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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: startling partner

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Poppy Abode



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Henna idiotic karate nursing home

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: arousing nubile headpube haunted graveyard

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Marvelous aqua voyeur elastic band

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: big son of senegal



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Lascivious genital piercing

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Lascivious genital piercing

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: stimulating coiffed home



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: ruby vivacious immigrant



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Alcoholic 180 water buffalo

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: free-loading olive rehab

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: light corner

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: comical bronze theatre

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: free-loading olive rehab

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Tanning Salon

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Poppy Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Bearded aquamarine potus

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: cocky dysfunction box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: racy wild brunch ape

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: racy wild brunch ape

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: racy wild brunch ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: racy wild brunch ape

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: thriller ungodly doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Lascivious genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: mauve disturbing deer antler

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: mauve disturbing deer antler

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: mauve disturbing deer antler

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac out-of-control dingle berry theater

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Rambunctious Newt Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49743659)