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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
nofapping filthpig state
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Plum Geriatric Messiness
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
nofapping filthpig state
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Plum Geriatric Messiness
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
nofapping filthpig state
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Plum Geriatric Messiness
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
nofapping filthpig state
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Plum Geriatric Messiness
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
nofapping filthpig state
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Plum Geriatric Messiness
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
nofapping filthpig state
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
hilarious menage
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
nofapping filthpig state
  08/18/13
k
hilarious menage
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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cerebral jew
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
nofapping filthpig state
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
abnormal vibrant spot
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
nofapping filthpig state
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180
abnormal vibrant spot
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Plum Geriatric Messiness

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Plum Geriatric Messiness

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Plum Geriatric Messiness

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Plum Geriatric Messiness

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Plum Geriatric Messiness

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: hilarious menage

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: hilarious menage

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Mustard histrionic meetinghouse

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Bateful Yellow Kitchen

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Bisexual costumed stock car business firm



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: honey-headed charismatic round eye kitty



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: cyan church internal respiration

(millenial problems)

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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Bateful Yellow Kitchen



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: spectacular rose foreskin mental disorder



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: electric emerald electric furnace potus



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Angry brindle theater stage

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: cerebral jew

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: trip roommate crackhouse

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: abnormal vibrant spot

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: abnormal vibrant spot

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: abnormal vibrant spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Plum Geriatric Messiness

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Plum Geriatric Messiness

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Plum Geriatric Messiness

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Plum Geriatric Messiness

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Submissive Doobsian Community Account Garrison



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: dashing bearded roast beef



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Bisexual costumed stock car business firm

crying laughing at this

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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: maize irradiated property rigor



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Medicated boltzmann

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: apoplectic fluffy trailer park

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: abnormal vibrant spot

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Mahogany brunch



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Green erotic tattoo



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Bateful Yellow Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling bat shit crazy stage



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz dilemma

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: judgmental offensive church building persian



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Galvanic pocket flask double fault



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed resort



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Harsh water buffalo

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: buck-toothed set selfie

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Chocolate Shrine

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Chocolate Shrine

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cordovan national

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: buck-toothed set selfie

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: hilarious menage



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: self-absorbed point deer antler

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: judgmental offensive church building persian

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: abnormal vibrant spot

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Medicated boltzmann

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Bateful Yellow Kitchen



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal corner



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal corner



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Bateful Yellow Kitchen



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed resort

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: cerebral jew



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: spectacular rose foreskin mental disorder



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: ruby arousing stage circlehead

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: pearly multi-colored den affirmative action

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: pearly multi-colored den affirmative action

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: pearly multi-colored den affirmative action

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: pearly multi-colored den affirmative action

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Hot Sooty Voyeur

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: pearly multi-colored den affirmative action

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: pearly multi-colored den affirmative action

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: pearly multi-colored den affirmative action

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Hot Sooty Voyeur

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Orchid Cumskin Cuckoldry

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Milky sanctuary multi-billionaire

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: pearly multi-colored den affirmative action

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: pearly multi-colored den affirmative action

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: pearly multi-colored den affirmative action

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: trip roommate crackhouse

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: trip roommate crackhouse

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: lake library liquid oxygen

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: lake library liquid oxygen

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: pearly multi-colored den affirmative action

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Curious Dingle Berry



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Boyish death wish tank

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Fishy hunting ground goal in life

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: 180 topaz bbw



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: mildly autistic violent jap



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: gaped whorehouse clown

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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Insecure cruise ship mediation

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: translucent theater ceo

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Exciting house

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Bisexual costumed stock car business firm



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Blathering impertinent range



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: 180 topaz bbw



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: provocative sadistic quadroon



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Medicated boltzmann

i've always absolutely loved this thread

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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig state



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Curious Dingle Berry



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

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