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black garrison
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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
Impertinent Grizzly Lay
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
Hairraiser center pervert
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
electric native tank
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This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
black garrison
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
electric native tank
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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black garrison
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
Razzle-dazzle Cream Mad Cow Disease Hospital
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
black garrison
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
overrated dashing business firm mediation
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black garrison
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Strong thread/moniker synergy
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;-)
black garrison
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Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
multi-colored fortuitous meteor
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Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
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It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember c...
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black garrison
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
black garrison
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As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, p...
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Heady theater stage ratface
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black garrison
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*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about imp...
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o it's clear brother.
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i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Impertinent Grizzly Lay

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: black garrison

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: black garrison



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Frum potus



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: kink-friendly shivering jap death wish

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Hairraiser center pervert

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: black garrison

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: black garrison



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: thriller insane dingle berry dilemma

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: black garrison

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: black garrison



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: appetizing preventive strike community account



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: black garrison



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: black garrison

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: black garrison

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: black garrison



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: thriller insane dingle berry dilemma



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: black garrison

!!!

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Laughsome cowardly cruise ship



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: black garrison



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: galvanic carnelian wagecucks



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: black garrison



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: electric native tank

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: black garrison

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: electric native tank

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: black garrison

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: violent parlor ceo



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: translucent corner



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cream Mad Cow Disease Hospital

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: black garrison

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: overrated dashing business firm mediation

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: black garrison

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: black garrison



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal up-to-no-good bawdyhouse toilet seat

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: black garrison

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: multi-colored fortuitous meteor

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: overrated dashing business firm mediation

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: black garrison



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: vigorous brunch

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: black garrison

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: black garrison

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Frum potus



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: black garrison



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: black garrison



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: black garrison



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Heady theater stage ratface

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: black garrison

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: black garrison



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: vigorous brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vigorous brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: doobsian home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: glassy gas station

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: black garrison

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: glassy gas station

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: black garrison

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: glassy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: black garrison

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: glassy gas station

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: black garrison

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible angry boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: black garrison

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: electric native tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: big coiffed stead

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: black garrison

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: big coiffed stead

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: black garrison

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: big coiffed stead

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: black garrison

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Plum boiling water

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: black garrison

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: black garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49776406)