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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Rusted disgusting station dog poop

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: sable self-centered mother



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Hyperventilating overrated associate

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Dashing brindle brunch idiot

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Canary Galvanic Coldplay Fan Bawdyhouse

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: bisexual blathering space depressive

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: underhanded travel guidebook

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: mauve mediation

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: racy elite menage

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: mauve mediation

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: peach zippy heaven

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: exciting black hairy legs hospital



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: exciting black hairy legs hospital



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Vigorous Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone puppy

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone puppy

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone puppy

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Sticky nursing home



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: bisexual blathering space depressive



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: White boyish garrison

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: White boyish garrison

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

🤔🧐😋

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: supple messiness

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored cumskin

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



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