
  12/12/25
Meh bacon I never really got the hype. Sure it's OK. Pulled ...
judgmental foreskin
  12/12/25
Bacon is amazing
Dashing patrolman
  12/12/25
Do you eat them with cheese?
Khaki sex offender
  12/12/25
cole slaw
Dashing patrolman
  12/12/25
Wtf
spectacular chocolate roommate
  12/12/25
Jews cannot mix meat and diary. If he's doing it for the...
Khaki sex offender
  12/12/25
I'm doing it for the flavor
Dashing patrolman
  12/12/25
lol your future children will be rat-faced jews
diverse mad-dog skullcap chad
  12/12/25
100% chance
Dashing patrolman
  12/12/25
I proudly serve pork tenderloin and ribs to my obnoxious bro...
lake nursing home
  12/12/25
He secretly loves it
Dashing patrolman
  12/12/25
probably. but he's getting pressure to get religious, which ...
lake nursing home
  12/12/25
Fucking bullshit man
Dashing patrolman
  12/12/25
all a great $cam!
lake nursing home
  12/12/25
Why do you get, keep, then hide a receipt for a pulled pork ...
disgusting aqua base
  12/12/25
I still like having sex with my wife. I get rid of the evide...
Dashing patrolman
  12/12/25
Does she view your semen as pork-contaminated after such a m...
disgusting aqua base
  12/12/25
I am Jewish, technically, but I don’t buy into the bul...
Dashing patrolman
  12/12/25
Heard some jews recently talk that they eat beef bacon. Neve...
Cracking citrine nowag
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: Dashing patrolman

When she's not around. Bacon and Pulled Pork sandwiches are delicious.

I actually hide receipts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49503817)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 3:58 AM
Author: judgmental foreskin

Meh bacon I never really got the hype. Sure it's OK. Pulled pork is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49503845)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: Dashing patrolman

Bacon is amazing

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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:32 AM
Author: Khaki sex offender

Do you eat them with cheese?

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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: Dashing patrolman

cole slaw

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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:27 AM
Author: spectacular chocolate roommate

Wtf

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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Khaki sex offender

Jews cannot mix meat and diary.

If he's doing it for the lulz, he should be eating it with dairy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49503965)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Dashing patrolman

I'm doing it for the flavor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49503979)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 AM
Author: diverse mad-dog skullcap chad

lol your future children will be rat-faced jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49503858)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: Dashing patrolman

100% chance

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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:34 AM
Author: lake nursing home

I proudly serve pork tenderloin and ribs to my obnoxious brother-in-law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49503876)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Dashing patrolman

He secretly loves it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49503878)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: lake nursing home

probably. but he's getting pressure to get religious, which is obnoxious as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49503881)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 AM
Author: Dashing patrolman

Fucking bullshit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49503888)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:42 AM
Author: lake nursing home

all a great $cam!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49503890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 AM
Author: disgusting aqua base

Why do you get, keep, then hide a receipt for a pulled pork sandwich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49503907)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: Dashing patrolman

I still like having sex with my wife. I get rid of the evidence, as I've been busted by receipts left in the car before.

Last time it was a Bacons, eggs and cheese biscuit from McD's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49503950)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: disgusting aqua base

Does she view your semen as pork-contaminated after such a meal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49504793)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Dashing patrolman

I am Jewish, technically, but I don’t buy into the bullshit. She buys into the bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49504875)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: Cracking citrine nowag

Heard some jews recently talk that they eat beef bacon. Never seen this for sale anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49503952)