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got beaten to it :(
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Essentially demigods
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it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at gol...
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what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so pre...
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GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quanti...
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go fuck yourself JJC
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JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of...
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  01/31/16
if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figure...
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No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that ...
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no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cycli...
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Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at...
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they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people...
maroon antidepressant drug
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They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but ho...
ultramarine striped hyena box office
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sure, but that's certainly not the norm.
maroon antidepressant drug
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Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.
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what are hours/culture like in this group?
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LOL @ these guys
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? i kinda admire that they were able to think up somethi...
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how can i invest in this?
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Bearded nudist trust fund

How prestigious? What do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722187)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: self-absorbed private investor public bath

I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just event based investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32710376)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Supple Nighttime Hell

DevGru shit

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Violent Affirmative Action Foreskin



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle associate black woman



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: arousing kitchen



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: heady fishy forum



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: swollen business firm



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Filthy home dog poop



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged meetinghouse



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: disturbing garrison pisswyrm



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:31 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: idiotic talented reading party parlor

work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Slate swashbuckling gas station dragon



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:32 AM
Author: Very Tactful Parlour



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:19 PM
Author: Electric Legal Warrant Messiness



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: balding big dysfunction rigor

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: balding big dysfunction rigor

got beaten to it :(

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: up-to-no-good theatre famous landscape painting

Essentially demigods

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: maroon antidepressant drug

it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at goldman sachs. it's in the securities division under the Fixed Income, Currencies, Commodities group. they invest across the entire capital structure, across sectors, industries, and products, and capitalize on "special situations" (i.e., bankruptcies, spin-offs, management change, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722209)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:58 PM
Author: Bearded nudist trust fund

what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so prestigious?

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: maroon antidepressant drug

GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quantitative Investment Strategies, FIG and TMT banking groups, are also prestigious.

SSG is highly selective and coveted because you get exposure to such a wide swath of investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722239)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: medicated theater

go fuck yourself JJC

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: medicated theater

180

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: motley claret library

JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of banks and groups etc (not first hand, just from reading WSO 10 hours a day) than actual finance nuts and bolts. Last time I saw him try to analyze a stock, he was bearish on Google saying that everything but the ads business is a waste of money. Ok I'll take that right up the CEO for you, dumbass gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44546001)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Contagious market fanboi

can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do that for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722211)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac flesh digit ratio



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Ebony diverse idea he suggested



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: arousing kitchen



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: trip gay area



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: sooty irate goyim



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser amber degenerate church



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Date: March 9th, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: yapping sinister stage candlestick maker



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: disturbing garrison pisswyrm



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:01 PM
Author: ultramarine striped hyena box office

Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up making 7 figures a yr within ten years, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722249)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: maroon antidepressant drug

if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722252)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: ultramarine striped hyena box office

No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that group on your resume, isn't it almost a given one will eventually end up making 7 figures at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722265)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: maroon antidepressant drug

no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cyclical, volatile, and political. a good name brand will make it easier to get a job at a good firm, but it's not that simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722304)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: ultramarine striped hyena box office

Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at Goldman or Morgan Stanley is now making high 6 figures (or more) at the age of 33-34 at other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722419)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: maroon antidepressant drug

they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people like that, but it's easy to overestimate how much nyc finance people are making and more importantly, have saved up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722455)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: ultramarine striped hyena box office

They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but how else would one afford a $2.5+ million brownstone/condo in NYC? Clearly, they must be making serious bank to afford such a home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722508)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: maroon antidepressant drug

sure, but that's certainly not the norm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722533)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: up-to-no-good theatre famous landscape painting

Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722538)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Razzle Senate Tattoo



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Date: February 1st, 2016 3:29 AM
Author: doobsian glassy hunting ground police squad



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: harsh psychic cruise ship

I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make because he is an insecure total failure who is now realizing he'll never make real $, so he wants to pretend his peers and those 10+ years younger than him (like 33 year old bros) aren't really making all that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29868419)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: medicated theater



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Laughsome misanthropic shitlib

There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who end up at generic F500 jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722468)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: Gold impressive station turdskin

A Blackhawk helicopter hugs the contours of the Amazon River, its rotor wash rippling the jungle eighty feet below like a wave across the sea.

The Managing Director lifts the Raybans from his brow just enough to make eye contact with the two rows of young bankers sitting across from each other in the steel whale's belly. "You boys ready?"

They all nod, stone faced. It was a silly question. They weren't just ready; they had never been more ready. Years at Harvard, long nights fixing spreadsheets, hours of tweaking LinkedIn. It was finally time.

"Remember: you were born a banker," he shouts over the sound of the rotor and the wind and the jungle. "But you were made a Special Situations Operator."

Their ear pieces come alive. "10 seconds to target!"

"Look alive, time to fuck 'em up!"

----

That's what they do.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722372)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Violent Affirmative Action Foreskin



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: sapphire point



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: impertinent state



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: arousing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722854)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: cream blood rage incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29723284)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Brilliant slimy trailer park hissy fit

The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded brother. He struggled in vain to drag him into safe hiding in the brush amidst crossfire before the rest of the team pushed onward with their mission. But the wounded soldier grabbed him with his remaining energy and held him in place, fixing his brother's gaze on his own.

“No. Go,” he said. “It’s the nature of the assignment.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29723351)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: arousing kitchen

"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have a girlfriend, a spouse, family or close friends?"

*the dying man ponders for a moment* "um, no, just go..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29723379)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: Gold impressive station turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29723470)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Violent Affirmative Action Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29723472)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: trip gay area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29723479)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Angry wine menage

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29724036)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Supple Nighttime Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29724050)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:22 AM
Author: Umber really tough guy volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33444095)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: galvanic hospital factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33444139)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: cracking kink-friendly nowag

Can't believe I've never seen this thread. The best part of xo is that no matter how long you have been here, there are still tons of 180 poasts waiting to be uncovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47909171)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: jet-lagged meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47909175)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Violent Affirmative Action Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29723383)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: godawful abode

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29726741)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring lemon party of the first part dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29723365)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Stimulating Knife Property

pitch perfect Vince Flynn novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29724048)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:46 AM
Author: Razzle Senate Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29726280)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: heady fishy forum

i suddenly want to watch zero dark thirty why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29762302)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Drab fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29868425)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: spectacular telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30121378)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: racy opaque native depressive

omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32234968)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Excitant tan office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32234970)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Filthy home dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32710313)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: Pink exhilarant piazza boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32710700)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32710707)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:37 AM
Author: galvanic hospital factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33444141)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: bateful dull locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35495090)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Sepia boyish trump supporter

basically: Soros is Red Skull, they're Cap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722467)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: blue sexy community account cuck

Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to get it as special situatio investing encompasses a lot. Hours are supposed to be awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722484)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Bearded nudist trust fund

what are hours/culture like in this group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722847)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: arousing kitchen

Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, the grueling physical exercise regiments, weapons training, and even genetic/cybernetic augmentation required means that you have to be willing to "give yourself fully to Goldman."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722934)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Violent Affirmative Action Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722947)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 4:01 AM
Author: Aromatic crackhouse

rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains. it's GS property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29726354)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Violent Affirmative Action Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29868405)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Filthy home dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32710302)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: Umber really tough guy volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33444098)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: charcoal charismatic rehab feces

was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few years back? IIRC they found some loophole in the law to control the supply of aluminum by just shipping it back and forth from warehouse to warehouse instead of making it available on the open market, thereby causing the price to skyrocket. they made hundreds of millions doing this.

edit: here are the links...

http://www.businessinsider.com/goldmans-alleged-aluminum-scam-2013-7

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlenzner/2013/07/25/goldman-sachs-makes-255-million-storing-3-of-global-aluminum-production/#16e8c4c0143e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29722992)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: narrow-minded main people

LOL @ these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29724062)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: charcoal charismatic rehab feces

?

i kinda admire that they were able to think up something like this. obvs they're not adding any value to society by doing this but anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29726745)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: narrow-minded main people

I can see what your saying about how you have to respect someone creative enough to rob like this, but this is the same as those drug price hikers - it's slimy and manipulative and it's only legal cause it's so out of left field that there is no specific law to it. Manipulating the supply chain of a critical industrial component to artificially create an inefficiency and then exploiting that inefficiency is absolutely ridiculous - in many other arenas that kind of behavior is banned outright.

Obviously I am all for making money, but behavior like this is insanely parisitic. You really have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that this is even close to being acceptable, just like the dudes who buy the drug companies and jack the prices up 1000% - they don't even do a middle ground rent seek by improving the product slightly and making it up 2-3x, they nakedly go for the biggest hike which gives off the impression that they expect the behavior to be clamped down upon so they gotta rob as much as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29726802)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: flushed cruel-hearted macaca roast beef

"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it"

That's ludicrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30121578)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: Talking avocado twinkling uncleanness sweet tailpipe

jewish as FUARK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29762430)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Dashing mentally impaired principal's office

As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be significantly more prestigious 5-7 years ago. Now that banks can't have prop desks any more, their ability to capitalize on these kinds of opportunities is much less than before. There are still some things they can do, just less.

tl;dr still a prestigious group but much less so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29723018)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: maroon antidepressant drug

this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to be, due to capital constraints and regulations. the one knock on it is that they tend to focus on small illiquid investments.

also forgot to mention that GSIP, goldman's internal long-short equity hedge fund, is extremely prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29723503)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Dashing mentally impaired principal's office

it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds" anymore, so i'm pretty sure this is not prestigious anymore either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29723512)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: maroon antidepressant drug

by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldman sachs, not that it invests with proprietary capital. GSIP stricly invests with client money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29723543)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: fantasy-prone spruce address persian

how can i invest in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29726259)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Thriller Lodge Roommate

Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clients, not generating massive returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30121392)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: offensive location

SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictators as clients and they help the dictators plan for hiding their money away and escapes and shit just in case the shit hits the fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29723052)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Slap-happy travel guidebook filthpig

Sounds like a fucking TV show

Goldman Sachs: Special Situations Group (SSG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29723492)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: Violent Affirmative Action Foreskin

*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran*

C.O. Blankfein: "Welcome to the Goldman Sachs S.S.G. Operator selection program. You have volunteered for the most intensive banking training known to man. You are all proven graduates within the striver community: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, Wharton, and so on. In spite of your preftige, many of you will not successfully negotiate this program. Those that do, will experience an operational tempo that exceeds that of any other unit within the Goldman Sachs arsenal. That is all that is to be said about the special nature of the S.S.G. training program. I now turn you over to my Command Master Chief, HAHAURFUCKED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29723519)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: trip gay area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29723530)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: arousing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29762299)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: spectacular telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30121344)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Orchid Odious Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30121356)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: racy opaque native depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32234978)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Filthy home dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32710308)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: Pink exhilarant piazza boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32710704)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: Umber really tough guy volcanic crater



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:25 AM
Author: Insanely creepy hominid



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: bateful dull locus



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: jet-lagged meetinghouse



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Violent Affirmative Action Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29868397)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: Gold impressive station turdskin

*GS Spec. Sit. Operator parachuting into the Oscars to wrestle the Best Picture envelope from the PwC dweeb backstage*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32710251)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:19 AM
Author: Filthy home dog poop



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: Vigorous Sick French Chef



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: Insanely creepy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35093915)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: jet-lagged meetinghouse



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: jet-lagged meetinghouse



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Nofapping Learning Disabled Indirect Expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45703620)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 8:03 AM
Author: jet-lagged meetinghouse



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Date: January 4th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: burgundy erotic doctorate

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